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Ledley King: What Is And What Shall Never Be (And The Curse Of Cinder Toffee Knees)

Who Ate All the Pies 01 June @ 12:31 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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By Chris Wright

And with that, he was gone. At the age of just 31, Ledley King has finally been forced to kowtow to the inevitable: He just wasn't built to last. He's to undergo the surgery he's been putting off since January within the next few days, rehabilitate himself over the pre-season and, with retirement hanging over his head like the pen knife of Damocles, 'see how he feels' come August.

Spurs linked with French midfielder

TottenhamBlog.com 01 June @ 09:00 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Harry's handwriting has been the butt of enough jokes in recent weeks but it's hard to resist the suggestion that it is responsible for Spurs going after Marvin Martin and not Marko Marin.

Stories began to emerge yesterday suggesting that the club were considering a bid for Sochaux midfielder and French international Martin after the player revealed that he is ready to head abroad.

Butt’s Brain: Rodgers to Liverpool & Euro 2012 on the Way…

Never Captain Nicky Butt 30 May @ 06:30 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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A bit of what's going on in Butt's Brain as we prepare to roll out our Euro 2012 fantasy previews imminently... But first, some news: Liverpool choose Swansea's Rodgers, not Wigan's Martinez [SB Nation] Frank Lampard suffers England Euro 2012 ... Continue reading →

Breakers Beat Fury 2-1

New England Soccer Today 24 May @ 09:25 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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The Boston Breakers claimed their franchise-best third straight victory to start the season in Wednesday's 2-1 win over the New York Fury at Hofstra University in Long Island, N.Y.

Tameka Butt (10′) and Katie Schoepfer (19′) each scored first half tallies while Merritt Mathias (66′) scored the lone Fury goal.

US President Barack Obama jokes about David Beckham’s underwear during LA Galaxy reception

Off the Post 16 May @ 05:31 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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David Beckham found his line of underwear the butt of jokes during a reception at the White House with President Obama. It's customary for the President to meet the MLS Cup winners at the end of every season. But attention soon turned to Becks' moonlighting role with H&M. Obama said: "I have to say, I [.

US President Barack Obama jokes about David Beckham’s underwear during LA Galaxy reception

Off the Post 16 May @ 05:31 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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David Beckham found his line of underwear the butt of jokes during a reception at the White House with President Obama. It's customary for the President to meet the MLS Cup winners at the end of every season. But attention soon turned to Becks' moonlighting role with H&M. Obama said: "I have to say, I [.

Butt’s Brian: Midweek Musings

Never Captain Nicky Butt 15 May @ 10:05 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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A bit of what's going on in Butt's Brain as we are still catching our breath from the last day of the Premier League season: The oldest looking 28 year old in history, Arjen Robben, will be the key man ... Continue reading →

Butt’s Brain: Roy Hodgson, Kyle Walker, & Lukas Podolski

Never Captain Nicky Butt 30 April @ 09:46 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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A bit of what's going on in Butt's Brain on a Monday afternoon: Manchester Derby / Title Decider / Massive / Massive / Massive in just a few hours [ESPN] Roy Hodgson, not Harry Redknapp, closing in on England job ... Continue reading →

Butt’s Brain: Wednesday

Never Captain Nicky Butt 11 April @ 10:19 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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A bit of what's going on in Butt's Brain as the midweek games and race for a Top 4 position play out... Derry, Ivanovic, and Balotelli cases show the FA is not on the ball [Guardian] Clint Dempsey just can't ... Continue reading →

CCL Semifinals Preview

The Soccer Insiders 04 April @ 09:00 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Wednesday night, the two finalists for the CONCACAF Champions League will be decided. Toronto FC could only manage a draw against Santos Laguna at home last week, with Herculez Gomez continuing his scoring streak in a 1-1 draw. April 4 the two teams will meet in Torreon, Mexico, and Santos Laguna should kick butt, despite missing their other great forward, Colombian Carlos Quintero, who will be
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Lothar Matthäus & Joanna Tuczynska: Reality Bites

KICKETTE 02 April @ 06:00 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Retired German footballer, Lothar Matthäus, did his best to act natural whilst filming scenes for his upcoming reality show early yesterday morning.

If you've been blissfully unaware of what's been happening in Lothar's life, consider yourself lucky.

The backstory is: because Lothar's repeated misfortunes both on and off the field have been closely monitored by the German media, the 50-year-old's post-pitch notoriety largely stems from him being the butt of the their jokes.

VIDEO: Al Wasl Coach Diego Maradona Does A Crazy Roly-Poly!

Inthestands.co.uk 26 March @ 12:10 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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TweetAl Wasl boss Diego Maradona is the butt of our jokes here at the In The Stands offices after his crazy roly-poly reaction during a game. The fiery, yet utterly lovable Argentine saw his side miss a glorious opportunity to score during Al Wasl's match with Emirates Club in the U.A.E league and reacted like, [.

