By Chris Wright

In which we see Didier Drogba acting his arse off, playing the waiting game at the end of former porn star Julia Channel's new music video for her trashy dance song 'Forever In A Day'.

As is usually the case when footballers have a crack at thespianism, to call Drogba's acting chops 'wooden' would be a tremendous insult to the timber trade (skip to 3:45).

By Chris Wright

In which we see Didier Drogba acting his arse off, playing the waiting game at the end of former porn star Julia Channel's new music video for her trashy dance song 'Forever In A Day'.

As is usually the case when footballers have a crack at thespianism, to call Drogba's acting chops 'wooden' would be a tremendous insult to the timber trade (skip to 3:45).

Newcastle resident Ronan Quinn on one of the eleven that may start versus the States

Cabaye's made a splash already this year by the Tyneside...

TSG's USA vs. France Preview

With the likes of Andy Carroll, Joey Barton, Kevin Nolan and José Enrique all sold since January, many worried about Newcastle's prospects of survival in the Premier League.

Bojan at AS Roma playing in second leg of UEFA Europa (Photo: Paolo Bruno/Getty Images)

With La Liga finally about to begin after a long summer, I wanted to commence with what I hope will become a once a week article covering some of our wonderful players playing abroad in Europe. I am open to suggestions on players who will feature in these articles but to start with I will follow Nolito (Benfica), Oriol Romeu (Chelsea), and Bojan Krkic (AS Roma).

By Chris Wright

During Villarreal's Champions League play-off with Odense last night (the yellow fellows won 3-0), Borja Valero got buffeted to the ground by Andreas Johansson, toe-poked in the back of the head in the process and responded with a particularly impressive 'touchline bulldozer headbutt'.