Steven Taylor was in the best form of his career earlier in the season, when he formed a tremendous partnership with Fab Coloccini at the back for Newcastle. Steven Taylor a broken nose didn't stop this local lad from playing And it was Steven's excellent form that allowed Newcastle to go the first 11 games unbeaten, and only concede 8 goals during that time.

The transfer rumours involving Spurs are very slowly starting to spark into life with stories that Roman Pavlyuchenko could be the first and possibly only departure from White Hart Lane this summer.

Yesterday, Pav's vocal agent Oleg Artemov claimed that Spurs had extended the Russian's contract until June 2013.

Thee Balotelli stamp seems to be making its way round the internet quite soundly right now, but there was a far more vicious boot to the head in Europe this weekend which probably won't see any pop remixes anytime soon. Dorge Kouemaha of Kaiserslautern went to clear a ball out of the box and instead found his boot flush with the face of Sebastian Prodl.

What are the odds England are the top scoring home nation this weekend? Derek McGovern's Bets of the Day

Petr Cech may wear his usual headgear AND a specially-designed mask to protect his broken nose in the Czech Republic's Euro 2012 play-off tonight. When asked if wearing both would affect his vision, the Chelsea keeper replied: "Who said that?

Sadly, this isn't makeup it's Klaas' broken nose. Tragically, it happened on November 3rd, days late for Halloween and the most frightening natural makeup this side of Tevez's goal celebrations.

Of course he also has a custom mask which looks to be made of leather with a snoutish nose and is emblazoned with Hunter across the forehead, making this easily the best accidental after-the-fact Halloween ensemble in the history of goal poachers for the Dutch national team who also once played for De Graafschap.

Disney is not going to do a cartoon remake of the Russian Premier League anytime soon. That may be an exercise in acknowledging the obvious, but it remains true the RPL isn't for the kiddies. Roberto Carlos might have a few words of commentary in that realm.

And yet, it can still manage to surprise with some off-pitch shenanigans, like this weekend, when one player who'd just been sent off in a reserve game was beaten in the tunnel by men "dressed as" police officers.

Ouch! The sight of blood pouring everywhere over Sunderland goalkeeper Simon Mignolet showed that his broken nose was a serious injury. After all, it had been caused by Emile Heskey in Saturday's Premier League draw. But there have been plenty of bizarre breaks and injuries too... here are our top five.

Alan Pardew is under no illusions that tonight's game at Stoke will be a difficult one for his Newcastle side. Danny Guthrie likely to get start again tonight We know that Steven Taylor will be returning to the side to play in his new mask to protect his broken nose, but central midfield dynamo [..

There's been very little real news on Steven Taylor's broken nose, and whether he will be able to take the field on Monday night at Stoke City. Steven Taylor mask being fitted by specialist And the news today is that Steven could be wearing a mask on Monday night, where he will be badly [...]

With Steven Taylor having broken his nose in Saturday's game, Newcastle's streak of five games in the Premier League with an unchanged side may be broken next Monday night at Stoke City. Steven Taylor - getting treatment for broken nose on Saturday It's a strange situation this season because Newcastle now have a very strong squad but [.

Newcastle United have two injuries to contend with a minor one for Steven Taylor and a more significant one for Shola Ameobi. Alan Pardew is considering playing Steven Taylor with a broken nose on Wednesday, by which I mean Steven Taylor has the broken nose rather than Alan Pardew. At least I don't think [.

By Alan Duffy

The former Leicester City hardman has managed to keep himself in the public eye courtesy of some ropey punditry and a spell on the Beeb's Strictly Come Dancing show.

However, on Strictly at the weekend, the blonde media node made a right eejit of himself (again) when a naff kissing of the camera move earned him a broken nose.

Steven Taylor suffered a broken nose in the second half today. Steven Taylor broke his nose today The nose wouldn't stop bleeding and Steven had to leave the filed as few times with blood on his face. Wigan had lost their previous five league games, but they came out and should have been one [...]

Besiktas willbe looking for revenge in Kiev on Thursday's Europa League Group E clash against Dynamo Kiev.
Besiktas met Dynamo Kiev in the last 32 of last season's competition, and found themselves comprehensively beaten as they suffered an 8-1 aggregate defeat.
Besiktas currently sit above Dynamo in the standings after beating Maccabi Tel Aviv but suffering a defeat against Stoke.

If there's one thing every national team should learn from Brasil... it's precisely THIS! The sense of camaraderie and loucura
during training, except they'll need to work harder during the match itself. Não se preocupe, there's a chance to do that against Mexico tonight!

One of the vice-girls Wayne Rooney was alleged to have an affair with while Wife Coleen was pregnant for their son Kia was viciously assaulted in Bolton's Victoria Inn late Sunday night.

Ex vice-girl Helen Wood was left with a broken nose, two black eyes, a footprint on her face and cuts and grazes after the assault in her local pub.

A record breaking crowd at Rochester's Sahlen Stadium saw many of the heroes of the Women's World Cup in action between the Western New York Flash and magicJack.

Christine Sinclair showing no ill effects of her broken nose sustained in the Germany clash scored two goals and assisted in another as the Flash ran out 3-1 victors over magicJack.

Matchday #2 for Group A at the 2011 FIFA Women's World Cup began with a match between two teams aspiring to advance out of the most difficult draw in the tournament. Canada needed at least a draw from this match after a 2-1 loss to Germany. Instead, France dominated Big Red in a 4-0 triumph, and ensured their berth in the quarterfinals, coupled with Germany's subsequent victory.

I know that it is too much to ask for a team to win every game, but is it too much to ask for the team to play smart and with heart? As a dedicated fan I want my team, including the coach, to come into each game and play to the best of their ability. And this is where the Wizards have let me down.

The New York Red Bulls got their first win since the opening week of the season while Charlie Davies continued his remarkable goalscoring recovery for D.C. United.

New York 3 San Jose 0
Luke Rodgers scored the first two goals of his MLS career and added an assist to lead the Red Bulls to a victory over the Earthquakes.

Marcin Gortat suffered a broken nose against the New Orleans Hornets this weekend in a freak accident on the court. As you can see in the Marcin Gortat video below, the Polish center for the Phoenix Suns ran into the back of Steve Nash's head. After running into Nash, he fell to the ground and had blood pouring all over the ground.