The finger-pointing began at the training ground yesterday morning, as after drawing 1-1 against Tottenham in the F.A. Cup, a shocked and disgusted Bolton Wanderers side carried out an inquisition into the series of sixteen passing errors that resulted in the catastrophe of an aesthetically pleasing goal.

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Did you know men now spend a longer amount of time than women getting ready to go out?� Yoann needn't worry as his beauty secrets are safe with us.
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This video of great Cesc moments just reminded us to add him to our miss list.
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The Redknapps and their stellar cheese have boosted Thomas Cooke sales.

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Did you know men now spend a longer amount of time than women getting ready to go out?� Yoann needn't worry as his beauty secrets are safe with us.
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This video of great Cesc moments just reminded us to add him to our miss list.
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The Redknapps and their stellar cheese have boosted Thomas Cooke sales.

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One of our 2010 New Year resolutions was to produce more short tent excitement around these parts. As you can tell, we haven't been able to kick Cristiano out of our dreams just yet, but we're making good on our commitment to guys' pants. And what's in them.

We've enlisted the help of the� Kickette Men's Underpants Research Institute, a world-renowned research laboratory dedicated to advancing the scientific studies of Male Morning Glory.

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One of our 2010 New Year resolutions was to produce more short tent excitement around these parts. As you can tell, we haven't been able to kick Cristiano out of our dreams just yet, but we're making good on our commitment to guys' pants. And what's in them.

We've enlisted the help of the� Kickette Men's Underpants Research Institute, a world-renowned research laboratory dedicated to advancing the scientific studies of Male Morning Glory.

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Bristol City's Bradley Orr is truly raising the bar on 'baller sex faces: Sex Stances.

Not safe for children/elderly/infirm,� check out the deep thought and astute care� Orr put into his tight grip and budding bulge. We've got that spidey-sense feeling that this is almost as big as Madonna's ReInvention tour.

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Bristol City's Bradley Orr is truly raising the bar on 'baller sex faces: Sex Stances.

Not safe for children/elderly/infirm,� check out the deep thought and astute care� Orr put into his tight grip and budding bulge. We've got that spidey-sense feeling that this is almost as big as Madonna's ReInvention tour.

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Which Spurs player is doing his best to further the denim-over-large-thighs cause?

Your options from last Friday at Chigwell include Michael Dawson, Ledley King and Robbie Keane.

We like Ledley's satchel and hoodie, Keano's tongue and Michael's... bulge.

What? We're only pointing out the obvious.

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Which Spurs player is doing his best to further the denim-over-large-thighs cause?

Your options from last Friday at Chigwell include Michael Dawson, Ledley King and Robbie Keane.

We like Ledley's satchel and hoodie, Keano's tongue and Michael's... bulge.

What? We're only pointing out the obvious.

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Today we're asking for your opinions on matters of serious importance in 2009: man flesh.

Treating men like objects is something we work very hard to do here at Kickette, and we are excited to pass on the responsibility to you, dear readers.

Bayern Munich's Mario Gomez features as one of our nominees today.

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Today we're asking for your opinions on matters of serious importance in 2009: man flesh.

Treating men like objects is something we work very hard to do here at Kickette, and we are excited to pass on the responsibility to you, dear readers.

Bayern Munich's Mario Gomez features as one of our nominees today.

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For those that don't find personal finance interesting on its own, VISA has released Financial Soccer. It's a web game that uses shiny colors, flashy graphics, and the lure of electronic soccer to trick you into learning how to balance your budget:

Part game and part educational tool, Financial Soccer teaches the fundamentals of money management, such as saving, budgeting, responsible spending, and the wise use of credit and debit cards.

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Did you know that for the first time ever on American television the English Premier League, the most popular soccer league (in terms of ratings) in this country, can now be seen almost weekly in hi def?

Did you know that coverage of the UEFA Champions League has taken a quantum step forward from announcers calling games in some distant studio rather than being there live, that here is no longer an extremely limited selection of games on TV and that you'll never have to hear the over-used "bulge in the ol' onion bag" phrase ever again?

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For those of you who missed the news, Altidore's British work permit rejection has been overturned on appeal.� After the initial bump in the road, there was some question about whether/when he could start playing for Hull City.� The answer: this weekend's opener against Chelsea.� Let's hope he can put a bulge in the auld onion bag, yeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEES!

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Well hello there.

I see you've caught me preparing for the upcoming season. In my short-shorts. But before we get to the smooth-legged sexiness going on below my belt line, first allow me to introduce my personal trainer Fake Bojan. And now that we're all intimately acquainted and hopefully soon to be even more intimately acquainted ha-HA!

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Sami Kuykendall woozily came off the field at Madison High, a bulge of gruesome purple swelling under her right eye after... Click to continue reading...

C-Ron re-evaluates his sexual preferences Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo is clearly taken aback when he spots a team-mate's bulge and begins to mull over a few things. Spotted on Dirty Tackle

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- Replace Bruce Arena at the Galaxy and get them to win two games, back to back.

- A corollary to the above. Tim Leiwecke declares Klinsi the real saviour of MLS and the gag
order on Alexi Lalas is finally removed.

- Sunil Gulati has him on speed dial, in case Bob Bradley slips up against Costa Rica.

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Simon from Leicester is now officially a new personal hero. He didn't call MUTV to discuss last night's game, he called in to compliment Gary Pallister on the size - or supposed size - of his package (much to Paul Parker's shock and dismay). Who, besides Pallister apparently, has the balls to do that? Click to continue reading...