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Dortmund’s Marco Reus Scores 30-Yard Tomahawk With Perfect Trajectory vs Galatasaray (Video)

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By Chris Wright

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Dortmund pretty much passed Galatasaray to death on their way to a 4-0 victory in Istanbul in the Champions League last night, thus preserving the Bundesliga side's immaculate start to the competition.

With some truly delightful interplay from a midfield strata boastingShinji Kagawa, HenrikhMkhitaryan, Marco Reus and later the returning Ilkay Gundogan, Dortmund dismantled their hosts though it was Reus who grabbed the goal of the night with an altogether more direct approach.

Arjen Robben Tucks Away Flashy Rabona Volley In Bayern Munich Training (Video)

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By Chris Wright

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Kevin De Bruyne Suffers ‘Hans Moleman’ Moment, Boinked In The Crotch By Flying Football Boot (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Just a few days after scoring an absolutely stonking volley in the Europa League last Thursday, Wolfsburg winger Kevin De Bruyne came crashing back down to Earth againstAugsburg at the weekend when , in trying to imitate a kick to the official, defender Tobias Werner inadvertently flicked his boot directly into the former Chelsea man's technical area.

Fair Play: Sudden Attack Of Conscience Sees Paderborn Striker Convince Referee To Rescind Opponent’s Yellow Card (Video)

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By Chris Wright

We know what you're thinking: You wait ages for a Christoph Kramer post then two, etc, etc...

Anyway, the Borussia Monchengladbach midfielder managed to wriggle his way out of a booking against newly-promoted SC Paderborn at the weekend when opposing strikerStefan Kutschke sort of admitted to taking a tumble to the referee.

Chelsea Loanee Lucas Piazon Hits Stunning Free-Kick Winner For Eintracht Frankfurt vs Hamburg (Video & GIF)

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By Chris Wright

With the game square at 1-1 and the clock ticking over into stoppage time, Chelsea loanee Lucas Piazon stepped up and whiffled this little beauty into the top corner to snag all three points for Eintracht Frankfurt against Hamburger in the Bundesligayesterday.

FAIL: Kaiserslautern’s Philipp Hofmann Pops Up With Bundesliga’s Miss Of The Century! (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Kaiserslautern beat Union Berlin 1-0 in the Bundesliga on Wednesday evening, though we can't help but feel that their winning margin perhaps could and should have been a little more convincing especially once wewitnessed the golden chance delivered to and spectacularly spurned by FCK forwardPhilipp Hofmann in the second half.

Pep Guardiola Weighs In And Instantly Ruins Bayern Munich Keepy-Uppies Session! (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Having wandered over to take part in a spot of light keepy-uppies with a few of the younger members of his squad, Bayern Munich boss Pep Guardiola swiftly brought the light-hearted drill when he flubbed a touch which appeared to bounce awkwardly away off his crotch.

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Bayern Munich Attend Special Audience With Pope Francis The Day After Leaving Roma In Ruins (Photos)

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By Chris Wright

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Just hours after leaving Roma in tatters, the Bayern Munich entourage piled over to the Vatican City for an after-party at Pope Francis' gaff.

Having promised him a "very special gift" earlier in the week, Bayern handed over a signed football and a rather natty signed FCB shirt complete with the pontiff's name and number on the back.

Soccer News: Roberto Di Matteo is the new Schalke 04 coach

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Schalke 04 hires Roberto Di Matteo as their new coach in a Bundesliga season that's already a struggle in Tuesday's soccer news. Read More

Bayern Munich Refund Fans Who Rented Office In Moscow Skyscraper To Watch ‘Closed Doors’ CSKA Game

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By Chris Wright

@FCBayern @clubnr12 Wo ein Wille ist, ist auch ein Weg! #MiaSanMia #CSKAFCB pic.twitter.com/OR1FFMvA15

— Tobi Schweinsteiger (@tobits7) September 30, 2014

Bayern Munich have done the thoroughly decent thing and refunded a small group of intrepid fans who rented out an office in tower block overlooking CSKA Moscow's stadium in order to watch their team play a "behind closed doors" Champions League tie on Tuesday evening.

