As if things couldn't get any glummer today following yesterdays Wolves nadir: Benoit Assou Ekotto, perhaps still raging after his first half fracas with Tim Cahill and subsequent substitution at Everton last week, is being investigated by the police for an alleged incident with a fan at the Lane yesterday. Click to continue reading...

That could have gone better. But I'll stand by my previous comments; Arsenal fans are generally morons.
Essentially, we did badly. We did very badly indeed. But up until about 40 minutes in, it was looking like a very close gig. We were defending both in numbers and extremely competently. Apart from one or two hairy moments, Ledley King and Seb Bassong were doing a more than adequate job. Click to continue reading...

I'm in a parallel drawing mood so bear with me.
The last time Spurs won their opening fixture it was 2005. There was an Ashes series on, which was heading to The Oval for its deciding fixture. Spurs had been to Asia in pre-season and had picked up some trivial silverware in the form of the Peace Cup. Click to continue reading...