By Chris Wright
"Carling or Becks? Carling...or Becks? Budweiser!"
FIFA, eh? Watching over us all with ever-loving grace. Fighting the good fight. Tackling the
real issues that threaten to undermine our beloved game with feverish haste and ruthless
efficiency.
Stuart Pearce is working for the other side, Kickettes. Be brave in the face of inconceivable
provocation. Images: Getty Images/Daylife.
As the fastest growing demographic in football support (Source: The Kickette Institute For
Shameless Self Promotion), we feel that the time has come for the governing body of the global game
to pay some mind to our more 'specialist' requirements.
The observant amongst you may have noticed that a female human being by the name of Sian
Massey ran the line during Saturday's Premier League tie between Wolves and Liverpool
which, in these enlightened times, is about as controversial denouncing the evils of asbestos.
That said, it seems oafish Sky Sports presenters Richard Keys and
Andy Gray (who have previous when it comes to casual sexism) haven't quite come to
terms with the fairer sex polluting the highways and byways of their beloved game.
