As far as Euro 2012 predictions go, England have a molting llama, Holland have a dung-arsed
elephant, Ukraine have a disgusting slavering pig, but France? Well, France have
model and porn actress Viriginie Caprice, who paints all her predicted scorelines on her boobs then
Tweets them.
Most Fridays find us cracking open the bubbly at Kickette HQ by Noon sharp under the adage of
"it's 5 o'clock somewhere." In honour of Ladies Day at The Grand National today, we started the
booze flowing this morning with a bowl of Wheatabix in order to keep a steady buzz on while viewing
photos such as these.
Pato's girlfriend, whom we affectionately love to call 'Babs' for purely shortcut purposes, was in
Miami last week to attend Emporio Armani's celebration of Art Basel's 10th anniversary. Thanks to a
few paps who we actually don't mind receiving e-mails from, we know that Ms B and the Voronins
weren't the only ones occupying the sunshine state recently; Samuel Eto'o & fam spent some time
letting their hair down (Georgette let her top down) whilst on vacay in Miami Beach.
In which delectable Sky Sports News anchor Hayley McQueen invents herself a brand new club while
reporting on the managerial vacancy over at 'Tottenham Forest' (someone give Alan Curbishley a
call), thus providing us with a tenuous excuse to ogle her for eight glorious seconds.
Sometimes fashion photos can just speak for themselves, Kickettes.
But not in this case. Because, well, in this case fashion has no voice.
It's suffering from laryngitis and needs a throat lozenge. It has been up too late gossiping and
is scratchy and hoarse. It has a mincemeat pie lodged in its gob.
Sometimes fashion photos can just speak for themselves, Kickettes. But not in this case.
Because, well, in this case fashion has no voice.
Fashion is suffering from laryngitis and needs a throat lozenge. It has been up too late
gossiping and is scratchy and hoarse. It has a mincemeat pie lodged in its gob.
These are not the Dubes you're looking for It's Michael Duberry. But with boobs. It's Michael
Booberry. The former Chelsea defender is now plying his trade in League Two with Oxford United,
where the Christmas parties are every bit as wild as the Premier League. Well, we're assuming that
this was for a Christmas party.
To those of you expecting a fleshy carnival of boobs, you may be disappointed by the ratio of
willies to tits (more of the former). Although in their own way, all of these streakers are tits. I
particularly enjoy the polite chap who wants to shake hands with Andy Townsend.
The Florida Panthers might be rethinking their decision to draft Rocco Grimaldi in the second
round of the 2011 NHL Draft. In a recent Twitter rant, Rocco Grimaldi told chicks around the world
to "put your boobs away". Blasphemy!
I already don't like this guy. Hopefully he never becomes a hockey star.
Now we know why Russia have been playing such an attack-minded game at Euro 2008. According to
The Sun (motto: "all the boobs that's fit to print") wealthy Russian socialite Pyotr
Listerman was filmed making this offer to Russian captain Andrei Arshavin:
"For each goal I'll present two beautiful chicks," he says to Arshavin.
There were two games being played last night at similar times. One is called El Clásico (The
Classic) while the other is simply called the north London derby. Over the years the only people
intrigued and excited by goings on in north London were fans of Spurs and Arsenal, with the
possible neutral watching on TV hoping for a fight.
BILD have launched an English version of their webpage, which also includes a Bundesliga section.
What can English-speaking Bundesliga fans expect? Well, nudity, nudity and even when an article is
about transfers it'll have the word boobs in the title. (BILD.de) The Guardian republishes an
article by Norman Crossland, which was originally written ahead of the [.
Don't let her bubbly assets fool you as we christen the very first "criminal intent" version of
WAG Wednesday. She is as honest and moral as those boobs are real. Ms. Raznatovic aka Ceca is a
famous Serbian pop singer, although her glamorous life and star status in the eyes of the public
came to a screeching halt when she married Zeljko Raznatovic Arkan, leader of the paramilitary
force known as Arkan's Tigers who were accused of committing genocide and crimes against humanity
during the Kosovo War.
Sorry it's a couple of days late folks but I've decided to do this weeks 'Wag Of The
Week' on a young lady who is an ex of Jermaine Defoe. Why have I picked her? Just because I have
been watching Ultimate Big Brother recently and it makes me laugh at how stereotypical a WAG she
is...
This blondie was on Big Brother Uk many a year ago, pretty much off the fact that she got her
boobs out for lads mags, but now she has returned to our screens for the epic Ultimate Big
Brother.
If you thought Nike's 'Write the Future' ad was the best, then this Nando's ad is
the shit! They have broken all barriers of good advertisement. Who could've
thought putting chicken and boobs in an ad for a football World Cup is the right way to go. It
makes no sense but it works a magic!
If you thought Nike's 'Write the Future' ad was the best, then this Nando's ad is
the shit! They have broken all barriers of good advertisement. Who could've
thought putting chicken and boobs in an ad for a football World Cup is the right way to go. It
makes no sense but it works a magic!
I found this brilliant video where the Chelsea players are all talking about how nobody likes
Ashley Cole. It's Hilarious! LOL.... ***Gorgeous girls in Arsenal shirts!*** ***My girlfriend's
boobs nearly killed me!*** Possibly Related Posts: Eduardo reveals his dream destination back to
Brazil! Owen Coyle Jack Wilshere should go to World Cup this summer Wenger to consider Real Madrid
as [.
Paris Hilton was recently in Las Vegas doing what she does best party, party, party. Check out
the Paris Hilton pictures below where she can be seen partying in Encore hotel.
In recent years, Paris Hilton wasn't always welcomed in Las Vegas due to being busted for
cocaine while in the city.
NHL playoff hockey is fun to watch. Add boobs and the fun factor increases a couple more levels.
That's exactly what happened in a recent game between in the Vancouver Canucks and the San Jose
Sharks. When the Sharks' Ben Eager went to the penalty box, a Canucks fan flashed her boobs at him.
Why? I'm not sure .
"To put it in gentleman's terms if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a
young lady and you pull one, some weeks they're good looking and some weeks they're not the best.
Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the
taxi. She wasn't the best looking lady we ended up taking home but she was very pleasant and very
nice, so thanks very much, let's have a coffee" on the "ugly" win against Chesterfield.
(For those who struggle with object identification.) Jokes at the ready... There should be
something about needing another to make a pair of boobs on the pitch. (See: Cassano, Antonio.)
Below is a smattering of the 25 most popular magazines in the United States. Evidently video games
are less popular than being old, having a nice house and celebrities but more popular than current
events, sports, and boobs.
1. AARP the Magazine — 24,554,819
4. Better Homes and Gardens — 7,634,197
11.
Some news to read as you enjoy humor from as far back as 1900 B.C. Bundesliga news, including the
scoop on the new BILD in English. Which, Jan tells us, brings nudity, nudity and boobs. (But of
course we at The Offside read it for the articles.) (Bundesliga Offside) And while we're at [...]