Butt’s Brain: Tuesday

Never Captain Nicky Butt 20 March @ 10:09 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Butt's Brain on a Tuesday... Twitter is a powerful tool as a breaking news platform. You can follow us @NickyButt but first read this great article on Muamba & Twitter [EPL Talk] Fabrice Muamba is improving, but his long term prognosis ... Continue reading →

JR Smith Twitter Picture of Tahiry Jose

The Footie 12 March @ 03:21 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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JR Smith posted a Twitter picture of Tahiry Jose and the NBA didn't approve. In fact, the NBA has fined JR Smith $25,000 for posting the picture of the nearly naked model. Scroll down to get a look at the Tahiry Jose picture JR Smith posted on Twitter that got him in trouble.

When fining JR Smith, the NBA said the picture was "inappropriate".

Breakers Bring in Trio

New England Soccer Today 02 March @ 09:22 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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The Boston Breakers added a trio of players on Thursday that signed with the club prior to the suspension of the 2012 WPS season.

Australian internationals Tameka Butt and Kyah Simon and Longmeadow, Mass. native Bianca D'Agostino were all added to the Breakers roster in advance of the team's first season in WPSL Elite League play.

Butt’s Brain: Midweek

Never Captain Nicky Butt 16 February @ 11:18 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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A bit of what's going on in Butt's Brain this midweek as we take in European and FA Cup matches with the Premier League on a short break... Arsenal's season hangs in the balance after 4-0 loss to AC Milan ... Continue reading →

Falkirk v Celtic

The Scottish Football Blog 29 January @ 10:00 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Saturday 15th October 2011.
Celtic, fresh from a defeat at Tynecastle, are 3-0 down at half time to Kilmarnock.
Winning the title looks a long way off, Neil Lennon's managerial coat seems to hang on an ever shooglier peg.
They came back to draw 3-3, three goals in a 10 minute burst from Anthony Stokes and Charlie Mulgrew salvaging a point.

The Sizzle Query: Chin Up

KICKETTE 17 January @ 12:19 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Siena coach Giuseppe Sannino and his cleft chin. Images: Dino Panato/Getty Images Europe; AP Photo/Jon Super.

Chin dimples. Chindentations. Butt chins. Whatever you choose to call it, there's no denying that cleft chins are a unique facial accessory.

Per an obligatory scientific explanation, cleft chins are defined as: "a Y-shaped fissure on the chin with an underlying bony peculiarity.

Van Persie gets schooled

The 12th Man 07 January @ 11:46 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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This by far is one of my favorite footballer tweets of all time. I liked that Van Persie shared the fact his son Shaq could kick his butt on FIFA 2012. We're pretty sure its the only way his son can beat him.

Butt’s Brain: Suarez’s Middle Finger and More

Never Captain Nicky Butt 07 December @ 11:19 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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A bit of what's going on in Butt's Brain today... Didier Drogba with a complete revival yesterday in Chelsea's 3-0 Champions League win. The aging Ivorian looked fit, ruthless, and back to his best. What does that mean for his ... Continue reading →

San Diego Surf College Cup Wrap Up

Sodium 02 December @ 12:05 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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This photo says it all;
Sodium brought home the hardware!
And some new jackets!
From the sidelines
I will have to say I am extremely proud of the way the girls came together this weekend. With only having one practice indoors under their belt the lady warriors rose up, came together and pulled off a Surf Cup Championship.

Butt’s Brain: Tuesday

Never Captain Nicky Butt 22 November @ 04:00 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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A bit of what's going on in Butt's Brain... Adebayor sends Tottenham into third place [BBC Football] 8 reasons why NBA fans should watch soccer [EPL Talk] Bonjour Beckham [The Independent] Will Chelsea sack Villas-Boas? [Tribal Football] AWOL Carlos Tevez ... Continue reading →

Butt: I’m Learning To Coach At Carrington

Republik Of Mancunia 16 November @ 05:54 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Nicky Butt has today revealed that he has started taking his coaching badges to fulfil his ambition of becoming a manager.

"I've started my badges now and am getting the hours in," Butt said. "I'll get assessed in the next five or six months. I go to Carrington a lot and just watch, I don't really take any of the sessions.

Breaking into my own car, Olly Murs fail and still in the FA Cup – just

Kop That 14 November @ 11:49 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Breaking into my own car, Olly Murs fail and still in the FA Cup just

Matt Lawrence has played for seven league clubs including Fulham, Crystal Palace and Millwall, for whom he appeared in the 2004 FA Cup final during his 16-year career. Now with League Two Gillingham, his diary will appear on MirrorFootball every Monday.

David Beckham set to turn the air blue if he signs for Xoloitzcuintles Tijuana

Off the Post 09 November @ 04:41 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Language, David David Beckham has been the butt of a lot of jokes throughout his career for his inability to speak English. Nowadays, he's a cultured man of the world who has lived in Spain and Italy, but we still think he would struggle to greet his new fans if he signs for Mexican outfit [...]

Recap: Houston Dynamo show their experience against Philly

Stumptown Footy 04 November @ 11:36 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Quick Recap:

The Houston Dynamo takes care of business against a young Philladelphia Union team and win their last home game at Robertson Stadium 1-0.

First Half

Inexplicably Peter Nowak made multiple changes to the Union line-up, leaving off regular started Justin Mapp and FreddyAdu. The changes did not help the Union even though they were able to control the ball at times they were unable to get a shot that looked dangerous.

