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Obama beams, Beckham steams. Love it.
Our David was on Good Morning America this a.m. talking World Cup 2010, kids, his wife's shopping
habits, the injury and the state of professional soccer in America. No MLS or Galaxy talk though he
did ply the hosts --all four of them-- with customized LA kits. Watch and wanh-wanh.
Just his future, not ours or the general future that we all have to look forward to. You know the
one where you get all saggy, have less sex, cry more and try not to get killed in some
post-apocalyptic version of America filled with Terminators and whatnot? He's not touching that one
so don't get too excited.
Here is Becks at England training in South Africa repeatedly hitting a ball hard enough that if it
where a melon he would have put his cleat through it. Surely this is against doctor's orders. Oh
wait, that's the doctor telling him "No! I already told you...keepy uppy and nothing else".
I swear even the already injured will find a new way to be injured at this World Cup.
I recently said that I've been trying not to write anything that I wouldn't say to someone's face
and here's a great example of why that's a good move. You never know when your snide remark will be
seen/heard by it's subject and when it is you better have the stones to back up it. Otherwise you
come off all chickensh*t like this dude.
I can guarantee you that this hidden camera video of David Beckham and a masseuse has nothing to
with Becks coming out of a Thai massage parlor late one night and everything to do with Ellen and
David being bezzie, bezzie mates. This is actually much funnier than I would think it would be.
In case you were not aware of Fred's Australian sex-symbol past, you now have an underwear model to
call your own Philadelphia. Personally I think you guys should start a petition for a "Banana
Hammock Cup" to played against the league's other teams with undergarment pitchmen on their
rosters, LA & Seattle.
Not that we needed conclusive evidence that the Beckhams have more money than could ever be
necessary, but here is proof that they truly have more than anyone can need: a dude get paid to
carry his Posh's bag. Mind you if I had the option I would do the same thing; I love my wife but is
it really necessary for me to be holding it down in regard to her purse in the middle of Target?
As you've probably already heard, the red half of Manchester will be heading stateside this summer
for the first time in while, with a nationally televised appearance in Houston for the MLS All Star
game headlining their North American schedule. A lot of people think they are great including their
former midfielder David Beckham.
It really does not get any better that Daft Punk doing a deal with Hans Solo, Greedo trying to
shake down Beckham to play for FC Jabba and Snoop Dogg getting ghetto on a couple of marks in the
Cantina out of Star Wars. Throw in cameos by DJ Neil Armstrong, Noel Gallagher, Ian Brown & Der
Kaiser and Adidas has almost (almost) caught up with Nike in the chase for that cool factor.
David Beckham participating in a live interview by fans with questions coming from UK, France,
Germany, Italy, Spain, Canada, USA, Brazil, Argentina, Mexico, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Korea, Singapore,
Malaysia, Australia, India, Dubai and perhaps even Uranus. Feel free to submit your own via
Facebook now.
People who shop at Walgreens apparently.
[Spotted at TOW]
I have no idea how old/olde/auld this clip is but Jesus H. Christ can you imagine what Wayne Rooney
and Diddy got up to on a night out in New York? Gun charges, women of ill repute, Cîroc
snowcones...all kinds of sh*t man. They probably provided The Sun with a solid 3 weeks of
headlines.
You can tell David Beckham has never played in Philly before. For the past 3 days it's been 2007
all over again with boatloads of old-school "BeckhamWatch" news coming out of southeast
Pennsylvania. "David Beckham ate a $100 cheesesteak with lobster and truffle oil." "David Beckham
is practicing at UPenn and taking pictures with coeds.
Leave it to ESPN Los Angeles' Scott French, who incidentally looks like a hybrid between Terry
Richardson and his excellence David Hirshey, to knock out probably the lengthiest written piece on
Goldenballs since The Beckham Experiment. It may not be a book but make no mistake this is a long,
damn near ginormous article that might actually be worthy of being described with the much-overused
adjective "epic.
It must be nice to be David Beckham. Dude can get on stage and receive a major award from Sir Bobby
Charlton with his outlandishly attractive family filling the front row and damn near cry and no
one's going to say sh*t. Or at least I won't say say sh*t because I'm an artist cotdamnit, and I
know what it's like to be all sensitive and whatnot.
