AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:
1. BALL -- COME BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!! COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH IF MY LEG
STOPS WORKING FROM BENDING LIKE THIS I'M GOING TO USE IT TO BEAT THE CRUD OUT OF RODRIGO PALACIO'S
CAR!
Here's a cute little kid kicking the ball around a park, probably pretending he's Gareth Barry.
His mother decides to play with him and- sweet Moses! For some reason she hauls off and blasts the
ball right into her son's face from just a few inches away. Why does she kick it that hard?! His
jaunty hat pops right off!
By Chris Wright
This is from a week or so ago but, tardy as it be, it's definitely worthy of a belated shufty if
you, like us, missed it at the time.
With the ball coming down from the ether from a looping corner, Catania left-back Giovanni
Marchese sets himself and blasts a peach of a volley past Novara 'keeper Samir Ujkani to score his
side's second goal in their 3-1 victory.
Liverpool striker Luis Suarez was cutting an increasingly frustrated figure during the first-half
of his side's match against Manchester United this lunchtime. After his refusal to shake Evra's
hand before kick-off, Suarez was jeered throughout the first-half. He then showed his frustration
very publicly when he felt he should have had a free-kick when through [.
