The Beauty: Melina Pitra like many of the WAGs we have profiled here @ STO is from Argentina. While she is not actually one of the top Argentine WAGs (or even one of the hottest), she is on this list for one simple reason. The player she shagged has the most appropriate name ever at least judging by the picture at left.

In life there are only a handful of things that are certain. You will watch Big Brother. It will irritate you. MPs will lie through their back teeth (and their front ones). Summer does make girls more attractive. And makes you feel less so. People who ring in radio stations with traffic updates are idiots.

Kickettes, if you're in a man-shopping sort of mood, we are please to bring you two new additions on the singles market:

Tottenham's Carlo Cudicini and Athletic de Bilbao's Aitor Ocio. Both are now available for your stalking/harassing/dating pleasure.

Carlo Cudicini and Alessia Marcuzzi in 2003

Carlo's long-term relationship with model/Italian Big Brother presenter, Alessia Marcuzzi is dunzo.

Duric - 人在江湖,身不由己? (whose existence in the team beyond his control?)
A colleague of me (whom I call him "阿兄"- "Big Brother" in Teochew dialect) offered a different perspective on the current state of the national team a few days ago.
"We need a complete overhaul of the system.

Slap on a facemask, stock up on tamiflu and come this way for an all coughing, all sniffling preview of the 6th round of the Tippeliga..

Saturday

Aalesund (5th) - Molde (2nd)

One of the fiercest rivalries in the league, this encounter has been given some extra gloss because of the fact that both teams are riding uncharacteristically high in the table.

Poor Dani Alves. He arrived one minute late for training yesterday - and faces a fine by the club. Other guilty offenders included Gudjohnsen, Xavi, Eto'o, Messi and Toure. Oh come on, they wanted to watch reruns of Big Brother to celebrate Copa del Ray!

Over the last 8 weeks we've all watched the gorgeous Sophie Reade light up our screens on Big Brother 10. With the program coming to a conclusion tonight our lovely Soph is red hot favourite to win.

Good luck Soph and come back for another shoot very soon.

Name

Sophie Reade

Age

19

Location

Chesire

Occupation

Glamour model, Daily Star page 3 girl

Supports

Liverpool

Fav player

Fernando Torres of course

Fav film

Fight Club

You've just gotta love Tyler Duden

Fav band

Anthing I can shake my ass to

Finest hour

Appearing in the Daily Star and winning a show jumping competition

Ambition

To appear in Playboy and be crowned Miss UK Football 2009!

Kickettes, if you're in a man-shopping sort of mood, we are please to bring you two new additions on the singles market:

Tottenham's Carlo Cudicini and Athletic de Bilbao's Aitor Ocio. Both are now available for your stalking/harassing/dating pleasure.

Carlo Cudicini and Alessia Marcuzzi in 2003

Carlo's long-term relationship with model/Italian Big Brother presenter, Alessia Marcuzzi is dunzo.

Guus Hiddink seems to be making a bit of a meal leaving Chelsea. He says he will be back and forth to support the club.

"Unofficially, I will keep my connection with the club," he said as he prepared for tomorrow's game at home to Blackburn Rovers. "By supporting them, by coming to visit every now and then.

The second round of the Norwegian cup was so staggeringly uneventful and dull that we here at NFN elected to ignore it altogether. However, with an epic shootout in the South, a local derby in the Southwest and rampant minnows up North, the third round was an entirely different kettle of fish...

We start up North with the upset that wasn't really an upset.

English Premier League club Manchester City has signed a long-term partnership with Endemol Sport, a division of the TV production company Endemol - famous for producing the globe-spanning Big Brother programme.
Endemol Sport will be tasked with developing schemes to use television to build City's brand throughout the world, as well as relaunching the club website, which will be available in English and Arabic.

A home game against IFK Göteborg represents one of the most anticipated and prestigious matches of the year. Even on a bad year this game is at the very least a good old-fashioned hate match. This year, both teams are involved in the very top contention of Allsvenskan and 2009 must be considered an extremely good year for AIK to beat the Geat.

