So 2011 is upon us. And with ominous trumpets and bad violins, BigFourZa start this decade with the second part of our Annual Football Awards or Fourzys. You can relive the horror of Part One if you wish, or else continue to Part Two.

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The 'Not That Kind Of Player' Award- Joey Barton

This award is given to players who masterfully imitate a rabid dog foaming at the mouth without the pundits catching on to it.