United travel to White Hart Lane on Saturday in a top of the table Premier League clash. Spurs
have won their first four games in a row but United can bring them crashing back to reality if they
manage to take all three points in London. These two sides usually produce some decent encounters
and I for one am hoping for more of the same this weekend.
Before beginning the gruesome business of the post-mortem I think it's worth doffing my cap
towards Man Utd – they were a quality act yesterday. I demonstrated in my preview that
mathematics is hardly the academic subject of choice at AANP Towers, but nevertheless it really did
seem that being reduced to 10 men made them play as if they had 12.
Well hello there.
I see you've caught me talking about my exorcist uncle. Pretty cool, huh? Ha-HA! You know, he
taught The Berba how to do an exorcism. I could perform one on you, if you'd like. ... Well, fine,
I can still perform one even if you don't like. Ha-HA! Now, just stand there and continue to glare
at me with your hand on that can of mace in your purse.
Well hello there.
I see you've caught me being bored by you. Well, that and I mistakenly took 18 sleeping pills,
thinking they were "male enhancement" capsules. I do think it's mostly how boring you are that is
making my eyes go out of focus and my heart feel like it's stopped pumping blood entirely.
