This week's little saucepot is sultry Kelly from Kent. Kelly has appeared on Broadway and loves nothing more then watching her beloved Man United play. She's also massive McFly fan, yes, she really is!

Photography by Bliss Photography

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Sheffield United striker Darius Henderson, who is twenty-seven, is dating Ana Obregon, a Spanish actress in her mid-fifties.

Ana's recently gone public about the relationship, admitting they share a "special friendship".

She says theirs is a romance based on non-knowledge: she didn't realise he was a young footie player with the Blades and he didn't realise she was a former actress turned cougar.

Call me sentimental but this video on Foroche TV of Valencia's 2-1 victory over Espanyol in 2002 at the Mestalla pulled out lots of Valencia CF sentimentality and emotion.

For the ones that lived through it, what a game! For the ones who came to the club a bit later, watch and imagine what it was like .

It's been a fairly rich month or so of transfer gossip and actual business getting done, so let's make a brief summary of who's going where and why. I mentioned earlier in this post that Pranjic is Munich bound and it's only the medical exam routine that's keeping him away from all that German beer bliss.

Sheffield United striker Darius Henderson, who is twenty-seven, is dating Ana Obregon, a Spanish actress in her mid-fifties.

Ana's recently gone public about the relationship, admitting they share a "special friendship".

She says theirs is a romance based on non-knowledge: she didn't realise he was a young footie player with the Blades and he didn't realise she was a former actress turned cougar.

Two straight weeks of bliss for FC Dallas ended in a Columbus Crew defensive swarm Saturday night in Columbus as a 10th minute header from Chad Marshall and an 87th minute sealer from Eddie Gaven led the Crew to a 2-0 victory.

Hello to all of you reading this on a Sunday or Monday or maybe even 3 years time when you are caught reminiscing about this game making it 20 games unbeaten against Spurs.

Like the title says, 11 seconds, that is all it took for Spurs to crumble and fall to the knees (literally when Cesc went past half of the Spurs team for his goal).

Lock, Stock and Two Freaking Crossbars. That there's a thin line between bliss and agony we were once again convinced on Saturday, when in the dying seconds of what was a fairly even contest we managed to hit woodwork twice. In. The. Same. Freaking. Spot. If only one of those made it into the back of the net, today we'd be reading about a magnificent fightback starring "The Bilic Boys".

According to thecrew.com Noonan is traded to Colorado in exchange for some Allocation money and draft pick. Thanks Pat for the 10 months you were here. Now the real question......who will fill in his spot? Did Bliss's recent trip to Ghana spark something? Will it be another Argentinian? I guess we have to wait and see.

Man, I just finished my Zhirkov. Pure bliss.

Anyway, the man with one brilliant last name has finally, officially, joined Chelsea. Yuri Zhirkov, aka the Russian Ronaldinho, comes to Stamford Bridge from CSKA Moscow for a fairly hefty £18 million. Zhirkov inked a three-year contract, supposedly with an option for two more years.

Ah bliss! Great result last night wasn't it? Back to winning ways and how!Four goals scored and none conceded a great nights work by all concerned.Everyone played really well, Gerrard and Johnson in particular.After the lows of the defeat, again, by Spurs its back to the highs of an exhilarating victory against Stoke, the team we could only draw twice against last season which probably cost us the title, revenge is sweet.

Firstly I want to apologise for the lack of posts over the last month or so. I have had a very busy summer and I have had some health issues to deal with as well.

I am now back fully in the swing of things and this time of year I am doubly focused on soccer. The English Premier League has recently kicked off and alongside that, my college soccer team reported for pre season training yesterday and we had our first practices today.

Showing off our link-up play Viral bliss as US soccer kids get goal celebration coaching. [VWJrMasters] Guess who's first in line to buy a life-size Cristiano Ronaldo poster. [Dirty Tackle] Every seat is a good seat in these stadiums. [The Best Eleven] Uefa to charge Joey Barton for simulating a professional footballer.

It is midnight. My bag for the day is packed. Replica kit and scarf are carefully folded. Mobile is charged. Sandwiches for the twelve hour return coach trip are prepared. I am ready.
In just under seven hours I will be boarding Supporters Coach Number 2 outside a pub on the Radstock roundabout.

Firstly I want to apologise for the lack of posts over the last month or so. I have had a very busy summer and I have had some health issues to deal with as well.

I am now back fully in the swing of things and this time of year I am doubly focused on soccer. The English Premier League has recently kicked off and alongside that, my college soccer team reported for pre season training yesterday and we had our first practices today.

So I'm a couple of glasses in (Cabernet) but the Loko performance tonight was sublime. Marc, Jon, Ronny, Chris A, Chris Re, Chris Ro, Mike K, Mike M, Nick Esp and Benny D and me did the magic tonight. 2-0 and all about the commitment and the toil.
It was truly hairy chested footie, boiled down, essence like.

Episode 46: "No, We're Not Swordfighting"
Host: Scott
Panel: Zach, Brian, Erin Dutka
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This episode was supposed to be the first ever "All Lovely Lady" panel but like most of the best laid plans, they tend to come crashing down around you.

Supporters of various national teams across the globe are already packing their bags, updating their passports & booking flights to South Africa for next Summer's World Cup Finals. With their beloved nation's automatic qualification secure, they've only the stress-free decision of which player's replica kit their going to wear during their teams opening match left to decide.

So I'm a couple of glasses in (Cabernet) but the Loko performance tonight was sublime. Marc, Jon, Ronny, Chris A, Chris Re, Chris Ro, Mike K, Mike M, Nick Esp and Benny D and me did the magic tonight. 2-0 and all about the commitment and the toil.
It was truly hairy chested footie, boiled down, essence like.