I was thinking of giving ol' Kenwyne an intro but I cannot be bother to sugar coat this. He's shit, he's slow and generally a bit of a lumbering pillock. How Sunderland have managed to fleece Stoke £8 million for this "player" I have no idea...

I saw Kenwyne play against Man Yoo last year in the 2-2 draw and I was amazed at what I saw.

So, Theo Walcott must be dropped from the England set-up immediately. He is the sole reason why England did not win the World Cup.

He can't pass or shoot and doesn't have a football brain.

It is Arsenal's fault for destroying a young talent who has clearly not lived up to his potential, he can't even control a long-range pass from Steven Gerrard.

Just a couple of thoughts at the half here. We're scoreless, down a man, and lucky to be on even terms:

- What the f*** was Segares thinking trying to land an overhand right on a corner-kick scrum? I admit the run was looking threatening, but it may be time to break out the old 'Gonzo' nickname if he's going to make brain-dead decisions like that.

I don't remember the last time I was so frustrated by an Arsenal performance. It was as bad as any relegation threatened side plays, perhaps worse. I don't claim to have a memory that covers every game in the Wenger era but this will certainly be amongst the worst his team have played.

As you must have gathered by now I'm not in a good mood and this post is part rant, part discussion, and part release of the steam in my head from a boiling brain.

Coming back from a long day's work on a weekend, the last thing you want to do is watch a team in red winning a game through a freak goal.

Nonetheless one of the prime reasons to watch any football over Glee is for that inceptional kick that shoots through your brain when you see a 5ft 11inch bearded steal 2 points by unleashing a thunder bolt a minute or so after extra time that makes you want to shriek / jump / do somersaults / rip your shirt open / hug a pillow / come up with corny headers / call a scouse.

Yes, that Byron Moreno; the man who earned infamy across the globe with some rather suspicious decisions during the Italy v South Korea World Cup Round of 16 game in 2002. Safe to say he's not exactly beloved in Italy, even if the next try went rather well.

Suspended a number of times for incompetence and now removed from the game, he's hit the headlines once again: for trying to smuggle 6 kilos of heroin into the US.

Butt's Brain on a Thursday the day before Euro 2012 Qualification really kicks off for most teams... FIFA close door on Mikel Arteta's claim for England [The Sun] Newcastle boss Hughton happy with Joey Barton form [Hartlepool Mail] Rafa ... Continue reading →

By Chris Wright

Nigerian forward Victor Obinna has revealed that he chose to join West Ham on a season-long loan from Inter Milan after a chin-wag with his national teammate Nwankwo Kanu yes, you heard that correctly, Nwankwo Kanu is apparently still an international footballer despite being 60-years-old and made entirely of Matchmakers.

A bit of what's going on in Butt's Brain after a weekend filled with Premier League football. Here are a few thoughts related to the (Fantasy) Premier League as I currently watch Newcastle bombard Blackpool's penalty area between minutes 60 ... Continue reading →

A bit of what's going on in Butt's Brain on a Monday morning as we prepare for the final Premier League game of the weekend Aston Villa at Stoke: Wayne Rooney to Real Madrid is the latest transfer BS ... Continue reading →

Lets keep with the spirit of things in gooner blogdom right now... I ask you proper gooners, to send in 10 questions you would have me ask Myles Palmer, the manchester city/chelsea fan who has been writing about Arsenal since the George Graham days, and made his name by compiling a book about Wenger.

Like a Sunday walk in the park.

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• A Friday on John Charles. (The Best Eleven)
• Big Sam has a problem, obviously. (Studs Up)
• The newspaper make your week. (Three Match Ban)
• We're due to show an excellent French kit one does exist this year.

Does Andrey Arshavin really want to play football? I know he's good at football, one of the world's best no doubt, but is his brain really focused on playing for Arsenal anymore? Is he dreaming ...

A bit of what's in Butt's Brain on a Monday... Newcastle # 1 Steve Harper out with a shoulder injury, handing Tim Krul the chance to shine [Daily Mail] The Homeless World Cup kicks off [A Football Report] To Nani, ... Continue reading →

What's going on in Butt's Brain on a Thursday morning... Philippe Mexes loses it [Unprofessional Foul] Football against terrorism... in Russia [The Football Ramble] Random footie videos day. I hope you have some spare time [The Best Eleven] For those ... Continue reading →

A bit of what's going on in Butt's Brain on a Wednesday from around the footie web: Higuain, Benzema, and Ronaldo can't score [SoccerLens] Some love for West Brom and their manager Di Matteo [A Football Report] Top 5 EPL ... Continue reading →