These days we're finding it hard to be totally thighjective, Kickettes.

So, to keep your life thighly entertaining, we've switched up the format a tad. Gawking and salivating are still welcomed and definitely encouraged. However, please let's do our best to keep all of the "Um, like OMG, he totally ran train through all of ITV/C4's reality stars" comments to ourselves.

strong>A couple of apologies first. One for introducing Marcus Bentley's dulcet Big Brother tone into your head and secondly for perhaps once again putting the cat amongst the pigeons on a sensitive and potentially divisive topic. The topic? Well it's the topic of whether or not you're doing your duty by Newcastle United in attending [.

The Cleveland City Stars are no more. I'd heard rumors that they might move back down to USL-2, but for some reason the league decided to pull the plug:

After months of negotiation and meetings, and in the midst of the conclusion of our sale, the USL decided to terminate our franchise just prior to Thanksgiving.

I think negotiations for the new CBA (Collective Bargaining Agreement) for the MLS Players Union so far can be summed up like this: Union: We want better contracts. Owners: No. Union: Please? Owners: No. Union: Pretty please? Owners: No. Union: Fine. We'll go get our big brother FIFPro. Owners: Fine.

For some people, the end of the football season in years that end with odd numbers means a return to the real world. For two and a half months they become normal people, spending time with family and friends, allowing their sofas and their wallets to recover from the arduous few months that have just passed and giving every impression of being normal, well-rounded human beings.

Well Saturday couldn't have gone any better, could it! A four goal win away from home, six wins out of six, our nearest rivals drawing and a seven point lead going into a home game against the bottom team in the group.

Not the time to get complacent though, even though the facts are overwhelming: Andorra have only ever picked up a point away from home in the World Cup qualifiers (against Macedonia in 2005) and have never won an away game.

Ontem assistimos ao esplendor da vida e do espectáculo com a apresentação de Cristiano Ronaldo. Neste preciso momento assistimos despedida de Michael Jackson. Menos de vinte e quatro horas separaram os dois acontecimentos escala mundial. O mundo, os acontecimentos, a nossa vida, diz cada vez menos a cada um de nós, ao nosso país, aos nossos amigos, para se tornar em algo que nos ultrapassa e que é cada vez mais colectivo e usado globalmente através da comunicação.

When Ahmed Hassan wheeled away to celebrate scoring a 92nd minute equalizer against Trinidad and Tobago, Bahrain believed they were on their way to the 2006 World Cup. Colombian ref Oscar Julian Ruiz Acost had other ideas. The goal was of the Best Banks variety. The sort of goal no one wants to see disallowed, especially when the forward's cheekiness is executed with such fine precision.

These days we're finding it hard to be totally thighjective, Kickettes.

So, to keep your life thighly entertaining, we've switched up the format a tad. Gawking and salivating are still welcomed and definitely encouraged. However, please let's do our best to keep all of the "Um, like OMG, he totally ran train through all of ITV/C4's reality stars" comments to ourselves.

Chelsea forward Salomon Kalou and Abdoulaye Meite were both in the Ivory Coast squad to face Germany in Wednesday's international friendly (2-2 draw). Neither was available for Saturday's World Cup qualifiying win over Guinea after the two went all hyphy on each other in training. The two have since made up (awww).

Haven't given much coverage to the SEA Games in Lao recently. It would have been nice to have gone there and covered it but I didn't and it ain't been shown locally as far as I'm aware.
Any old hows Andy is there for the duration and is doing a great job on his blog but he's heading home now the Cambodian interest has ended.

There is no hiding from it. And thanks to Pim and the World lure and an expected fan favourite exidus, it could get worse.
Currently there is no evidence that the FFA is preparing to ride the 2010 World wave next season.
So far most clubs are in financial trouble and struggling to attract viable fan numbers to games.