Kickette RCA winner Mario Gomez shares a sofa with Jon Bon Jovi and Heidi Klum at the taping of
Wetten Dass.
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Cute Germans and Nutella? Who's been peeking into our diary of footy food fantasies?
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WAG Clio Zenden says her seven-year relationship with Sunderland's Bolo Zenden is dunzo.
By Ollie Irish
White men can't dance...
Nice moves, dad. But how I wish this had been Gary Neville, not Bolo Zenden (who is actually
rather cool and knows martial arts and shit).
And it can't help but remind us of another brilliant Zenden celebration fail:
Unlike Bolo's dancing, this never gets old.
If this game were a cartoon it would be Tom & Jerry, with Sunderland both Tom and
Jerry, running around frantically in a strangely futile loop, and Fulham Spike the dog, conserving
energy and only getting involved when absolutely necessary.
Which is not to belittle the suffocating excellence of our heroes, more to suggest that, after
the heroics in Ukraine and ahead of the FA Cup Quarter Final, this was almost exactly the sort of
performance we needed.
With so much of the focus in the build up to this Premier League weekend being on Manchester
United against Chelsea, it was unfortunate that many of the other big clashes didn't get as much
attention. Especially at this time of the season where every point means so much.
I managed to watch 3.
Manchester United stuttered to another away draw at the Stadium of Light after failing to
overcome Steve Bruce's Sunderland.
The visitors started the game poorly and it was a theme that was set to continue throughout the
90 minutes. Sunderland pressed the ball high up the pitch, not allowing United to build any rhythm
and probably should have won the game.
Kickette RCA winner Mario Gomez shares a sofa with Jon Bon Jovi and Heidi Klum at the taping of
WETTEN DASS? Mario seems underwhelmed by the serenade.
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Cute Germans and Nutella? Who's been peeking into our diary of footy food fantasies?
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WAG Clio Zenden reveals that her seven-year relationship with Sunderland's Bolo Zenden is
officially dunzo.
On afternoons like this, it is justifiable to ask just why Liverpool haven't played in this manner
earlier in the season. Fast passing football, players moving when they had the ball and pressing
hard when they didn't: it was as if the team finally remembered how to play. Sunderland simply
couldn't cope with and will leave Anfield feeling lucky that they lost by just three goals.