Butt’s Brain: Berbatov’s Demise & Other News

Never Captain Nicky Butt 25 October @ 10:55 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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A bit of what's going on in Butt's Brain after a shocking weekend in the Premier League... Berbatov and Owen (and perhaps M.B. Diouf) should start today in the Carling Cup for Manchester United. Berbatov will be making his 100th ... Continue reading →

Balotelli Why Always Me? T-Shirts at Our Shop

Never Captain Nicky Butt 25 October @ 10:36 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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The Never Captain Nicky Butt Shop came back to life after a nearly three year hiatus after Mario Balotelli scored "that goal" in the Manchester Derby on Sunday. If you're interested in joining in on the fun just click on the ... Continue reading →

Links that We Like…

Inthestands.co.uk 30 September @ 06:19 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Our recommended reads from the blogging community this week... Ledley King breaks into the Pentagon, from the Wonderful Fitbathatba Top 10 Bundesliga WAG's Caught Offside Consider your Fantast Football Vice Captain Never Captain Nicky Butt Through Gritted Teeth (Glen Hoddle by Sarah Flotel )- Twisted Blood Hype and the Birth of the Monster that is [.

WCR Top 25 Clubs in the World - Scrambled Fall Edition

World Club Rankings 12 September @ 08:41 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Every year around this time, we warn you that turmoil is ahead in the rankings. That is because when domestic leagues complete five full matchdays (where everybody plays), all of the prior season's numbers are purged from the database. Of the top five domestic leagues in the world, the first two to reach this point in the season, Germany and France, had it happen to them this week.

Butt’s Brain: Monday

Never Captain Nicky Butt 05 September @ 12:03 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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A lot going on in Butt's Brain in a jam-packed weekend of international qualifiers, friendlies, and quite a few notable injuries. Let's take a quick look at some of the major talking points, in case you missed them: Leighton Baines ... Continue reading →

Housekeeping Note

Fantasy EPL 01 September @ 09:52 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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UPDATE: Beaten to the punch by the industrious Never Captain Nicky Butt. Here is his Transfer Window Winners and Losers. ### Sorry for the light posting. It's an international break, after all. Additionally there was just too much transfer news -- in the end, not really, but it wasn't worth posting until everything was said and done.

Butt’s Brain: International Break

Never Captain Nicky Butt 29 August @ 09:35 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Still digesting the Manchester United 8-2 win over Arsenal. Here's what else is in Butt's Brain as the transfer deadline nears... Manchester City hero Dzeko fears being dropped at any time [The Sun] A blast from the past, but a ... Continue reading →

Butt’s Brain: Thursday

Never Captain Nicky Butt 25 August @ 10:17 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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What's going on in Butt's Brain this week as we get ready for another weekend of Premier League football... Luis Suarez is flying as the Liverpool man has scored 3 goals in 3 games. The first Fantasy Premier League "price ... Continue reading →

Unlimited Fantasy Premier League Transfers: A Reminder

Never Captain Nicky Butt 19 August @ 09:39 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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A friendly reminder to all Fantasy Premier League players to make all the necessary squad changes they need for free tonight and tomorrow morning before the Gameweek 2 deadline. As we mentioned the other day in Butt's Brain, the FPL ... Continue reading →

Portland stinks up Kansas City

Stumptown Footy 18 August @ 01:35 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Quick recap:

If you watched the Houston game you watched this one, except for the fact that Portland had more fight in the Houston game. Sporting Kansas City score 3 and come away with a win 3-1

First Half:

I swear the Portland Timbers are clinically insane, since they keep doing the same thing and expect different results.

Butt’s Brain: Wednesday

Never Captain Nicky Butt 10 August @ 01:45 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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A bit of what's going on in Butt's Brain as we stay focused on the footie world and try to avoid the more depressing global news surrounding rioting youth or downgraded economies... FoxSoccer.TV is offering a 7-day free trial [EPL ... Continue reading →

Butt’s Brain: Tuesday

Never Captain Nicky Butt 02 August @ 09:28 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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A bit of what's going on in Butt's Brain today: Opening weekend Premier League TV schedule for U.S. viewers [EPL Talk] Joe Barton is currently training alone as Arsenal and Tottenham both express interest in the player [The Independent] Liverpool poor ... Continue reading →

Scholes On The Day He Refused To Play

Republik Of Mancunia 31 July @ 04:30 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Following a run of poor form in 2001 after being played behind the striker, Paul Scholes was dropped from the starting XI for our trip to Anfield. Scholes came off the bench with ten minutes to go but two goals from Michael Owen sealed a 3-1 defeat for United.

So angry was Scholes for being left out in favour of Butt and Veron, he refused to play in our next game, which was against Arsenal in the League Cup.

Butt’s Brain: Thursday

Never Captain Nicky Butt 28 July @ 10:25 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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A bit of what's going on in Butt's Brain from around the footie web. Enjoy: Chicharito suffered a mild concussion and is a doubt for the start of the Premier League [FPL Blog] Darren Bent scored and Aston Villa beat ... Continue reading →