Image: Getty Images via Daylife
We'd like to get one thing straight. The untrained among you might imagine that images like
those above and here would put us off Mr David Beckham, his brand of uber hot being founded in the
kind of perfectly groomed metrosexual majesty ideal for shilling product and contributing to the
languid daydreams of millions.
What went down this weekend goss-wise that you need to know about? Let's take a keen look, as
directed by Sylvie. Image: Facebook.
Saturday
- Prior to the weekend kicking off in grand, drunken fashion, Sylvie van der Vaart played it
smart by showing off new shots from her campaign for Gillette razors.
Coleen Rooney, Victoria Beckham and Danielle Lloyd were three footballers' wives who were mixed in
with other notable UK celebrity mums in the "Bounty Celebrity Mum of the Year" shortlist. News of
this potentially-awkward award might've escaped you, but certainly not us. Image: Bounty.com.
Saturday
- Shaun Wright-Phillips and NFL player Chad Ochocinco are such good friends that they trade
their autographed jerseys with one another.
Hey Sthefany, karma's a bitch and her name is Miss Brasil.
Saturday
-As we mentioned last week, Pato turned 21. We've since learned that the occasion was rather
low-key, with the AC Milan man spending a quiet two days with Miss Brasil, Débora Lyra (and
her Fauxberry hat) touring Venice, Italy.
Victoria Beckham was snapped leaving her Manhattan hotel today she's getting ready for NY
Fashion Week, where she is set to debut her 2011 S/S collection on September 12th.
While we think the colour of Mrs Beckham's Goat dress is fabu, we can't help but feel this dress
is a little snoozeville for the run up to NYFW.
David Beckham and his bedhead are definitely mmm-worthy for us Kickettes, especially after seeing
him do geek chic oh so well. We'd bully the hell out of his version of nerd anyday. Image:
REUTERS/Lucy Nicholson via Daylife
Image: Getty Images via Daylife
We'd like to get one thing straight. The untrained among you might imagine that images like
those above and here would put us off Mr David Beckham, his brand of uber hot being founded in the
kind of perfectly groomed metrosexual majesty ideal for shilling product and contributing to the
languid daydreams of millions.
Image: Daylife/Reuters
What were you doing at eight-years-old, Kickettes? If your answer is innocently playing on swing
sets or not-so innocently shaving Barbie's hair into a fetching fawk-hawk, best you go sit on the
naughty step. Clearly you've little career motivation.
Could this week get any worse? We have hit the "push a puppy out of the way" stage of cranky
already and certainly didn't need to see the cover of In Touch magazine's David Beckham + Hooker =
Anger Making Skankocity tag line.
So, in the name of our delicate constitutions, how about we just make a few key points about how
this story is being reported, and then if it's alright, we'll head back to checking if our local
chocolate factory has agreed to let us take up employment?