Snapshot: Just Pep Guardiola, Wrapped In A Blanket, In The Street, In Moscow, In The Middle Of The Night…

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By Chris Wright

Feel free to just sit and ponder uponstthis image for a moment...

Fire alarm went off in the middle of the night at Bayern Munich's hotel by all accounts.

Eeeeeverybody out!

Soccer TV: Malaga vs Barcelona and Bayer Leverkusen vs Augsburg

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Malaga host Barcelona in La Liga on Wednesday's soccer TV schedule and Bayer Leverkusen play Augsburg in the Bundesliga. Read More

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33 Breathtaking Photos Of Arjen Robben In Full ‘Dying Swan’ Mode

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By Chris Wright

Six minutes to play, 7-1 up away from home and Arjen Robben is still diving:arms splayed, back arched, knees tucked and face squalled.

You've got to salute the guy's commitment to his gimmick.

In homage to the frail Dutch swan, here's a big ol' gallery of him in full flight down through the years a truly, truly majesticwonder of the natural world.

Bayern Munich Get Lederhosened Up To The Eyeballs And Hit Oktoberfest 2014 (Photos)

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By Chris Wright

'Tis that time of year again and, let off the leash following Saturday's 4-0 win over Hannover, the Bayern Munich squad donned their finest lederhosen and suede hat combos and hit Oktoberfest the following day...

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Everton 3 – Aston Villa 0, subs in the Bundesliga

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Tim Howard and Everton won a meeting of USMNT goalkeepers in the Premier League and several Americans subbed on for Bundesliga clubs. Read More

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This Week In Soccer features TV and Internet listings for the Premier League, MLS, La Liga, Serie A, Liga MX, Bundesliga, Ligue Un, UEFA Champions League, international games, Championship and more.

UEFA Introducing Changes To Champions League Seeding; Top Seeds Go To Title Winners Only

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UEFA general secretary Gianni Infantino confirmed that the European governing bodywill introduce changes to the Champions League group-stage, so that only the winners of the highest ranking leagues and the title holders will be among the top-seeded teams.

Currently, UEFA ranks clubs over five years of results, leaving domestic champions Manchester City, Juventus and Paris Saint-Germain among the number two-seeded teams(Pot 2) this season.

Alexis Sanchez Believes Premier League Is Tougher Than La Liga And Serie A

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Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez has told the club's official website that he believes the Premier League is a tougher competition than La Liga and Serie A.

Thequestion of 'which league is better' is the topic of an endless debate between fans of the European leagues. Although there is no straightforward way of gauging the strength of each country's domestic competition, it won't stop supporters from claiming theirs as the best.

Moyes responsible for Kagawa exit says Ferguson

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Moyes responsible for Kagawa exit says Ferguson - originally posted on Soccerlens.com

Borussia Dortmund have had a terrible start to their new campaign. They are currently lying 13th in the Bundesligawith only seven points on board and 10 points behind Bayern Munich, title challenge is almost as good as over before it really started.

Former Chelsea manager Roberto Di Matteo finds new club

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Former Chelsea manager Roberto Di Matteo finds new club - originally posted on Soccerlens.com

Former Chelsea manager Roberto Di Matteo has been named as the new Schalke manager on Tuesday.

The Italian manager guided the west London club to their only Champions League glory after taking over the club's managerial role in 2012.

€20m world class player not interested in Manchester United transfer

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€20m world class player not interested in Manchester United transfer - originally posted on Soccerlens.com

Mats Hummels saysthat he is not tempted to join Manchester United or any other big European club, adding that if he ever moves abroad, it won't be because of money.

The 25-year-old defender washeavily linked with Manchester United in the summer, and although the Germanis happy to see him name being linked with other top clubs, he sees himself playing at Dortmund for the rest of his career.

