Whoever ultimately loses tonight's Champions League Final, they might like to reflect that at least footage of them picking their noses wasn't beamed to a global TV audience. That was the fate suffered by this Bayern Munich fan, who chose to go digging for bogies while the cameras were trained on her.

When female fans of Stuttgart held this banner out (translation : "Bruno, gift me the jacket"), they really meant it. Unfortunately, head coach Bruno Labbadia wasn't ready to face the cold just for the superficial cameras. Better luck in summer, ladies!

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Guardian: Liverpool promise life ban for any fan who racially abused Tom Adeyemi

• Merseyside police arrest a 20-year-old Aintree man • Liverpool hand CCTV recordings and photos to police Liverpool will impose a lifetime ban on any supporter found to have racially insulted the Oldham Athletic defender Tom Adeyemi.

TweetArsenal's 20-year-old full-back Carl Jenkinson is one of a dying breed... he's actually a fan of the team he plays for and he's not afraid to show it. Jenkinson was happy to show off his bedroom at his parents house for the cameras, which has been left untouched since his childhood and has Arsenal adorning [.

A few years back a reality TV show in Malaysia came up with a team that took on the national team and they weren't the ones blushing.
Now Singapore is aping the idea. For obvious reasons I'm not bothering with covering it but it appears there are some people out there who take it seriously with reports suggesting than none other than SAFFC taking a look at a couple of the players showcased on the goggle box.

No ifs or butts Barton's red card shows cheats DO prosper in the Premier League

Let us be happy for Bradley Johnson. He is enjoying his moment in the sun. A few hours after the Norwich midfielder got Joey Barton sent off at Loftus Road on Monday, he was hamming it up for the cameras at the darts final.

Merseyside Police have arrested a 20-year-old man on suspicion of racially abusing Oldham's Tom Adeyemi during the FA Cup game at Liverpool.
Some good news about the alleged Racial abuse of Oldham's Tom Adeyemi at Anfield in the FA Cup on Friday night.

The only one with the ball will be the one missing

Ahead of this Sunday's game against Manchester United, the latest injury news update does not help to reassure any nerves. We are already going through a bad run of 2 consecutive league losses at the moment ahead of the imminent arrival of the team that gave us a beating in August.

Former Manchester United defender Gary Neville has publicly slammed Arsenal midfielder Andrei Arshavin following Sunday's match at the Emirates.

Neville, now in his role as a Sky Sports pundit, was critical of Arsene Wenger's decision to sub the effervescent Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, especially as the struggling Arshavin replaced him.

By Chris Wright

Here's Chelsea's latest acquisition, promising young Belgian winger Kevin De Bruyne (who definitely has a whiff of the 'The Sherminator' about him), holding his new uniform aloft for the cameras at Cobham after signing from Genk for £6.7 million earlier today.

Stuart Pearce had more cameras trained on him than a Big Brother contestant committing homicide last night as the former international took the reins of the England caretaker position. Other than a super trendy haircut (lacking on the sides, just like England's wing-play), there was one remarkable piece of footage that has peaked OTP's interest.

For those watching at home, ESPN broadcast is getting better

"ESPN is ramping up its camera complement for the regular season, with plans to roll out eight hard cameras, including one super slo-mo camera, for every match.
For select matches, such as the season opener in Portland, ESPN will up the camera complement to include a jib, a handheld Steadicam, and a goal-line cam.

A friend in need is a friend indeed! Surely, that was the order of the day at the Nou Camp, where Barcelona held their Official Portait session yesterday. Eric Abidal also proved just why all his teammates love him so dearly he fusses over everybody's neckties for them.

Real Madrid have refused to hold a pre-match press conference ahead of Saturday's La Liga clash with Real Sociedad.

Apart from Marcelo, no player from Madrid has addressed the media following the 1-1 draw against Villarreal on Wednesday, in which Los Blancos were very critical of the standard of refereeing.

Barcelona visited Mallorca on Saturday and though they came away with a 2-0 win (Leo Messi, of course, scored the first goal while Shakira's boyfriend had the other), it was what they left behind that interested Canal+. Sending cameras into Barcelona's abandoned dressing room after the match, the TV station discovered the remains of a very healthy matchday spread of bananas, an assortment of bite sized fruits and water.

Yup, the city of Carson is spending $300,000 of taxpayer money to spy on taxpayers. So, crooks be sure and use other major thoroughfares such as 190th Street or Main Street where there are no cameras yet. And sure, while we may have no expectation of privacy in a public

By Alan Duffy

Swansea City 3-0 Blackburn Rovers Premier League 14th April 2012

While he remains a rather dignified character in front of the cameras, Blackburn boss Steve Kean must be feeling more than a little frustrated as he watches his side edge ever closer to the Championship.

A day after winning the Champions League in Munich, Chelsea returned to London and held their open-top bus parade to celebrate the season's cup double. The joyous occasion was celebrated with a few songs, including a rendition of "We Are The Champions" from Fernando Torres that was so off key, the cameras couldn't even show the singer, Didier Drogba leading the "Super Frankie Lampard" chant and David Luiz shouting his usual hilarious nonsense.

For many fans in attendance at the Brazil's 4-1 win over the U.S. not wearing yellow and samba dancing while drinking criminally overpriced beer, this was the best moment of the match. After Pato scored the game's final goal in the 87th minute, Richard Simmons' illegitimate step-son ran out to the center of the pitch and slid through the center circle.