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Tottenham’s Mousa Dembele reveals he won’t be facing Chelsea via Instagram post

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Spurs midfielder Mousa Dembele has effectively let his side's team news out of the bag ahead of tonight's crunch clash with Chelsea thanks to an Instagram photo. The Belgian was subbed off during his side's win over Southampton on Saturday, but the suggestion was that he would recover from his muscle problem ahead of this [.

Sergio Ramos: Kicking Butt & Taking Names

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Image via Twitter.

Cheesiest joke we could come up with to accompany this picture?

"He can hold us hostage anytime."

Not terribly imaginative, but it gets straight to our point.

How about our Kickette Army soldier boys and girls take a stab at cheeky caption writing?

QPR midfielder Joey Barton denies English Defence League links

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Photo fraud QPR and Joey Barton have released a statement rejecting suggestions that he is a member of far-right group the English Defence League. A photo of Barton posing with EDL leader Tommy Robinson (aka Stephen Yaxley Lennon) appeared on the EDL Support Group Facebook page accompanied by the caption: "Joey Barton joins the EDL.

Caption This! Creepin’

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Hey there

Devin is busy working on a piece centered upon these two super secret signings we are apparently going to make this week. Meanwhile, I'm pulling out more cutting edge, thought-provoking stuff like captioning the absurdly good image above. This is what I do, people.

Justin Mapp, Union Make An Appearance On Cracked.com

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The Philadelphia Union, specifically midfielder Justin Mapp, are included, today, in one of Cracked.com's "Top" list articles.

Mapp, along with a fallen Danny Mwanga and two DC United players, is shown playing a ball forward in the picture within the article "The 6 Weirdest Free Speech Issues Around The World" on Cracked.

The Game of Love

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Hans Martinez (L) of Universidad Catolica vies for the ball with Maximiliano Moralez of Velez Sarsfield during their Copa Libertadores 2011 football match at the San Carlos de Apoquindo stadium in Santiago, on April 07, 2011. (Photo by Claudio Santana/AFP/Getty Images)

But what's really happening is they're holding hands, the big brother leading his (tiny) little brother in the same direction.

Create-a-Caption: The Amazing Flying Bravo

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Photo by Nigel Brooks

I saw this photograph this afternoon and knew without a doubt it deserved a quality caption. So Dynamo fans, do your best (or worst)...and don't get too carried away please.

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Persie Penalty Sinks Liverpool

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No caption needed...
Image: guardian.co.uk
Manchester United were the guests at Anfield on Sunday afternoon and on the whole both fans and staff helped Liverpool in their pre match releasing of balloons, giving of flowers and showing of mosaics.

Persie Penalty Sinks Liverpool

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No caption needed...
Image: guardian.co.uk
Manchester United were the guests at Anfield on Sunday afternoon and on the whole both fans and staff helped Liverpool in their pre match releasing of balloons, giving of flowers and showing of mosaics.

ESPN buys into the hype, prematurely names Man City Premier League Champions

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The lead-up to Monday's top of the table showdown between Man City and Man United was inflated by a number of erroneous and ridiculous claims of the match being a "title decider," comparable to the Super Bowl and that the 650-million person global reach of the match's broadcast was actually the estimated viewership.

Crap Captions: ‘Dimi Berbaton’ Is 195lbs, Has Brown Hair And A Swastika?

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By Chris Wright

Massachusetts Channel 5 News very nearly got their caption right (a damn sight closer than ESPN managed the other day) for Berba's post-game interview, bless their little hearts for trying...

We can't help but notice that they've also spelt 'swastika' wrong.

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PSP wants your photos!

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Photo: Nicolae Stoian

Do you shoot photos of anything related to local soccer? Would you like to show them off?

Share your photos via PSP's Flickr stream, and PSP may feature your work on the main site. We'll credit you as photographer and link to your work.