3 To See: Liverpool v Everton, the Ruhr derby and the Holy War

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3 To See: Liverpool v Everton, the Ruhr derby and the Holy War is a post from: Just Football

If you so desired this weekend, you could spend more or less your every waking moment watching a bitter derby somewhere in the world, as the fixture computes have conspired to produce a truly scintillating line-up.

All-Time Top Goalscorers In Europe and International Football

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All-Time Top Goalscorers In Europe and International Football - originally posted on Soccerlens.com

Here is a look at the all-time top goalscorers from the biggest leagues in the World, as well as the UEFA Champions League, FIFA World Cup and European Championships.

English Premier League

Starting with the English Premier League top scorers that dates back to 1992 when the league pulled away from the Football League.

Managers

‘I Hate Tiki-Taka, It’s Rubbish And Pointless’ – Pep Guardiola Disowns His Entire Back Catalogue

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By Chris Wright

"STOP....F**KING....PASSING TO EACH OTHER!!!"

Spanish journalistMarti Perarnau has written a new book entitled "Pep Confidential" in which he, as you may be able to guess, profiles Pep Guardiola's first season in charge at Bayern Munich.

While compiling the book, Perarnau was allowed to shadow Guardiola day-to-day and, as such, was privy to a number of clandestine remarks, with the Bayern coach even apparently admitting to hating "tiki-taka" the obsessive possession-based tactical approach on which he seemingly based his entire Barcelona tenure.

Schalke Appoint Roberto Di Matteo As New Coach After Whirlwind Managerial Switcheroo

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By Chris Wright

We're guessing that Schalke's HR department looks like a tornadohas torn through it given the amount of paperwork they must have chomped their way through over the last few hours.

In short, the German club have sacked coach Jens Keller and sworn in Roberto Di Matteo as his replacement in the space of a morning this being Di Matteo's first managerial job since being let goby Chelsea in November 2012.

Bayern Munich

Franck Ribery Helps Launch Official Bayern Munich Cook Book With Help From German Chef Alfons Schuhbeck (Photos)

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By Chris Wright

So, in conjunction with German celebrity chef Alfons Schuhbeck, Bayern Munich have launched an official club cookbook containing all your favourite FC Bayern-themed recipes...

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Hickory-smoked barbecue Riberys

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Catching Up With the Bundesliga, Gameweeks 1-7

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In the Bundesliga, there is an inevitable end, and it is dressed in red and blue — Bayern Munich will win the league. This does not make the league any less exciting though, and as we take a breather for the Euro 2016 qualifiers, it is a perfect time to assess where we have been and where we are going in Germany.

Bayern Munich Reaping The Benefits Of A Rewarding Summer Transfer Window

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In transfer windows, elite teams generally spend more money than their lesser counterparts. This is due to more success and larger war chests. Bayern Munich has pulled something of a U-turn on that school of thought.

The team had to spend a justifiably large wad of cash on AS Roma center back Mehdi Benatia, but other than that were very economical with their spending.

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Campeonato Alemão - Primeira Divisão - 2014/2015

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Pos. Team GP Pts W D L GF GA +/-
1 Bayern München 7 17 5 2 0 15 2 13
2 Hoffenheim 7 13 3 4 0 11 6 5
3 Mönchengladbach 7 13 3 4 0 9 4 5
4 Bayer Leverkusen 7 12 3 3 1 13 11 2
5 Eintracht Frankfurt 7 12 3 3 1 12 10 2
6 Mainz 7 11 2 5 0 10 6 4
7 VfL Wolfsburg 7 11 3 2 2 11 8 3
8 Hannover 96 7 10 3 1 3 5 8 -3
9 Paderborn 7 9 2 3 2 10 10 0
10 FC Augsburg 7 9 3 0 4 8 9 -1
11 Schalke 04 7 8 2 2 3 11 12 -1
12 Hertha BSC 7 8 2 2 3 11 14 -3
13 Borussia Dortmund 7 7 2 1 4 9 12 -3
14 1.

