Well, he's been through every club skank in Europe, so it was only a matter of time before he turned to a teammate. I mean, just look at those puppy-dog bedroom eyes he's giving Kaka. Even the girls at ONTD know it.

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I'm sorry, but these two are definitely going to get gay married.

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Parece que un nuevo bromance esta que nace entre Ronaldo y Kaka. Que dira Jesus sobre el nuevo amor de Kaka?
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Adding further evidence of the explosive bromance between Cristiano Ronaldo and Kaka is this outtakes video of Real Madrid players wishing everyone happy holidays. As you can see, these two just can't keep their hands off each other. There are a lot of jokes I can make about this, but most of them put unwanted images in my head, so I'm just going to stop right here.

Stuff to read while you enjoy the Park Ji-Sung, Patrice Evra and Carlitos Tevez bromance..... Running down the ten worst football kits ever. (Bleacher Report) Bolivian team physio dopes unsuspecting players with Viagra. (UK Medix) Eleven great performances that deserved a victory. (Setanta) Blowing debt-free smoke in England.

Of course, Wayne Rooney netting two goals against Wigan to claim entry into the Century Club is big news. It's a huge deal. However, Ryan Giggs and his insanely sexy facial hair is quite a noteworthy achievement as well.

Congratulations are also in order for Wayne and wife Coleen as they've established a weird new baby celebrating trend: baby scan parties.

Feliz Navidad de parte del Auto-Golazo, Cristiano y Kaka! Parece que Cristiano no se aguanto las ganas de tocar a Kaka y rapidito se pusieron a coquetear las locas.

Ryan Giggs has some awfully nice things to say about Manchester United's new forward.
He said Michael Owen could break the all-time goal-scoring record for England (he's currently nine goals behind Sir Bobby Charlton total of 49):

''He has it in him to do it,'' said the veteran Welshman.

Bastian asks: Did we really just get beaten by Mainz? Yes, Bastian, you did. If UEFA advertised the Women's Euros as "women trying to take the shirts off other women", people would probably go. Grafite & Obafemi are a budding bromance. Marco Materrazzi and his tattoos have absolutely no idea what's going on.

Kintis wants Melissanidis at AEK.

Of course, Wayne Rooney netting two goals against Wigan to claim entry into the Century Club is big news. It's a huge deal. However, Ryan Giggs and his insanely sexy facial hair is quite a noteworthy achievement as well.

Congratulations are also in order for Wayne and wife Coleen as they've established a weird new baby celebrating trend: baby scan parties.

Quizas fue Scolari quien le hizo brujeria a Cristiano...
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Qwest Field in Seattle will be rompin' and stompin' Sunday. Could it be this way at MLS Cup more often ...?

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How would everybody feel about a championship match at the site of the highest seeded team involved?