Well, kind of Among the more bizarre moments of this weekend's Glastonbury festival, nay of any Glastonbury festival, was Wayne Rooney's ugly mug being beamed onto the pyramid as part of the video accompanied Beyonce's performance of Halo. While the superstar singer belted out her hit, the Manchester United striker loomed large behind her.

By Chris Wright

To be frank, I couldn't bear to watch Tina Turner drag act Beyonce yodel her way through her set at Glastonbury yesterday evening, so if anyone has any information as to why Wayne Rooney's giant fuzzy red noggin showed up on the big screens behind her then please, do tell.

Grappling with groundsheets. Does Manuel pass the Kickette Festival Challenge? Image: Getty Images/Daylife.

We must confess, we still haven't got over the full horror that was the recent spate of fash fails and foolhardy fangirling from our Footballers & Festivals post. We might make out that we're pretentious souls who avoid mud like it's the plague, but some of our number rather enjoy getting their glamp on.

Tom, Chris, Jamie, Ben, Andy Barcelona. And Lyon. A minor crisis at EFW Towers this week. After penning part one of this epic two-part series whereby five lads set out to conquer Europe in a car named Beyonce, or was it Emile? Anyway, Jamie Cutteridge was lured away by a multi-pound deal with Jonathan Wilson's new production The Blizzard (everybody is talking about it).

Alan Shearer, Beyonce and Lille We like the cut of Jamie Cutteridge's jib here at European Football Weekends. So when he offered to write on his recent road trip to France and Spain; we ran the hoover over the red carpet and rolled it out for him.... All good stories begin with a hope, a dream, a vision.

Right about now I imagine Beyonce's "Upgrade You" is on blast at the FOX Soccer offices as news just broke of their new-look Soccer Night in America thingy that drops on Friday night. From the photos and videos it looks and feels more like FOX's NFL and MLB broadcasts. So long as it doesn't have the damn breakdancing robots I'm sure we'll all be fine.

Wow, amazing what Twitter will get itself worked up about. Seems as though Zane Lowe was honest about his opinions about an act on the BBC's Glastonbury coverage, in this case Beyonce. He said he didn't see her set so didn't comment. What's wrong with that?
Throughout the coverage I was wondering just what you'd have to do to get anything other than the gushing, sycophantic stream of hyperbole ("Just.

Wow, amazing what Twitter will get itself worked up about. Seems as though Zane Lowe was honest about his opinions about an act on the BBC's Glastonbury coverage, in this case Beyonce. He said he didn't see her set so didn't comment. What's wrong with that?
Throughout the coverage I was wondering just what you'd have to do to get anything other than the gushing, sycophantic stream of hyperbole ("Just.

Yes, sir, Bob can boogie An early contender for strangest video of the season comes in the form of this footage of Sir Bobby Charlton dancing to a Beyonce track at a charity event. The Manchester United legend and World Cup winner, now aged 73, showed off his moves as he joined in with a [...]

So yeah, last night was Fashion's Night Out. If you are man enough not to know what that is it's basically the fashion industry's version of a single-night South By Southwest. Everyone has a party with free booze and bands you've never heard of hosted by someone you have.
Unfortunately I was at the Lord & Taylor event watching Beyonce's sister DJ (please don't ask why) and missed the Dolce & Gabbana event that I wasn't invited to that featured TiTi co-hosting alongside Justin Beiber, and Tyson Beckford.

Twitter and social media in general are basically killing everything once decent. And if anything is going to kill Sir Alex Ferguson, it would seem the former is going to take responsibility.

Wayne's absence at the Britannia being kept tightly under wraps because hell, it's a cold and wet night in Stoke was outed the night before by his wife on the Twitter.

Add this one to the list of things you never expected to see. Ever.

After you're done admiring a certain pregnant woman's thickness, fast forward to 2:16 and check for a rather familiar blue top amongst the crowd on the porch. Carefree, bitches.

Sidenote aka shameless promotion: Shout out to J.