By Chris Wright

"Bugger, probably should've scored that"

Last night Bayern Munich played Holland in an unfortunately timed and largely meaningless friendly at the Allianz Arena which was set up in order to compensate the German side for the hamstring twang that Arjen Robben aggravated at the 2010 World Cup an injury which forced him to miss the first two months of the following season, despite Bayern pleading with the KNVB not to play him in South Africa.

TweetCardiff City captain Mark Hudson scored an amazing 68-yard super goal during his sides' 2-0 win over Derby. 'I don't think I'll ever get the chance to score like that again,' the centre-back said after the game. 'Even if I went out into an empty stadium and tried it, I don't think I would be [..

Good old Reina! That man knows how to party...The last time Liverpool got into a final was in 2007, which for a club like Liverpool is quite a long time ago. And the last time they actually won a final was in 2006, the penalty win over West Ham was the last time Liverpool fans truly got to celebrate but on Sunday they are in with a chance to bring some silverware back to Anfield once again.

Treble heroes Patrik Berger and Stephane Henchoz will line-up for Liverpool legends in the Selco Mersey Masters at the Echo Arena on Saturday.
The duo will join other stars from Liverpool's illustrious past in the tournament that also includes teams from Everton, Tranmere Rovers, Wigan Athletic, Bolton Wanderers and Blackpool.

By JOHN BOSCHINI

Jose Mourinho hasn't even finished up his first season with Real Madrid, but the journeyman manager is already speculating as to where he'll end up next.

According to the Telegraph, the Portuguese manager said that his next job will be as manager of an English club.

Juventus' ex-Bayern Munich striker Luca Toni on Thursday revealed how coach Louis van Gaal once proved he had 'the balls' to drop any of Bayern's stars - by dropping his trousers.
Having joined Bayern from Fiorentina in 2007, Toni, 33, was Bayern's top scorer in his first season when he scored 24 goals in 31 league games as Bayern won the Bundesliga title.

STARTERS
Netherlands & Bayern Munich captain Mark Van Bommel has been sold to Milan.
-Message to all Serie A players - go buy some bigger shin and ankle guards.
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It will be Japan v Australia for the Asian Cup championship on Saturday morning.
STORY OF THE DAY
I never like it when someone loses their job, but Andy Gray has been justly fired by Sky Sports for horrible comments he made about a female referee and other sexist shit-talk.

MUNICH, Germany — Bayern Munich captain Mark van Bommel on Tuesday joined Italian side AC Milan, five months before his contract was due to expire, the German giants have announced. "It was Mark's express wish to be released from his contract early for sporting reasons, in order to be able to move to AC Milan [.

Arch-rivals Japan and South Korea played a memorable Asian Cup semifinal on Tuesday that came down to dramatic penalty kicks. Kicks South Korea wasn't ready for.

Japan converted three of four penalties while South Korea missed all three attempts to send Japan to the Asian Cup Final, where the winner of Australia/Uzbekistan awaits.