There are many things I could write about Thursday night's party... In fact I could go on for hours with stories of Peter Pickles buying really bizarre cocktails, how I was robbed by the toilet attendant, our attempt to find a kebab shop in Mayfair, or even how a couple of us had a debate about how Darren keeps his head so shiny.

So the 'ballers with no international duties have been spotted everywhere enjoying their summer holidays! Samir Nasri and Djibril Cissé were both seen in Miami having quite a splash with their SOs. Deco was also photographed in Ibiza with Ana Paula, his Brazilian girlfriend.

I've refrained from commenting on the Ledley King fiasco until now but another day of bullshit from The Sun and Daily Mail has compelled me to. All these magical quotes and new witnesses that are appearing day after day are quite astounding.

Most people I know would retaliate if a fat head bouncer grappled them into some kind of full nelson on a night out.