By Chris Wright

My my, adverts just keep coming back to bite Ryan Giggs in the ass at the moment don't they?

If you don't fully understand why this is 'unfortunate', I suggest you either hunt down a copy of yesterday's Daily Mail or try googling 'Ryan Giggs takes brotherly love far too literally'.

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. My extraordinary younger twin brother, Zach Pfeffer, is able to manage the stress of being a teenager as well as the life of being a professional athlete. He travels more than most people, let alone 16-year-old kids, and constantly most put his social affairs on hold to pursue his career.

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce?

It's not often a Championship side puts on a good smush show.

Wait...we take that back.

It's not often that we actually catch a good glimpse of a Championship side putting on a good smush show.

And why's that?

I answered some questions for SBN's Everton Blog, Royal Blue Mersey.