Slowly it seems more insights are coming to light on the now famous "I am sad & wish to leave"
episode between CRISTIANO RONALDO & REAL MADRID CF. Real Madrid suspects the interference of a
third party, another Football Club with enough economic power to "fill with birds" the head of CR7.
Cristiano Ronaldo Apart from the already multiple written up reasons, this last is being
investigated as
I'm Ronaldo. Barry Ronaldo. Cristiano Ronaldo's identical twin brother. Since everybody always
thinks I'm him, sometimes Cristiano lets me take his place and pretend to be him. You probably
think that sounds like fun, but it's not because everything always goes wrong for me. For example,
my leg falls asleep every time I use my iPhone and I think I'm developing an allergy to all
birds.
Date: Saturday, 4th August Venue: Kyocera Stadium, the Hague. Kick off: 5.00pm local time, 4pm UK
time UK TV: None. Hello, good afternoon and welcome to our latest "match banter" feature. This
match will see more birds in combat as the Magpies of Newcastle clash with the Dutch Storks of ADO
Den Haag at their [.
Venue: The Hawthorns, West Bromwich. Date: Sunday, 25th March, 2012. Kick-Off: 4pm (Sky TV).
Referee: Chris Foy (Scouser). Well, it's another battle of the birds this week. With the Canaries
cruelly crushed by the Magpies last week, this week we find ourselves trying to throttle the
"Throstles" of West Bromwich in their own Hawthorns nest.
Good evening Geordies and welcome to our latest "match banter" feature for this evenong's game,
which will be yet another battle of the birds. First it was Magpies v Canaries, then Magpies v
Swans, and now the Mags find themselves battling the Throstles of West Bromwich Albion for a juicy
three point worm.
Great Britain's Welsh captain Ryan Giggs hopes fans do not hiss the British interior vocal when the
squad plays its critical Group A jibe against Uruguay in Cardiff, Wales on Wednesday.
By now you have probably heard of the tenuous attempt to link Aaron Ramsey's occasional
goal-scoring to several notable deaths that have happened in the days that followed. Osama Bin
Laden, Steve Jobs, Muammar Gaddafi and, most recently, Whitney Houston have all coincidentally died
in the days after a Ramsey goal for Arsenal (his goals for Wales apparently do not have fatal
powers).
A Taiwanese news station has responded to the revealing of the Ryan Giggs super-injunction in
interesting fashion, mocking up a cartoon of exactly what went on. 1. Is that really the new United
shirt sponsor? 2. Why is Guy Fawkes on Twitter? 3. Did you know that Ryan Giggs allowed birds to
excrement on him?
A Taiwanese news station has responded to the revealing of the Ryan Giggs super-injunction in
interesting fashion, mocking up a cartoon of exactly what went on. 1. Is that really the new United
shirt sponsor? 2. Why is Guy Fawkes on Twitter? 3. Did you know that Ryan Giggs allowed birds to
excrement on him?
The training session today for the U.S. WNT consisted of a 90-minute closed-door scrimmage vs.
China as the team winds down its training camp in Princeton, N.J. Of course, the two teams will
meet for real on May 27 at PPL Park in Chester, Pa., and with more than 15,300 tickets now sold for
that match, it should be a rocking atmosphere.
Italy, oh Italy! The world's eyes are fixated on their fallen president and wacky owner of AC
Milan today... Botox Berlusconi! Well, everyone except the Azzurri of
course, where it was 'Business as Usual' with medical checks at the team's training camp in
Florence yesterday.
Image Credit: MIGUEL RIOPA/AFP/Getty Images, parentfail.com.
We're guessing that, since we've done this twice now, it's pointless for us to deny that most of
working days are spent surfing the internet for images of cute fluffy animals and birds to
'hilariously' match with our favourite 'ballers?
En la Universidad UNCA en Estados Unidos hay futboleros que se divierten de lo lindo, ayer te
presentaba que jugaban Angry Birds al estilo futbolero, hoy te traigo como Lassi Hurskainen el
super portero finlandes salva a la Navidad vs El Grinch.
