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Beckhams Hit Strip Joint, "the scene looked like a jail break"

The Offside Rules 12 December @ 10:55 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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What would be the best way for MLS to shed it's juice box-innocent reputation? If your answer is star players taking their pop star wives out to Vegas for a weekend of alcohol, prize-fighting, Scientologist's and fake titties you might be on the right path.
It seems that the Beckham's were in Vegas for the weekend and in addition to having din-din with TomKat and checking out the Mayweather fight, spent 3 whole hours in a private room at Spearmint Rhino -the NoBu of Sin City strip clubs.

Posh says Becks' manhood as big as a 'tractor exhaust pipe!'

The Offside Rules 17 December @ 07:36 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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This type of information is absolutely uncalled for. Even I think this is too much, and I'll print anything. Someone doesn't know where the line is.

LA Finally Play Like a Superclub, Defeat Wellington

The Offside Rules 01 December @ 09:14 AM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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As we speak it is nighttime in Wellington, NZ and the LA Galaxy are probably out getting boozy and trolling for Antipodean ass. And they should be since they've (finally) played and won their last match of 2007. And they did it in dominating fashion.

Prior to the game Becks went on 'walkabout' through the city center and literally turned into the Pied Piper of soccer with a mob of folks following him where ever he went.

The Afterparty and the Naked Woman: LA in NZ

The Offside Rules 03 December @ 12:48 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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I thought yesterday's post would be the last thing running about the GalaxyQuest down under, but the hits keep on coming. Good thing too since it is the off season and I could use the content.
The photo above with Becks and those two unfortunate heiresses is from the red carpet leading into the VIP post-game after party in Wellington.

Snoop Goes for Goal, Becks Goes For Chicken & Waffles

The Offside Rules 17 December @ 12:52 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Have you seen Snoop's reality show yet? Dude is a ridiculous caricature of himself now, but it's funny. I know a lot of folks hate reality TV but with the screen writer's strike going on & on ala Erykah Badu, you may as well get used to it. And if you're gonna watch it you may as well have a laugh.

Beckham's Gets Gay for Pay...Which is in No Way A Shock

The Offside Rules 11 December @ 03:01 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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So the 1st of the new Armani ads featuring Becks is out and I think it is pretty clear who the target demo is. It is also clear that he stuffed his crotch with a billiard ball for the shoot.
Upon seeing this photo, one lady co-worker said "It's not that women don't want large penis's, it's just that we don't want to be shown a picture that would make us scared of someone's penis".

Beckhams Are "Interesting", Dead Body at Red Bull Park

The Offside Rules 07 December @ 03:22 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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I can't believe that I'm asking this question but, um....did you see the Barbara Walters special on ABC last night? No? Maybe you were too busy dumping a body at the Red Bull Park construction site to tune in (as reported on New York One this morning). Ok then, I'll just let you watch the clip above to get caught up after you take a shower, burn your clothes and peel the tape off of your fingertips.

Beckham Off to Arsenal in January. Sort off.

The Offside Rules 21 December @ 03:27 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Arsenal skipper Arsene Wenger has confirmed that Goldenballs will train with the north London side this off-season, but won't play for the team. So hopefully that will put paid to all the Becks loan deal rumors that were going around a while back. But then again, I'm sure a new rumor or injury will just originate from his time there.

Becks Finds New Area of Body to Injure

The Offside Rules 05 December @ 04:41 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items
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Becks picked up a broken rib on the Galaxy's Oceania trip. Which really is no big surpise, since soccer players pick them up like rappers pick up gun charges. I just thought I would put this out there for any fans that may not have known since it's not listed on their websites' injuries and hasn't been mentioned by the sports press.

Beckhams Get Animated

The Offside Rules 12 December @ 01:10 PM EDT Blog Details : Related Items (Links: 1 in)
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Everybody loves cartoons. Especially ultra-topical, celebrity-baiting footie themed ones done by Al Gore's Current TV. It's no Family Guy but it's still pretty funny stuff, especially the Larry King appearance and the promise that America will start caring if they promise to release a sex tape.