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Herculez Gomez has a sick mind.

No Short Corners 26 February @ 08:51 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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It may have been mere consolation in a 2-1 loss at Chivas, but Herculez Gomez used his brainpan to doubly great effect by conjuring this 77th minute strike. It was not only his first goal since joining the club prior to this Clausura, but also one of the nastiest headers I've seen in a long time. Basically, he chipped the keeper with a volley - using his noggin.

Duh.

No Short Corners 01 February @ 05:28 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Fulham ace Clint Dempsey has just expertly turned home a Bryan Ruiz slip pass to put the hosts up 1-0 on 68 minutes.At least one clip to come...- Greg Seltzer

Oh dear... - Part Deuce

No Short Corners 07 February @ 11:36 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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You may not get every Photoshopped reference contained within (I didn't), but I think we all get the Guardian readers' general gist concerning Clint Dempsey's star status in England.- Greg Seltzer

Whoa. - Part Deux

No Short Corners 13 February @ 12:05 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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If you're a lifelong fan of Rangers, or just accustomed to following them for having American players, this is a rough day. The shockwaves could be plentiful- Greg Seltzer

From the "stuff you'll know once you read this" file...

No Short Corners 04 February @ 08:04 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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You didn't actually think I'd shut my yap just because some windows closed, did you?I can report that Ryan Nelsen was considering a return to D.C. United when Tottenham swopped in at the last minute. I can also tell you he still plans to come back to the Red-and-Black. There should be a full report up at MLSS before long.

Video Tuesday

No Short Corners 14 February @ 07:40 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Modern Family isn't on until tomorrow night, so we need some tube to hold us over...Taped before the rather peculiar news broke that Landon Donovan will return to the Galaxy early (adding two unnecessary long flights to his February itinerary), he speaks here about a variety of topics wearing Everton colors.

And so it begins...

No Short Corners 26 February @ 09:07 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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If I didn't know any better (and we all know I don't), we could say MLS is a major broadcast network American sports entity now.Breaking sports news video. MLB, NFL, NBA, NHL highlights and more.- Greg "Give Deuce his rightful goal!!" Seltzer

FYI: Genoa

No Short Corners 26 February @ 06:00 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Expect some new additions (not to be confused with New Edition) to be joining USMNT camp tonight.Actually, it's kinduva bummer, because I would spring for everybody's popcorn to see Klinsi bust out "Mr. Telephone Man" with a capable backing section... ya know, because one always uses the proper tools for a job.

Because summer silly season just can't arrive soon enough for you maniacs...

No Short Corners 01 February @ 09:42 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Out of what passes as the kindness from what passes as my heart, let's officially kick off your summer window mental instability with a fun fact (that was tipped off by MLSS homey, the Armchair Analyst).I can confirm that our faithful friend Fulham is among the clubs sizing up Anderlecht midfielder Sacha Kljestan for summer.

No Ciao

No Short Corners 01 February @ 01:43 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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It's gone around Italy that newly freed-agent Edson Buddle has had calls from Lazio. I am here to tell you this is not the case. As I stated yesterday, he's on his way back to Los Angeles. It's all done, I promise.- Greg Seltzer

Bradley speaks from Egypt

No Short Corners 02 February @ 06:43 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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An Egyptian TV station managed an interview with Bob Bradley in the aftermath of yesterday's horrible tragedy at Al-Masry. As you can see above, he and his wife took part in a march against such things today - you certainly have got to admire the toughness of that clan.First though, I just have one thing to ask.

Mix does Gent! Tip your waitresses!

No Short Corners 02 February @ 07:37 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Just so we remember I'm in the business of providing pastime relief from the horrors of the world, let's flip on Gent tube for some smiles. The always irrepressible Mix Diskerud sits down for an interview (run fully by him... this kid is my dude) and we even get some English comments from new boss Trond Sollied.

Money, it's gotta be the 'stache!

No Short Corners 05 February @ 12:26 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Anderlecht midfielder Sacha Kljestan fired home the second via free kick in their 4-2 victory over Belgian holders Genk (not to be confused with Mix Diskerud's Gent, as can easily occur).The clip may take a while, but it'll surface sooner or later.- Greg Seltzer

Good ol' Harry

No Short Corners 08 February @ 10:43 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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I meant to get this up last night, but had some technical difficulties with Blogger. A day later, there's still a lot swirling around in my head after hearing the news that Harry Keough had passed away. Many of those swirling things are memories, which is funny because for a long time I didn't actually realize who he was.