Campeonato Alemão - Primeira Divisão - 2014/2015

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Pos. Team GP Pts W D L GF GA +/-
1 Bayern München 5 11 3 2 0 9 2 7
2 Hoffenheim 6 10 2 4 0 9 5 4
3 Mainz 6 10 2 4 0 9 5 4
4 Bayer Leverkusen 5 10 3 1 1 11 9 2
5 Hannover 96 5 10 3 1 1 5 3 2
6 Mönchengladbach 5 9 2 3 0 6 2 4
7 Paderborn 5 8 2 2 1 7 6 1
8 Borussia Dortmund 5 7 2 1 2 8 9 -1
9 1.

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Soccer TV: Hertha BSC vs Stuttgart and Queretaro vs Leon

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Hertha BSC are home to Stuttgart in the Bundesliga and Queretaro plays Leon in Liga MX on Friday's soccer TV schedule. Read More

Soccer TV: Elche vs Celta Vigo and Mainz vs Hoffenheim

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Elche and Celta Vigo are on beIN en Espanol and GolTV has Mainz vs Hoffenheim on Friday's soccer TV schedule. Read More

Borussia Dortmund

Marco Reus Set To Join Real Madrid Next Summer, Say Reports

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Borussia Dortmund's Marco Reus has been the subject of constant transfer speculation. The attacking midfielder's contract with the Bundesliga club is set to expire on June 30, 2016.

But that hasn't stopped a host of European clubs from attempting to pry the 25-year-old from Jurgen Klopp's side.

US Soccer Players: Joe Gyau debuts for Borussia Dortmund

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US soccer player Joe Gyau made his debut for Borussia Dortmund in Bundesliga action on Wednesday along with results from the Capital One Cup. Read More

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Chelsea midfielder REFUSES to rule out a move away!!

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Oriol Romeu moved on loan to Stuttgart shortly after signing a new three year deal last summer. Having been fully involved in their league campaign so far, he is refusing to rule out a permanent move to the Bundesliga.

The whole situation with Romeu was confusing to say the least in the summer.

Up To His Old Tricks: Xabi Alonso Has A Go From The Half-Way Line…Again (GIF)

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By Chris Wright

Never shy to have a pop from distance, Xabi Alonsoput the frightners upHannover 'keeperRon-Robert Zieler earlier this afternoon by unleashing one from the half-way line...

Close, but nozigarre.

Universitario Forced To Turn Out For Bolivian League Game Wearing Fake VfB Stuttgart Shirts (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Bolivian club Universitario have inadvertently kicked up a bit of fuss in the German press this week after being forced into turning out for their game against Oriente Petrolero at the weekend wearing a set of knock-offVfB Stuttgart strips.

Having turned up and even lined up for the pre-match photos, the referee chose that point to declareUniversitario'sstandard white away jerseywas too similar to Oriente's striped, though predominantly white home kit.

German Safety Assessment Bods Ban Use Of Vanishing Spray In Bundesliga For Fear Of It Being ‘Hormonally Active’

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By Chris Wright

Bad news, folks. Thanks to a ruling made bya prominent German product safety organisation, the free-kick vanishing spray that has revolutionised the way football is played across the world will not be allowed to be used by referees in Germany's Bundesliga.

Soccer News: Borussia Dortmund need to defend

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Borussia Dortmund worry about how to defend after a disappointing draw and it's FIFA politics as usual in Thursday's soccer news roundup. Read More

Americans Abroad: Tuesday Rewind

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By FRANCO PANIZO

Andrew Wooten sure is making a habit out of scoring late winners.

For the third straight match, Wooten pushed Sandhausen to a 1-0 victory by nettinga dramatic goal on Tuesday. The 24-year-old, German-American forward scored his latest game-winner two minutes into second-half stoppage time to edge 1860 Munich, and to raise his season total to three goals.