Welcome to our weekly Monday Blind Items, where our hardworking sources put forward a (mysterious) football puzzle for you to guess! Here's one that has still remained unsolved, with more hints. Can you guess who we're talking about?

This rather charming football personality (he's no longer playing, by the way) enjoys the Moet & Chandon bottle of premium champagne in his hotel room more than going out to social events, where he's likely to be mobbed.