Back in the groove

No Short Corners 08 February @ 03:49 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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On a night when AZ starter Charlison Benschop bagged a hat trick, late sub Jozy Altidore has come on to hit a brace of his own, capping a 6-0 win at ADO Den Haag. They were both simple finishes, coming less than two minutes apart on assists by Brett Holman and Maarten Martens.Jozy had been without a goal since December 4th, but now his league total stands at seven and his haul across all

A coupla tidbits

No Short Corners 10 February @ 09:14 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Unfortunately, not fun items...I've been told, for now, Ricardo Clark's Danish interest seems to have dissapated. His salary seems to be an issue at times, with this being one of them. I'm not sure what's next for him. Just when it appeared ex-Crew free agent midfielder Kevin Burns was set to be signed by Danish second flight side Blokhuis, there has come a annoying snag we'll talk about a little

Ummmmm...

No Short Corners 11 February @ 02:12 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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I am going to assume the Prem will have no choice but to change the scoring on Fulham's winner today, giving Clint Dempsey another dazzling goal to count. His shot is clearly tipped onto the bar by the keeper, which makes it a shot on goal, which makes it a scorer's goal. If that's an own goal, my name is Lord Rupus Schmendrake IV.

Didn't Thierry Henry formerly hawk shaving gear?

No Short Corners 11 February @ 02:39 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Yes, but some things never change. Like how MLS players still come to the Prem for a vacation laugh. And chicken pies.S1-2A door fasthighlights- Greg Seltzer

A coupla tidbits on the Olympic team

No Short Corners 12 February @ 10:25 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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The MLSS editors asked Travis Clark and myself to take a stab at selecting a U.S. Olympic squad as if we were the coach, and this presentation went up yesterday. Space was limited for comment there, so I'll take advantage here to expand a bit on my selections.First off, let's just talk about the players I refrained from choosing with the mindset that the reality would be they're somehow

Alex Morgan is not S-ing around, man.

No Short Corners 12 February @ 05:27 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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We need to invent a nickname for her that is half-cutesy and half-vicious. Like... The Bambi Assassin or something. You ladies and gents can work on that after you watch this from last night's USWNT friendly with New Zealand.- Greg Seltzer

Whoa.

No Short Corners 13 February @ 09:11 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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I guess it never really crossed my mind until I saw this fine article, but yeah, I guess MLS would theoretically look a ripe target for those people willing to kill sport for profit.Maaaan, I hate cheating. Now that it's in my head, I'm glad to know the league is staying one step ahead of the crooks.

Oh, I cannot take this one more second.

No Short Corners 13 February @ 05:29 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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We get it, Sir Alex/Man United fans/simply "horrified" UK media members. Luis Suarez is the demon spawn from hell itself yada yada well you never rumble mumble concern troll you're so aghast hrrmph-n-stuff.As if the notorious ones "Patrice Evra" shouldn't more than suffice on their own, here's two words for you: Eric Cantona.

Oh, I cannot take this one more second. - Part Deux

No Short Corners 14 February @ 08:30 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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One of my personal pet peeves is needing to repeat myself. Ya know, when I get or see incessant comments from USMNT fans about how Tim Ream is a lost cause or Jozy Altidore is a bust or how this or that player is worthless, I want to scream.When I was a season ticket-holding kid, the St. Louis Blues acquired a veteran all-star defenseman by the name of Rod Seiling from the New York Rangers.

Your friendly neighborhood UEFA NextGen report

No Short Corners 16 February @ 10:43 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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An NSC FYI: the tardiness of this post is my fault, not Jacob's...When you think of elite player development, no two clubs come to mind more quickly and vibrantly than Barcelona and Ajax.Rightfully so. Seven of the 11 players Pep Guardiola started against Osasuna on Saturday came out of La Masia with five of his seven substitutes also having come through the club's system.

How much royalty money do you think Americans Abroad earn Springsteen?

No Short Corners 17 February @ 04:49 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Paderborn relief hit man Matt Taylor helped the 2.Bundesliga title chasers pick up a tough point on Friday night, nodding home the last gasp 2-2 equalizer shortly after coming off the bench. If you're in express mode, the goal play starts at the 3:05 mark.- Greg Seltzer

The Forest Prince returns!

