There is talk from the Anfield Megastore that the club have instructed them to print up Number 7 shirts for an immenent signing today. Talksport radio reports that the name being linked with this is none other than David Beckham! Also at Liverpool, Matthew Upson has been spotted at their training ground for a medical David Bentley [.

As we missed the girl of the week last week we thought we'd give you an extra special treat in the form of the gorgeous Emma Fuller.

Emma is a massive Arsenal fan and once turned down David Bentley, top girl, who obviously has class as well as sexy looks!

If you would like to be our girl of the week then e-mail ukffgirls@ukfootballfinder.

Altidore sat with Goal.com for an exclusive interview and answered the Quick Kicks questions.
Dream Car: Bentley coupe, either white with black rims or black on black.

This is not the worst team in the Premier League. It is the least valuable. This team would incite the masses with talent, with name recognition and with expense. They would then fail pathetically. This team could be composed entirely of Newcastle players, but we thought we'd include a few others to keep things interesting.

Jessica Lawor (Stephen Ireland) parks up her (now) infamous customised Bentley in Cheshire. It was not a good car day: Jess got a parking ticket and hit the kerb resulting in a £5k fix it bill.

Dotting the 'i' If you were wondering about the difference between David Beckham and David Bentley, one makes faked virals about making bets to display their passing accuracy while the other does it for real. The story to go with this video is that Galaxy forward Alan Gordon bet Becks he couldn't put the ball through the [.

Chelsea players raked up a whopping £120,000 bill on booze while out celebrating a surprise birthday party for Salomon Kalou. Captain John Terry who organised the bash, footed half the bill plus £10,000 tip for the bar staff interestingly enough, Terry stayed sober all night and drove home in his Bentley.

Who should you trust?

The Three Stages of the Transfer Window Insanity!

There are alleged sightings of West Ham striker Carlton Cole at Liverpool's training ground (BBC Sport)

This is what makes the transfer deadline so damn amusing.

In the second part of the report of players who were threatening to make a move into the first team we look at Mark Randal, Jay Simpson and Harvard Nordveit.

Mark Randall

Randall was the one player who should have made the step up this season. He was on the fringes last season, but this season he was on the bench frequently in the early part of the season.

Speculation is rife with this one!

The Three Stages of the Transfer Window Insanity!

"David Bentley has gone to Liverpool on a one-year loan, heard from an inside source..." (BBC Sport)

Meanwhile, Rafael Benitez may have nothing in the coffers, but Rory Smith has now sent Liverpool fans into afternoon overdrive with this one: "Rumours abounding among agents that Liverpool could yet pull something out of the bag with a loan swoop it's deadline day, everything's a swoop for David Bentley, who won't, of course, be moving to Manchester City.

Like the Ferrerro Rocher Ambassador, we at AANP Towers are rather spoiling you today. Not only are we providing a hastily cobbled-together list of potential Lane departees, but we're also implementing the flawless, scientifically-proven Who-Would-Buy-Them guide to the standard of team they would attract, thereby ascertaining whether they're worth keeping.

So it's official. The new Tottenham kits have been unveiled, the home shirt being white with urine-like streaks of yellow across the chest. The away shirts are relatively inoffensive, but if the home kit were a player it would be David Bentley – trying too hard to look flash, when keeping it simple would do the trick.

It looks like Benitez has worked around the financial constraints imposed upon him to find his man to fill Liverpool's apparent need for a new center back, and he's not the Premier League manager adding (or trying to add) quality depth to his squad.

Meanwhile, Chelsea have finally managed to offload one of their surplus strikers, but are they trying to bring in a new one just as quickly?

MARTIN O'NEILL will end David Bentley's Spurs hell and take him to Aston Villa in the summer. The Tottenham winger has endured a torrid time since his £15million move from Blackburn last year. And his miserable season continued with a missed penalty in Spurs' Carling Cup final shootout defeat to Manchester United last weekend.

Veteran Birmingham City defender Stephen Carr has agreed a new deal. The right back came out of retirement in February 2009 and helped Blues in their return back to the top flight. Blues boss Alex McLeish had this to say, "We will make an attempt to keep Lee Bowyer and everything has been agreed with Carr.

The Belarus international Alexander Hleb may be able to end his Catalan nightmare. Barcelona midfielder Alexander Hleb is a transfer target for Aston Villa, according to Daily Star Sunday. The Belarus international has been enduring a tough time at Camp Nou, as first team opportunities are proving to be very elusive.

UPDATE: According to the Lancashire Evening Post, Tottenham boss Harry Redknapp is preparing an offer of David Bently + cash for Aston Villa winger Ashley Young. The deal would total around £25million.

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England international Shorey to Portsmouth

• Follow all the transfer deadline day dealings live as the clock ticks away [Telegraph]

• Aston Villa defender Nickey Shorey will be loaned to Pompey. The left back would have been pushed down the pecking order with Villa's capture of Stephen Warnock from Blackburn [Goal]

• Portsmouth wins one, but loses a bigger one.

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Harry Redknapp insists Spurs have no plans to let David Bentley and Roman Pavlyuchenko leave for knock-down prices when the transfer window reopens.

The Citizens will bid for the England international midfielder David Bentley if Mark Hughes is still manager at Eastlands at the end of the season. According to a report in the British tabloid The Sunday Mirror, Manchester City will move for Tottenham Hotspur midfielder David Bentley this summer should manager Mark Hughes remain at Eastlands.

The real world has rather inconveniently got in the way of things at AANP Towers in the last week or so, but it's proved fairly exquisite timing, as precious little has happened beyond some rather dubious rumour-mongering. Just to keep things ticking over here are a couple more lists, the last vestiges of 2008-09, beginning with Spurs' 10 Worst Mistakes of 2008-09.

