Poor David never gets Victoria's awkwardly robotic, high-fashion poses on the
red carpet.... but he's learned to live with it! Here's the couple at the Vanity Fair post-Oscar
party over the weekend, where Victoria ended up most of the preening and posing while David
laughed!
The Beckhams will not be setting up their French court much to the chagrin of Paris society.
The French elites had been predicting which side of the Seine the Court of Beckham would be
established. Existentialists in cafes debated whether this important choice would determine whether
he played in left or right midfield for Paris St.
We all talk about New Year's resolutions. You know what I say about them: view ‘em as
"guidelines" more than "rules" and you'll live a far more guilt-free year. So that's that.
But I'd like to start out 2012 with another kind of "resolution." As in, I'd love to see some
quick resolutions to vexing issues in the domestic game.
It's Monday, which means it's time for your Premiership Party! Maybe
you'd be hopping a little higher on the streets today if you were a Swansea
futbolita (pass the bread kindly now, love) but what's football if there are no
upsets involved?
It's Offbeat Wednesday again, where you get your Wacky Weekly Footy Fix! This week, see first
pictures of Neymar Junior, read all about the Rooneys' St Patrick's celebration, The Beckhams
'Mother's Day' weekend and Gerard Pique's lonely stroll with a Shakira bonus.
To "kick" things off (quite literally!
On the eve of his 37th birthday, David Beckham paid a visit to the Staples Center with wife
Victoria, sister Joanne and his mom to see the L.A. Lakers take on the Denver Nuggets.
During a break in play the Beckhams appeared on the KissCam, a jumbo screen novelty that most
Americans find cute, but British people find morbidly embarrassing.
In this week's Offbeat Wednesday series, read about Rafael van der Vaart's new family project,
Ronaldo's reunion with Irina Shayk, Neymar's new on-stage dance and The Rooneys glum dinner. Plus,
a Sara Carbonero bonus!
Groans all around... what exactly have the utterly self-absorbed Van der
Vaarts done this time, you ask?
