Fastest man in world meets orangest man in world Cristiano Ronaldo and Usain Bolt resumed their friendly rivalry with an arm wrestling contest this week. The pair's paths continue to cross as supposed Manchester United fan Bolt followed up a trip to Carrington in May by dropping in on Real Madrid. C-Ron didn't look particularly impressed last [.

The Russian billionaire Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich has some James Bond technology in his yacht.
And no I don't mean the two helipads, two swimming pools, the movie screens in all the guest rooms, the mini-submarine or the missile-proof windows.
He's got a paparazzi shield:

Lasers sweep the surroundings and when they detect a CCD, they fire a bolt of light right at the camera to obliterate any photograph.

All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award winning Dirty Tackle...

Even American teen shows know Cristiano Ronaldo will give you something itchy. [ONTD]

Why was a very bored Jose Mourinho, who was doing his Barca scouting for the Champions League, sitting next to his opposition's newest signing?

• Bolt visited the Bernabeu and met all his amigos, including Benzema, Greaseano, Kaka and even Potter Perez. He got a super cool shirt with the number "958″ at the back. Check out his autograph style- "Fr : Kaka". Hmmm, we can't spot Ricky's signature on the shirt.

So the transfer window firmly closed and fans were left scratching their heads at the complete lack of activity from Middlesbrough. All day long rumours of different players being spotted in and around Rockliffe were floating around the internet, 99% of which were complete fabrications, but at the end of the day the only player who we ever looked likely to sign was Rob Hulse.

Thomas Vermaelen could be the biggest signing we have made in a long time. There I've said it and I aint taking it back!
Arsenal have been crying out for a dominant defender since the Stone Age. Well, it seems that long ago since Tony Adams, Sol Campbell, Martin Keown and co were the defensive lynch pins of the side.

Bolt and the Ball at the Bernabeu / via AP

Hope you were able to catch some of the World Cup qualifiers last night. We're thrilled that England has shaken off the ghosts of Euro 2008 by booking themselves a place in the WC 2010 with a win against Croatia, 5-1.

Carlton Cole celebrated with a night out at Whisky Mist in London, where he partied with Usain Bolt (no word on if they also compared biceps) and David Beckham quickly returned to jet-set mode, heading back to Los Angeles.

Hope you were able to catch some of the World Cup qualifiers last night. We're thrilled that England has shaken off the ghosts of Euro 2008 by booking themselves a place in the WC 2010 with a win against Croatia, 5-1.

Carlton Cole (above) and Didier Drogba celebrated with a night out at Whisky Mist in London, where he partied with Usain Bolt (no word on if they also compared biceps) and David Beckham quickly returned to jet-set mode, heading back to Los Angeles.

I am assuming that you have heard of Usain Bolt (if not- he is the fastest man in the world), well he is claiming that he was behind Man United's 5-0 win over Wigan. The triple Olympic gold medal...
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