The veteran striker Christian Vieri is being tipped for an English move, according to reports circulating in Italy. Premier League side Blackburn Rovers are being linked with former Milan, Inter, Juventus, Lazio and Atletico Madrid star Christian Vieri, according to La Gazzetta Dello Sport. The 36-year-old veteran striker rescinded his contract with Atalanta back in April, after [.

In his pursuit of a fresh start, Cristiano Ronaldo has officially listed his Bentley for sale. Of course, the drivers' seat would be on the wrong side of the car in Spain, and Ronaldo is being quite fair with the price - only about one week's wages!

The Bentley, with just 7,000 miles on it, is listed for sale at only £114,950.

'I've got a bad feeling about this...' 'Just smile Daveed, everything will be fine...' So David Bentley was thumped in the face as he sat in a restaurant. Not nice for the player and especially nasty for his heavily...

Chelsea's Salomon Kalou and his chicas exit Movida (back in May) looking smiley, happy and drunkey.

Watch David Beckham and Zinedine Zidane get a concrete pedicure at the Footprints Field launch.
More Becks news: he's still wearing Speedos and he's not impressed with Landon Donovan.

Big plans brewing in the north-east.

Sunderland are preparing a double raid on Tottenham for David Bentley and Michael Dawson.

Black Cats boss Steve Bruce will tempt Spurs chief Harry Redknapp into doing business with a £16million offer for the pair. And the Spurs gaffer will use that money to step up his pursuit of Chelsea's England ace Joe Cole.

Tottenham Hotspurs winger David Bentley has been charged with drink driving after smashing his car into a lamp-post on a dark country lane in Northaw, Herts at 3am last night. He was found one and a half times over the limit. Bentley released a statement on Spurs' website "I should like to apologise to my [.

Time is ticking away on the transfer window and after the Bentley announcement things have gone a little quiet as it seems (a late change of plan aside) that there will be no further arrivals at the club.
The two potential deals still up in the air are for Richard Dunne to Aston Villa and Martin Petrov to Tottenham with Sky Sports expecting the Dunne deal to be completed, but there appears no progress on the Petrov move as time is beginning to tick away.

I feel like Mr Pink after the dust settles in that brief, but oh-so-memorable shoot-out. I'll just tip-toe around the bloody mess, pick up the case full of loot and hot-foot it out of here.

The bloody mess is Bentley to Man City, Petrov the other way, David James splattered all over the place, and even Anton Ferdinand, sitting lifelessly on a chair minus an ear.

Where would Tottenham Hotspur's second XI finish in the Premier League? You be the judge. I've got: Cudicini - Naughton (or Hutton), Dawson, Woodgate, Bale - Bentley, Jenas, Bostock, Kranjcar - Pavlyuchenko, Crouch.

Is that better than Liverpool's second XI: Diego - Degen, Agger, Kyrgiakos, Fabio Aurelio - Lucas, Plessis - Benayoun, Voronin, Babel - N'Gog?

As our currently absent Miss Spur alluded to some time ago, Niko Kranjcar finally completed his move to Spurs yesterday. It's a Croatian to replace a Croatian by the looks of things after Luka Modric picked up a significant injury at the weekend.

After being linked with a number of targets on deadline day, some good and some worryingly bad, we ended up with just the one signing and probably the best of the bunch at that.

Last night we saw the Arsenal past and Arsenal future, with a good stark warning for all of our youth players who think that they are bigger than the club...

Jerome Thomas of West Bromich Albion began his Arsenal career having joined the Arsenal from his schoolboy appointment at Luton Town Football Club in 2001.

Premier League Team News - Barclays Premier League - ESPN SoccernetSo, what to make of the return of David Bentley - will he finally fit into what Spurs do? Will he be the same unmitigated disaster that made him one of the worst transfer buys of the last 5 years? Will he even start? Or is 'arry just using this as a smoke screen while planning to start Jenas, Kranj, Palacios, and THud in some

Tomorrow sees us come up against our rivals, Arsenal, in their own backyard. Let's not beat around the bush with this one either; this is our biggest match to-date this season.
I don't think Robbie Keane has made the situation easier. Saying that we've got a better squad than them makes Wenger's job a whole lot simpler.

Normally the points in this fixture are rather an irrelevance, but this time there is more at stake than just bragging rights. The sides go into the game separated only by goal difference, and the three points up for grabs could prove crucial come May. Ultimately, league position is the gauge, and this season for a change we have a realistic chance of finishing above l'Arse.

I am beginning to think that now that Harry Redknapp is at Tottenham, a club where he has some money to spend that he is starting to let it all go to his head. Why in the world would he persist in bringing back Jermain Defoe, now Pascal Chimbonda, and the latest rumor has him trying to bring Robbie Keane back to the club.

First things first – credit to Three-Touch O' Hara and Brylcreem Bentley for volunteering for the first and third pens. The execution from each was hopeless, but the sentiment was noble. Conspiracy theorists dredging up "ex-gooner" rants can go boil their heads. Second things second – the outcome was fair, and I emphasise that I have [.

Back on July 31st 2008, many believed Tottenham had made one of the signings of the summer when David Bentley arrived at White Hart Lane.
Just 10 months later, it looks as though his days as a Spurs player are numbered after Harry Redknapp failed to confirm or deny whether or not Bentley would still be at the club next season.

Well that, frankly, was pretty disappointing. I know it shouldn't matter – far wiser heads have been calmly pointing out the various reasons why:

· Context – We spent the first half of the season avoiding relegation. Anything above 18th was to be welcomed. Moreover, while victory would have taken us into Europe, today's game was hardly the must-win affair that other teams found themselves facing.