No se que te parezcan estos videos pero a mi por lo menos se me han hecho divertidos,eso si sin el
frances Remi Galliard esto no seria posible.
Hay comerciales que imitan a los mejores como Rafael Marquez dejando en evidencia ser una copia del
bromista frances Reimi Galliard.
Pues hay quienes de algo ya hecho le dan un pequeño giro como Lassi Hurskainen y sus Angry Birds
de futbol soccer, por lo menos se ve que realmente se estan divirtiendo.
Lassi's back, and this time the production values are higher than ever as he and his UNC
Asheville teammate Dan Jackson set about saving Christmas from the evil clutches of David de
Grinch...
We've featured a couple of tricky-dicky UNC Asheville ‘keeper Lassi Hurskainen on Pies before,
and you'll be glad to know that the fripperous freestyler has finally gotten around to cobbling
together his third showreel which is based around an 'Angry Birds' theme (you know, that infernal
iPhone game) for some reason.
It's a beautiful day today, isn't it? The sun is out, the birds are chirping....ok so there are
no birds. And it's pretty damn cold right now. Who cares? We just won an FA Cup tie and we're back
to winning ways. On top of that, we're scoring plenty of goals, just as Bergkamp intended. Shall we
make it 3 trips to Wembley this season?
DDDWDDLWLLDDLLWL No, this isn't the code to unlock the hidden levels on Angry Birds. It's Arsenal
record in the league after their Carling Cup Final collapse in February against Birmingham City.
The wins for Arsenal came against Blackpool,...
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When you're having a discussion mid match as to whether the skittish birds circling and swooping
at the Grove are plovers or wagtails, you can safely assume that the fayre being served up on the
pitch does not match the tucker promised on the menu.
Contenders or pretenders? On Wednesday night's evidence we are frankly none the wiser.
1. This was distinctly the Capital Swan Cup Final. The ginormous Wembley pitch and Swansea's passing game did for Bradford. 2. In the battle of the birds, the Swans were unsurprisingly more powerful than the Bantams. Perhaps Bradford will consider becoming the Ostriches ahead of any future Wembley exploits.
With transfer deadline approaching fast this Friday, Gareth Johnson givesÂ
THFC1882 his unique and funny viewpoint of who the likely
candidates are to leave and how he would approach the job:
Their Words "Alain gave me a great ball, and in practice yesterday I killed some birds, but tonight
it was a good goal." Vancouver's Eric Hassli. Other Sources Berhalter's American revolution - from
MLSsoccer.com's Greg Seltzer: "we're focusing on the next game." Seeing red sparks Crew on offense
- from The Columbus Dispatch's Adam Jardy: Reinforcements are on the way, however.
Remix! In a sense, anyway. Those of you who have been with us since the pre-season will remember
that a similar interview occurred between ourselves and The Goat Parade for the pre-season
tournament match against Chivas USA. As such, today's preview interview will be a bit shorter than
what we're used to given that not a lot has changed between now and then.
Remember me? I am Zlatan. The only player too great for you to tame. I see your head is still so
afraid of me that it refuses to grow hair. That's unfortunate. For you.
I enjoy being the bearer of bad news, so here it is: The Champions League draw has once again
dropped your Zlatanless gaggle of elves into my path of triumph and destruction.
Lassi Hurskainen is basically the American collegiate non-funny soccer-only version of Remi
Gaillard. So when it comes to matching YouTube views with the master, a gimmick is required. Enter
Angry Birds. Now the question is...
To be honest, we haven't found an addiction to Angry Birds has exactly helped us with
productivity around the office, but it's good to see that the pesky app has it's creative uses.
Using just a cuddly green pig, a football and some rather nifty skillz, UNC Asheville 'keepers
Lassi Hurskainen and Dan Jackson perform their own version of the pig murdering pastime.
Feathered football hooligans Chickens released at Blackburn's defeat to Stoke were locked-up in a
police cell at the ground until after the match. The birds were given free range status by Rovers
fans protesting against their Indian poultry form owners Venky's. But they were soon back in
confined conditions after being placed under arrest!
