IF the Premier League was ordered according to artistic merit, Liverpool's
current lack of invention and creativity would see them languishing at the wrong end of the table
instead of the top. Impotent in attack and all but sterile on the flanks, they are presently about
as expressive as a teenager when asked about their day at school.
Man City's new paymasters live here
In the match that shall be known as the filthy rich clubs with the GDP of a small country derby,
Chelsea schooled Man City. But there were some moments of beauty like Robinho's free kick and some
great interlinking play that was evocative of a Brazilian heritage which might lead Mark Hughes to
don a tie and a thong and make a beeline for the carnaval.
