Admiral Capello strides onto the bridge. "Status report, Lieutenant Rooney!" he
shouts.
Rooney is grim. "The Croatians have boarded the ship, Sir," he says. "They've already scored
two goals."
"I see," says Capello. He turns to his chief defensive officer.
Colorado Rapids striker Omar Cummings puts a bicycle kick on goal in the second half of the
team's 1-0 victory over Toronto FC on Saturday. (photos by Tom
Auclair/ColoradoSoccerNow.com)
Colorado striker Conor Casey wasn't supposed to be at Dick's Sporting Goods Park on Saturday
night.
Both Manchester clubs picked up deserved wins on Saturday as they squared off against two of
London's biggest clubs. Manchester City taught Arsenal a lesson at The City of Manchester Stadium
in a 4-2 thrashing as Manchester United enjoyed the best of times at White Hart Lane in a 3-1 win
against Tottenham.
"owww!"
Wasn't expecting that. Not at all. Well. Ok, maybe from watching the game you could argue that
after Defoe took his goal with a bicycle kick, (something that would cause the majority of Spurs
fans to erupt in one way or another); the fact that Berbatov had obviously dived to gain the free
kick that Giggs slotted home was a trifle unfair.
Wayne Rooney
GAH! I hate getting subbed off! ... Meat. ... It's like, why? Just why would you ever do that?
... Meat. ... If I had stayed in the game, I would have done this awesome bicycle kick that
would've been, like, BA-BLAMMM! and the ball would have exploded and the goalkeeper would've
crapped his pants.
