Terry F*ckin' Dunfman  To poorly paraphrase Monty Python: "Drinking a beer at BMO Field is like sex in a canoe. It's f*cking close to water." Yes, the "King" of Beers (possibly the Larry King of beers at best) is now the official beer supplier at BMO Field and your taste buds couldn't be more morose.
Man, IHOMHEP sucks.  One of the folksy multicultural promotions that TFC began back in 2007 was to aim for gastronomical inclusiveness at the BMO Field concession stands. In a city where football supporters can hail from any continent, the club tried to cater to all needs simultaneously.
Why release doves when you have seat cushions?The 2012 Olympics ended as London
waved goodbye to the XXX Olympiad. (How they could have a XXX Olympiad without Joe Cannon is a
disgrace) In 2016, British stereotypes will be replaced with Brazilian stereotypes as Rio hosts the
next games - bowler hats replaced with thongs; chalky white skin will make way for bronzed tans;
Beckham out - 103 year-old Pele in; and whatever the samba equivalent of Pet Shop Boys is.
"Soolsma promised me it was 'delectable'..."One of the annual traditions for a
select few TFC supporters is the pre-season food-tasting event at BMO Field. A "lucky" few fans go
behind the scenes to try the new concessions on offer for the season, which usually include
politically correct, offensive to none, "football" food such as " Jerked Toad-in-a-hole-in-a
Belgian Waffle Pizzas".
Thoughts and video from the stands as Toronto FC close up shop at home at BMO Field for 2012 with what was a forgettable draw to the Montreal Impact. Rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)
Poor Santos and his savage heart... so much passion!Those of you who frequent
this site... hello you three... know that Monday is reserved for our STARTING 11 feature but as
there is an unusual Tuesday fixture this week it's "Buy None - Get Two Free" today. All of the
STARTING 11 you love with a dose of THE MATCHUP you kind of enjoy with none of that pesky AFTER 90
you have to tolerate!
Hipster Brian Clough is all over thisTORONTO VS. PORTLAND 　 BMO FIELD - WEDNESDAY 7:30PM ET TV: TSN
　 THE KICKABOUT:
Usually when a club gets an unexpected few days off they are fresh, rested and have a full squad.
"You're welcome Upper Canada"
Ah, the long weekend. The holiday Monday is known across Canada by a flurry of different names such
as Heritage Day, Saskatchewan Day and possibly Yukonpalooza but of course the only real name is
Ontario's Simcoe Day. Today is the day that Upper Canada honours John Graves Simcoe who drove the
snakes out of Pickering sometime in the mid-1970's.
Don't ask about the triangleTORONTO FC VS. C.D. AGUILA CONCACAF CHAMPIONS LEAGUE - GROUP 1 　 BMO FIELD - WEDNESDAY 8PM ET TV/RADIO: NONE
　 THE KICKABOUT:
If an El Salvadorian footballer dives in a forest but it's only streamed online.
Prior to the 2012 campaign, the Philadelphia Union had only lost 4 matches at home. It is early
June, and the team ranks last in virtually every offensive category with a disappointing home
record of 1-3-1. Eastern Conference teams are 31-15-12 at home this year (8 losses occurred at PPL
Park or Toronto FC's BMO Field) and Western Conference teams are 31-20-12 at home (9 losses at the
Home Depot Center).
For the Vancouver Whitecaps and Toronto FC, the Voyageurs Cup is there for the taking at BMO
Field Wednesday night.Â
The two clubs square off in the second leg of the Canadian championship final (8 p.m., Rogers
Sportsnet), with one earning domestic bragging rights and a place in this summer's CONCACAF
Champions League.
The Winter and his discontentMake no mistake, Wednesday evening's victory over
Montreal was a much needed breathe of fresh air for Toronto FC and their long-suffering supporters.
Beyond the win and progression to the Canadian Championship finals, simply being entertained and
having a bit of the old "BMO Field atmosphere" return was nice.
Keeping the memory of Raivis Hscanovics alive since 2010TORONTO VS. D.C.
UNITED 　 BMO FIELD - SATURDAY 4PM ET TV: SPORTSNET ONTARIO-----RADIO: THE FAN 590
　 THE KICKABOUT:
No matter the result, this one practically writes itself.
After three consecutive years of finishing as runner-up to Toronto FC in the Canadian
championship, 2012 could finally be the Vancouver Whitecaps' year to claim the Voyageurs Cup.
Considering Toronto FC's struggles and Vancouver's rise to respectability after a trying MLS
expansion season, the Whitecaps are the favorites entering this year's Canadian championship, which
commences Wednesday night.
John Nyen proves again it's not who you know, it's what you don't
Encino Man heads' to Nyen's Den this weekend: Burnside
You are sitting at home, watching a movie and that soft talking part comes on the
television.
The male or female speaker gently whispers into your ear the dulcet tones of any inane speech,
but that soft tone and pattern gives your brain the jollies.
It seems like yesterday. Well the record does.TORONTO VS
CHICAGO 　 BMO FIELD - SATURDAY 3:30PM ET TV: TSN2 RADIO: THE FAN 590
　 THE KICKABOUT:
Every TFC supporter remembers it.
If Toronto FC is to figure out a remedy for their defensive problems, Wednesday night would be
an ideal time to do so.
TFC, Major League Soccer's last hope in the CONCACAF Champions League, welcomes red-hot Herculez
Gomez and in-form Santos Laguna to BMO Field Wednesday night for the opening match of their CCL
semifinal match (8 p.
