By Chris Wright

"Hey Napoli, U mad brah?"

1. Regardless of his winning goal, Branislav Ivanovic had a shocker from a defensive standpoint. Positionally AWOL for long periods and repeatedly lapse and worryingly uninterested when closing down crosses.

Every Wednesday, we bring you the wacky and offbeat side of football! This week, read about Sergio Ramos's special flamenco duet, Franck Ribery's tropical boxer shorts, Irina hanging out with Ronaldo's son and return of The WAGs at Euro 2012.

Real Madrid defender Sergio Ramos grew up in Seville, so understandably, he has tremendous affection for flamenco music and dance!

The dirty truth about footballers' underpants

ROBBIE'S TWEET OF THE WEEK Thanks to @greenkeeperdave, who found this book in a shop and wrote: "It reminded me of you and Ola!" ** Samir Nasri's boxer shorts in Napoli reminded me of some colourful underpants I've seen in dressing rooms in my time.

Pictures: Samir Nasri's multi-coloured boxers and the best of footballers in their pants

There was some colourful language from Manchester City fans last night after defeat in Napoli left their Champions League campaign in tatters... but nothing as colourful as the boxer shorts Samir Nasri accidentally revealed while getting stripped to come on as a sub.

A pants display from City Manchester City's Champions League campaign is teetering on the edge of disaster after last night's 2-1 defeat to Napoli. But the loss was not the biggest embarrassment of the night. No, that honour was reserved for sub Samir Nasri, who displayed some very interesting boxer shorts before joining the action.