No Short Corners 18 February @ 01:00 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Nottingham Forest forward Robbie Findley bagged his first goal since mid-November in a 2-0 win over Coventry that lifted them out of the drop zone for the first time since... well... late November. The U.S. international chested down to slot the insurance tally with four minutes left.I would generally assume we'll need to wait for a clip until after BBC's Football League Show tonight.

Goodie sprinkles

No Short Corners 21 February @ 09:03 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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A few notes to get you in the know...Eintracht Frankfurt outcast Ricardo Clark is currently doing well on trial at Stabæk, who plan to give him all 90 minutes in tomorrow's friendly with Valencia. This is, for the moment, looking good for a loan move.It's been asked and I can now confirm: Yes, Mikkel Diskerud has the same Olympic release agreement during his Gent loan.

Video Wednesday

No Short Corners 22 February @ 05:05 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Just an FYI: the resumption of my USMNT clipboard programming will continue soon, including an revised position rankings (with top threes instead of fives now) and more discussion of how the pieces fit together in the run of play. I also happen to know Will has a preseason MLS Top 5 List on the way. For now, some glowing tube.

I have this stupid habit.

No Short Corners 22 February @ 07:03 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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When I go to market, there is always one thing I forget. That's whether I go to get three items or 23. On top of all that, it's always something crucial to what is about to be cooked. It's highly annoying, but I do get extra exercise. Why am I telling you this? Well, I forgot one thing on yesterday morning's mini-serving of goodies, and it's kiiiiind of a doozy.

It had to happen sooner or later, didn't it?

No Short Corners 23 February @ 04:53 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Heaven help us. Stuart Holden now has his own web series - and it's worth watching if just for the opening titles. Nutball.- Greg Seltzer

Roster Talk

No Short Corners 23 February @ 08:25 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Or roster squawk, depending on who you might ask. Either way, I have a few notes, comments and/or gripes over the USMNT's latest Klinsi collection.First, in case you haven't had a good look yet:G - Brad Guzan (Aston Villa), Tim Howard (Everton), Nick Rimando (Real Salt Lake)D - Carlos Bocanegra (Rangers), Geoff Cameron (Houston Dynamo), Timmy Chandler (FC Nürnberg), Steve Cherundolo (Hannover 96)

Oh, Gertjan!

No Short Corners 24 February @ 10:46 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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AZ boss Gertjan Verbeek is again playing politics over Jozy Altidore's removal from the line-up, which is quite odd as he may be forced into starting the American over injured turbo-donkey Charlison Benschop.The always entertaining mind-warper manager told reporters that Altidore had been benched because he wasn't showing progress at the time - of course, the guy charged with eliciting progress

How do you like them oranges?

No Short Corners 24 February @ 12:20 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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As everyone races to confirm Barcelona as the best soccer side ever, Diego Maradona has some news for all: they couldn't touch the 1974 Dutch national team."I have not often fallen out of my chair, but that happened watching the Dutch team in 1974," Maradona told Sport 360. "They played quite monumentally then.

Yes, I am kicking this back up.

No Short Corners 25 February @ 11:38 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Directly from an EPL spokesman back in 2006:"As a rule, if the initial attempt is goal-bound, it is credited to the player making the goal attempt. However, if the deflection means that a wayward effort results in a goal then it is attributed to the player who had the last definitive touch of the ball.

Loose End Tying

No Short Corners 25 February @ 03:41 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Some days ago, I discussed an American keeper in talks with Stabæk. I never did get privy to the player's name, but I can now tell you there will be no deal for some reason. As is, there's not much more to say, but I did not just want to leave that hanging out there.- Greg Seltzer

Poppin' the top

No Short Corners 26 February @ 10:47 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Tijuana's Joe Corona applied a simple finish for the opener in last night's 1-1 draw with Toluca, heading off to Olympic camp with his first goal of the Clausura bagged. - Greg Seltzer

The Return of Goalzy (updated)

No Short Corners 26 February @ 12:16 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Well, well, well. Jozy Altidore is back in the AZ line-up and back on the scoresheet, with a nifty spin job putting the home side up 1-0 on form team Heerenveen. The strike was his second in as many games against the Friesians, his eighth in the Eredivisie (one off the team lead) and his 12th across all competitions this term.

The Return of Goalzy (updated again)

No Short Corners 26 February @ 12:46 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Well, well, well. Jozy Altidore is back in the AZ line-up and back on the scoresheet, with a nifty spin job putting the home side up 1-0 on form team Heerenveen. The strike was his second in as many games against the Friesians, his eighth in the Eredivisie (one off the team lead) and his 12th across all competitions this term.