The moment you see the massive team bus approach the cameraman on that impossibly narrow side street, you know this won't end well. It just won't. Like Cristiano Ronaldo in Paris Hilton's bedroom, no good can come of the situation.

As soon as the driver cuts the wheel to make the turn up to HSV's hotel in Vienna for their Europa League match against Rapid Wien and ends up inches from the corner of the curb, it's clear that he should just open the door and run away.

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For the second time in as many months, a Brazilian celebration went all kinds of wrong - and this time it resulted in serious injuries. Last month Corinthians won the Sao Paulo state championship and, upon receiving their trophy and hoisting it along with a player and two suits in the club into the air in [. Click to continue reading...

Team-mate reveals real reason for bus journeys Robinho's bus trips around Manchester are nothing to do with concern for the environment or the Brazilian's thrifty nature - he is just terrified of driving on the other side of the road. That is according to his Manchester City team-mate and compatriot Jo. Click to continue reading...

(I cringed at the headline too.) There are a certain number of things profession athletes can count on: money, a certain degree of fame, lots of free clothes, and not having to pony up for commutes on "official business". That is, unless you play for Sheffield Wednesday. Financial times are tough, and it's not exclusive to the [. Click to continue reading...