No sooner than the football takes hold of our hearts and minds, the traveling art of the World Cup, the ladies, will garner attention from another area of the body...the eyes, obviously. This makes the day Sweden was knocked out of World Cup contention the saddest day in recent football history, yet we shall trudge on, fighting the good fight perhaps the easiest fight of them all.

The girls from Wowies dressed up in body paint and bikinis this past weekend to celebrate the debut of the 2010 World Cup.

The girls, all of whom are bartenders at Wowies Sports Grill in Boca Raton, Florida, dressed in the colors of some of the top teams in the tournament including Argentina, Germany, Mexico, USA and Serbia.

It's so wrong it may just be right.

If you need to be reminded of Poldi's hotness and erase his cringe-making grin from your brain please click here.

Visit our friends at Dirty Tackle to see some truly exceptional photos of German NT members Mesut Ozil and Sami Khedira being transformed into various African animals via body paint and fake teeth.

No matter if you live near South Florida or halfway across the world, you can join the England v USA World Cup Viewing Party festivities this Saturday and participate in what will undoubtedly be the biggest day ever for EPL Talk. We have a ton of exciting developments planned for you to help you get the most out of one of the biggest days in US soccer history.

I am probably watching soccer with the wrong person.

As my friend D. and I walk through the 40-degree heat of downtown Belgrade, where she grew up and returns in the summers, I spot a building-high vertical banner of an enthusiastic, fit young man in body paint hawking soda.