It's safe to say Alex has not enjoyed the new year thus far. After Andre Villas-Boas kicked the bold, bald Brazilian to the Cobham curb earlier in the winter, he was left to fend for himself on just £50k per week. Just really, really terrible.

Thankfully for Alex, the nightmare looks to be coming to an end.

By Chris Wright

He may well have dived like...well, like a swan to procure the penalty that led to Scott Sinclair cancelling out Robin van Persie's opener from the spot, but Nathan Dyer's third goal in as many games went part-way toward Swansea 'beating Arsenal at their own game' (© every single national newspaper) at the Liberty yesterday and it appears that the tiny 6-stone halfling wasn't shy in rubbing it in.

Eine sehr gute Art, um sich während der Bundesliga immer auf dem Laufenden halten zu können, ist ein Liveticker. Bei diesem handelt es sich meist um ein Programm, dass man über das Internet nutzen kann. Hier werden einem immer die neusten Bundesligaergebnisse geliefert, und zwar fast in Echtzeit. Somit ist es mit dem Liveticker möglich, [.

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Goodness, Lyngby BK footballer (Danish Superliga) Bajram Fetai's got a whole 'lotta fashionable sex appeal going on in this photo. Not to mention a varied selection of transportation devices and a briefcase.

Apart from the fact that he's obviously indecisive, we and Wikipedia possess little background knowledge of Mr Fetai.

This is what playing time looks like Juan Agudelo is going to LA. Heath Pierce is going to NY. Big gulps, eh? This, to me, shot not out of left field but out of outer space. For those of us monitoring Danny Califf's situation in Philly, ready to pounce on another strange twist in Peter Nowak's career in the city of bro-ed out love, the idea of Juan Agudelo entering the fray didn't even