PSP is always looking for local soccer photos, whether of youth or high school soccer, local pickup leagues, soccer pubs, Philadelphia Union or the various other teams stretching from Cape May out to Reading and Harrisburg.

Top 15 Photos: Assorted Champions League Training

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By Chris Wright

Pies pick of the 15 most 'caption-tastic' photos from pre-Champions League training sessions across the continent(ish)...

"Just give that a sniff Danny, does it smell of broccoli to you?"

Bayern Munich's David Alaba is house-trained, though sadly not training pitch-trained

'The Chosen One' walks among the Ajax squad

"Oh right!

England Train At Vasil Levski Stadium Ahead Of Bulgaria Qualifier (Photos)

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By Chris Wright

What do we have here? Why, it's a gaggle of photos of the England chaps training at the Vasil Levski Stadium in Sofia ahead of their Euro 2012 qualifier against Bulgaria tonight...

Close eyes > hope for the best

Who knew the Suga Puffs Honey Monster was Bulgaria's national emblem?

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A Very German Home, Plus Thomas Mueller Does Risotto

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This home in Germany certainly wins an award for patriotism, though the design gurus and neighborhood council will look upon it with nothing short of derision. The homeowner's name is Dennis Rheinhardt. He's presumably single, though "family" is noted in the caption. (Can't be true.

Wojciech Szczesny Tries To Pick Up Glamour Model On Twitter, Fails Spectacularly

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By Chris Wright

Arsenal 'keeper Wojciech Szczesny tried to pick up a girl on Twitter recently a girl by the name of Letesha Collins, an 'aspiring glamour model' who currently makes her living as a presenter for adult nudey rudey channel Elite TV and whose work clothes consist of little more than a smile on occasion.

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Dressed At Gunpoint: Bafetimbi Gomis, Lyon

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The puffy jacket. The slightly askew Yankees cap. The denim nappy. We hope this guy was dressed at gunpoint. Image via Bafe's facebook page.

If you're going to post images of yourself on popular social networking sites, it's best you don't accompany each picture with the caption 'Look Of The Day'.

Bieber visits Stamford Bridge, world ends

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Justin Bieber is in Britain for something or other. Girls everywhere are crying. Meanwhile, the singer turned rapper took some time out from making said girls sob incessantly by hauling his 4-year-old girlfriend, Selena Gomez, to Stamford Bridge for a private tour.

And the world wept.


Ashley & Cheryl?

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Caption This! Chelsea’s Dark Knight Rises

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Somebody on the Czech physio team is a just little too enamored with Christopher Nolan. Or maybe he loves Tim Burton. I vote for Tim Burton.


Where does he get those wonderful toys?

For those too young to remember, my caption is an homage to the original Batman film, directed by Burton and starring the greatest Dark Knight, Michael Keaton.

Bohemians 1905 Celebrates Bohemianism, Appropriately

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The well-named Czech club had an apt party last week for....well, the caption of one explains it best:

A naked artist and junior players of Bohemians 1905 football team perform on the field on September 22, 2011 at the Czech famous Bohemians 1905 stadium in Prague during the "Bohemians at Bohemka What happens when an artist misses the ball" event, part of 16th Performing Arts Festival "4+4 days in motion".

Euro 2012 Qualifiers: Czech Republic 0, Spain 2 and Spain 3, Scotland 1

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Just as Del Bosque refuses to make changes to his squad selection, Spain refuses to make changes to the script of all its competitive matches since the World Cup: tidy, if uninspired, wins against the Czech Republic and Scotland sealed a perfect qualifying round for the Euro 2012.

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Brazilian Alexandre Pato to miss Copa America

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ROME — Brazil forward Alexandre Pato will miss the Copa America after injuring his right shoulder in AC Milan's final match of the Serie A season. Pato was carried off on a stretcher in the 71st minute of Sunday's 0-0 draw with Udinese. Milan physician Maurizio Gevi told Italy's Sky TV that Pato will be [.