Major League Soccer released the 2012 Reserves League Schedule today. The league is still
divided up into 3 divisions with the Chicago Fire playing in the Central/Mountain Division. As in
2011, the league will only consist of 10 games but Chicago Fire Reserves can set up other
exhibition games if they want to.
The 2012 MLS Reserve League schedule was released today by the league. The Philadelphia Union's
squad is in the division's Eastern Conference, which consists of Columbus Crew, D.C. United,
Montreal Impact, New England Revolution, New York Red Bulls, Toronto FC.
Below is the Union specific schedule for this season (only one game is currently to be
determined, all home games are set to be played at Chester Park).
"Goodbye pal... And yeah, He's cool."PLAYERS CUT, PUNS TO GO
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A sad day for four young men as Toronto FC made their first four cuts of pre-season today. Sadder
still is the effect it will have on blogs as some quality nicknames will forever go stale in
Toronto.
'Executive Hawk Class' - Almaty to Toronto in 37 Hours TORONTO VS. CHICAGO 　 BMO FIELD - WEDENSDAY 7PM ET TV: TSN 　 While the good majority of Toronto-area football fans are still mostly interested in the qualifying quest of the Canadian National Team, those other boys in red - your Toronto Eff Cees - are back at BMO Field.
Disclaimer: Graphics and information for today's match preview have been provided by the
detail-oriented London Olympic Committee's (LOGOC) production team... Please welcome our Texan opponents! TORONTO VS. HOUSTON 　 BMO FIELD - SATURDAY 4:30 PM ET TV: GOL TV ----RADIO: THE FAN 590
　 THE KICKABOUT:
Much has changed since these two clubs last met.
Are either of you a "fox in the box"?TORONTO VS. COLORADO 　 BMO FIELD - WEDNESDAY 7PM ET TV: SPORTSNET ONTARIO/ONE ----RADIO: THE FAN 590
　 THE KICKABOUT:
It's entirely up to you whether you choose to blame the current management team, the previous one
or whatever Pagans used to sacrifice virgins on the site of BMO Field.
TORONTO VS. VANCOUVER　 BMO FIELD - WEDNESDAY 7PM ET TV: TSN ----RADIO: THE FAN 590
　 We at The Yorkies are nothing if not media trend watchers and literary insiders and would be
blind not to notice the impact of "mommy porn" faux-rotica sensation "50 Shades of Grey".
Sorry Gold Coast, it had to be done. Mate. TORONTO VS. NEW ENGLAND 　 BMO FIELD - SATURDAY 5:30PM ET TV: GOL TV ----RADIO: THE FAN 590
　 THE KICKABOUT:
Perhaps this is the persona that TFC has been lacking for so long.
Danny Callif's button went unclaimedTORONTO VS. PHILADELPHIA 　 BMO FIELD - SATURDAY 4:30PM ET TV: SPORTSNET ONE
　 THE KICKABOUT:
Okay. Is THIS the real "new beginning"?
Can't we all get along? Oh and...Ariba!TORONTO VS. CHIVAS USA 　 BMO FIELD - SATURDAY 4:30PM ET TV: GOL TV
　 THE KICKABOUT:
Outside of Rick Martel and Tito Santana's 80's wrestling tag-team "Strike Force" uniting both sets
of fans - these two teams have about as little to do with each other as any in MLS.
"Crue don't like us... we don't care" TORONTO VS. COLUMBUS
　 BMO FIELD - SATURDAY 2PM ET TV: TSN
　 THE KICKABOUT:
The derby we have always referred to as "The New Soft" (opposite of "Old Firm") suddenly seems
softer.
Finally, an answer for TFC's defence TORONTO VS. SAN JOSE 　 BMO FIELD - SATURDAY 1PM ET TV: TSN
　 THE KICKABOUT:
"SIXual Healing" makes its home debut on Saturday as The Reds return to BMO Field for the first
time in 2012.
To celebrate our humble milestone of passing 200,000 hits to this little playground of football
malarkey, we thought we'd have a little sing-a-long. While we often share some chants with you on
here, today's is a bit special.
　
While we don't like to toot our own horn (TOOT!), today we take a look at the new BMO Field South
Stand song sensation - Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody".
"What do you mean 'no one knows the theme song'?"
From the band who brought you the South Stand's first full-length version of Queen's Bohemian
Rhapsody (well most of the words at least)... it's time for another sing-along! It's been a
while since we've had a midweek hymn sheet, but hey.
Suarez Soolsma in da house!
Welcome to our newest regular feature "Chants on Goal" where we bring our Yorkies' flavour to TFC
terrace songs and chants. We're not trying to reinvent the BMO Field choir-wheel but giving you a
few of our ridiculous favourite "hits" for you to enjoy and, if you feel the musical urge, bring
them to your corner of the stadium.
On June 3, the U.S. Men's National Team will be making its first trek North of the Border in over a
decade as they travel to Toronto's BMO Field to take on Canada in an international Friendly.
The United States will play Canada on June 3rd at Toronto's BMO Field (7pm ET - NBC Sports
Network), the US Soccer Federation announced on Thursday. The game will be part of the Canadian
Soccer Association's 100th anniversary. "First of all, we are honored to be chosen to be part of
Canada's Centenary Celebration," US National Team coach Jurgen Klinsmann said.
