Yes Gareth, the tent doesn't hurt, either. Getty Images/Zimbio
Although it might seem that we are heavy on the pretty when it comes to our favourite ballers,
we don't appreciate boundaries here at Kickette. Indeed, we admire hotness in all of its forms and
if called upon, would fight to the death for your right to fantasise about whoever you like.
It's that time of the year again. The most overhyped bunch of players and manager in the
Premiership visit the most undervalued lot at the Emirates for a game that stretches the boundaries
of passion.
We can say all sorts of things for this one. The cautious ones might say the Tiny Totts have
some good players and Arsenal will have to be close to their best to win.
Another draw on the road falls somewhere between the boundaries of good result and a slight
disappointment. Of course, such simple statements aren't generally enough to summarise a whole game
yet another disappointing goal conceded doesn't account for the chances the home side later
spurned, but well, that's the point of a match report isn't it?
"Well shit, that's a navy sock, isn't it? With black shoes. That just won't do."
It had to come to this.
A few quick rules:
Five pictures, five captions. All Roy, all the time. Your dreams (or nightmares) have been
realized. Pick one or pick them all.