Well hello there.
I see you've caught me introducing an interview I did with Manchester United's official website.
These are some of my words floating next to my head, but you're probably too distracted by my
widow's peak and my intoxicating, Simon Cowell-like scent to see them. ...
Dimitar Berbatov is leaving United this summer but insists he would never behave like Carlos
Tevez has since leaving the club.
"Tevez did it out of spite," Berbatov told BG TV. "But I wouldn't do
something like that. I had the opportunity to sign for City but I chose United.
Mid-stride side-eye was the name of Berba's game in the airport earlier today ahead of Manchester
United's battle with Newcastle at St James' Park.
Dimitar Berbatov, who was the Premier League's top scorer last season, has barely got a game
this season, with Wayne Rooney, Danny Welbeck and Javier Hernandez all head of him in pecking
order.
Despite this, he's scored 7 goals in the 10 appearances he's made in the league and is waiting
for his opportunity to score more.
Dimitar Berbatov's agent, Emil Danchev, has confirmed today that the player will be leaving the
club in the summer, as everyone thought. Berbatov hasn't even made the bench in recent matches and
his agent has claimed the player doesn't feel comfortable getting paid for nothing.
"Mitko appreciates the money but that was always secondary to him, he just wants to
play," he said.
A dinosaur?
Nary a peep.
That's what will happen.
As another Premiership campaign bullets down the stretch and Manchester United goes ahead by a
few horse lengths, so dribbles to closure the likely Premiership career of a peculiar one, Dimitar
Berbatov.
It's almost an incredulous that a player who was last year's co-Golden Boot winner 20 in the
Premiership last year to share the title with the one and only Carlos Tevez has become such an
afterthought both by his manager and by the ravenous English press.
Dimitar Berbatov has today spoken about his time at Manchester United coming to an end. After
being the league's top scorer last season, the Bulgarian striker has hardly had a look in. The
31-year-old will leave United this summer but insists he's achieved his goal by playing for us.
"I rejected City's offer to play in the best club in the world," Berbatov told BG
TV.