I only wish we could go back to the days when newspaper reporting was a respectable job where nonsense transfer bollocks was left up to papers likes the Daily Star and The S*n (the filthiest rag of all). But today, my friends, we've come to the end of the road with regards to journalistic integrity.

... of the year goes to Rod Liddle of the Times! Congrats guy!

The so-called journalist's latest drivel attempts emphasis on attempts to drive a stake through Chelsea supporters' hearts with a blend of humor, sarcasm and downright hatred. It's a fairly poor attempt to be fair no, actually this is ghastly.

The Telegraph are reporting today that takeover bid, led by Tyneside businessman Barry Moat is close to completion.

Unfortunately, there are no sources or quotes that are directly attributable to anyone, so we have to consider this latest piece of 'news' regarding Newcastle's takeover like we have done with all the other 'close to completion' news it's a load of bollocks until we know otherwise.

If agents weren't already considered the scum of the footballing world, then maybe this little story will add that last little bit to prove to those on the fence about the whole topic. Men like Walter Tamer and Kia Joorabchian are just part of the reason why the game is going to hell in a handbasket.

What the F**k is his problem?

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ANOTHER Sunday and another load of steaming crap served up by Stan Wallymore.

He tells it straight every Monday, say the Daily Mirror. Yeah straight from his arse.

Barca swoop for star but sources doubt his taste..

According to sources close to Arsenal Football Club, Spanish champions Barcelona have offered 45 million for captain Cesc Fabregas. Arsenal have accepted the offer and have given permission for their captain to negotiate personal terms with the club that Arsenal pinched him off at sixteen years of age.

Look, ive had enough of this now. Please, just let it stop.

And my blogging software is was playing up.

Now, I'm English, I'm a fairly patriotic kinda guy but all this talk that diving is below English players is total and utter bollocks in my view. I'm not going much more into it than that but I want England to lose tonight, the mighty, honest, hard-done-by England

I'm not going to say something immature like I hope John Terry breaks his leg diving when Eduardo tries to tackle him.

"I had high hopes indeed of luring Ruud Van Nistelrooy away from the Bernabeu..."
Woke up early (5am: sleep is for losers, I believe), as usual. Showered, applied bronzing moisturiser, put on dressing gown Egyptian cotton, monogrammed with my initials and grabbed a power shake Big Sam got me into them before changing into my Ciro Citterio suit (those bloody Italians know how to dress!

The Journal today published an article with quotes attributed to none other than our favorite cockney geezer, Derek Llambias.

With most sane Newcastle fans venting fury at the clubs efforts to sell naming rights to St. James's Park next season, the club appear to be trying to alleviate some of the damage.

Wanna hear some blasphemy? Fuck. Shit. Bollocks. Cunt.
Wanna hear some more? Patrick Vieira is interested in a move to Tottenham Hotspur. Yes, Tottenham Hotspur.
What a pile of doodoo.
The geezer is one of the greatest players to have ever worn our shirt. The fifth best in fact.

As we amble through the 'most amazing transfer season ever', drunk on the memories of the 'closest title race ever' from last season and looking forward to what surely must be 'the most exciting Premier League season ever', it's easy to miss the trees for the forest - or the blinding neon light that is 24/7/365 football.

Hello, and a happy Saturday to you all. It's finally here, finally upon us. The 2009/10 English Premier League, and it's another chance at trophies, new optimism to go along with the typical doom and gloom predictions Arsenal and Arsene Wenger attract on what seems like a yearly basis.

But enough of that.

It seems as if the past eight weeks have meant nothing to Mike Ashley and Derek Llambias. Newcastle United means something to us, with the consistent "we're confident something will happen next week" bollocks it appears that this fine football club means less than dirt to those in charge at St.

New COS Writer David Knight, lifelong Chelsea fan, just has something to say to his Idol.

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Oh, hi, Didier.

The lads and I were discussing the impact of the Beckham experiment on MLS and whether or not he's done anything to improve the game.
While it was agreed that the level of play did not improve with his arrival, given that Los Angeles didn't exactly compete for any honours, what he did provide was what MLS needed : eyeballs.

Morning all,

the main news this Friday is that Eduardo is to be put on trial at The Hague for crimes against humanity. His dive against Celtic is on a par with the kind of genocide, butchery and ethnic cleansing and he is likely to be sentenced to death by Michel Platini later today.

UEFA have become involved and the possibility of a two match ban has been mooted.

Fortuna favours the Bosch
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Friday 23rd October 2009 will go down in history. In years to come, it'll be remembered much the same as the 1976 Sex Pistols gig at the 100 Club when anyone and everyone claimed to have "been there".