Man City win the bid for Denis Suarez

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MANCHESTER, England Manchester City have swooped to snatch Celta Vigo starlet Denis Suarez from under the noses of Barcelona. Celta's chairman Carlos Mourino has confirmed that the Spanish Under-17 midfielder will move to Eastlands for an initial fee of €1 million which could rise to €3m depending on appearance- and performance-related clauses in the [.

Parke lifts Sounders past Kansas City

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SEATTLE, Wa.—Jeff Parke scored on a header off Tyson Wahl's corner kick in the third minute of second-half stoppage time to give the Seattle Sounders a 1-0 victory over Sporting Kansas City on Saturday night. Sounders goalkeeper Kasey Keller made three saves for his third shutout of the season. Wahl's corner kick from the right [.

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David Beckham met Muhammad Ali

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David Beckham looked extremely honoured when he met boxing legend Muhammad Ali during last weekend's 70th birthday celebrations at the Power of Love Gala in Las Vegas along with a whole host of celebrities.

Beckham posted a pic of the unforgettable moment on his Facebook page.

You Write the Caption: The Donovan Interview Edition

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It has been almost a year since SBI's last installment of You Write the Caption, and that one came after a two-year hiatus for one of the site's original and most popular series. We plan on changing that after feedback from readers who told us we should bring the series back.

For those of you unfamiliar, You Write the Caption is when we post a funny photo and allow our readers to take their cracks at writing a caption to go with the photo.

Do You Know the Way to Vancouver?

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The excitement is building for the 2012 CONCACAF Women's Olympic Qualifying Tournament and the Canadian Soccer Association has been busy promoting the eight-team competition. The CSA is featuring two U.S. players with strong northwest ties -- Seattle resident Hope Solo and former Portland Pilot star Megan Rapinoe -- as part of an advertising campaign titled "Made for This.

MLS in Pop Culture - Are You There MetroStars?

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First, no, I did not watch NBC's new show "Are You There Chelsea," but someone I follow on FaceBook did watch it and she posted this screen capture, & in her defense, her caption was: "This stupid ass show got interesting."


COYS Spurs Shirt Competition - And the Winner Is...

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Thanks to all that took part in the recent competition to win a Spurs COYS shirt courtesy of COYStheshirt. There were some good entries, and some strange ones, but the winning caption to the picture of Redknapp and Wenger was from Nevbrand with this:

HR - 'Don't get so cross, - I only wanted to talk about the problems we had with Young Boys'

Nevbrand wins a COYS shirt in a colour and size of their choice.

Trouble and strife

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Old friend Eddie Johnson's had a spot of bother. Never mind that though I like the caption above: "local soccer pro Eddie Johnson kicks a soccer ball".  Which is a) delightfully descriptive, b) not necessarily correct (he's heading it, isn't he?) and c) just nice anyway. It would be good if all football photos had such captions.

De Rosario red hot with two goals agianst former team

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When the New York Red Bulls sent striker Dwayne De Rosario packing to Eastern Conference rivals D.C. United the early season United caption, Dax McCarty, had this to say: "They made the move; they...

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Hansel Adams Presents: You Write The Caption

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Don't worry.

We're turning up the knob on MLS coverage as well as transfer talk after the USWNT tiptoes ripping our/your heart out for the last time this summer.

Hansel Adams? That be TSG photog Matt Mathai who always captures the winners.

You write the caption below from the DeRosario Cup.

French Ladies Go Au Natural For Attendance

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Upon hearing the news that a gaggle of French females from the Les Bleus Women's World Cup team posed in the buff for a magazine spread, one word should come to mind:

Bild.

And you would, of course, be correct. Three of the French ladies posed nude for the German beacon of couth though without anything really showing in order to "bring awareness to their sport".

Picture of the Day

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Russian model, Irina Shayk "comically pouts" at her namorado, Cristiano Ronaldo. That's the official caption! / via Landmark Media

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