So, judging by Victoria Beckham's nipple situ, London temperatures dropped to about -40 yesterday morning.

Guess the BBC weather channel called that one wrong.

Victoria Beckham on the cover of ELLE US for October: pretty fash-tastic with a dose of concrete.

Victoria Beckham's high-waisted white trousers: Fashion forward or Fashion FAIL?

We think they look rather chic, but we're not quite sure whether we'd rock them for a long transatlantic flight.

Actually, come to think of it, white trousers aren't the easiest to wear, period.

Hey, we've all been there. Sometimes wiggle-walking is the only option one has.

But surely that zip is there to ease the stair climbing discomfort? It's like watching a baby giraffe trying to walk for the first time.

What is it about Cruz Beckham? We love this kid more than Louboutins.

His little face looks like he's constantly scoping a trouble-making opportunity or a way to cause a ruckus. He probably gave himself that hair-do whilst his parents were sleeping.

Brooklyn may be the first of the Beckham brood, and Romeo may be the poster child for gorgessity, but Cruz is the shining star of this family.

Does Christoph Metzelder have a new gal-pal? Rumour has it that Marie Wellmann, who works in PR for a swanky hotel, is the lucky lady. Nothing officially confirmed yet, but the pair have been seen together at several different events recently. Watch this space.
Lots of weddings to celebrate: Alberto Gilardino married his girlfriend Alice, Alvaro Arbeola tied the knot in Zaragoza, Ruben de la Red married his fiancee Tania, and Mancini married his girl Vanessa.

David Beckham signs a few autographs outside the Today Show in NYC this morning. That look in his eyes is rather "come hither" for a 7am TV slot, don't you think?

A belated birthday greeting to David Beckham, who turned 34 on May 2nd. Hope you had a good (and well-behaved) one, luv!
Even Yoann Gourcuff's armpits are sexy. *Sigh*
Barcelona's win over Real Madrid at the Bernabeu was seriously impressive. Not impressive: Sergio Ramos's party schedule.

Images via Getty/ONTD Football

Sorry Kickettes.

We know we should be discussing the wide range of topics that sprung out of last night's Champions League game between Arsenal and Manchester United - the wrongful sending off of Darren Fletcher, the bomb sweep in the stands, Kieron Gibbs mental state, Cesc Fabregas's girlfriend Carla's "bitch, please" frustrated facial expression, and Cristiano Ronaldo's shocking decision to keep his shirt on at match-end.

David Beckham was out on the beach in Santa Monica to film a tourism campaign for California.

If they want to increase visitors to Cali, all they have to do is print a map of the common locations David visits, from Starbucks to nightclubs and organise some sort of Wagabee/hoochie tour guide with a free mini skirt.

Sylvie van der Vaart: she works hard for the money. No, seriously. It's not just that she faced down a random penis in an elephant sock, she also posed for FHM during chemo. We bow down.
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Sergio Ramos gets cheeky with Guti
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Does this USMNT World Cup promo get you pumped?

LA Galaxy's Chris Birchall, David Beckham and Landon Donovan line up to defend a kick from Barcelona's Dani Alves at the Rose Bowl, Aug 1, 2009.

Chris Birchall: Looks like I'm taking one for the team. I hate being the new guy.

David Beckham: I should be above having to line up for these shots.

Image via Zimbio

We know this totally goes against the sanctity of marriage and all that good, important stuff; and

We actually have quite a soft spot for Victoria and wish her no ill will.

But seriously wouldn't you be all up in this mix if David was dating someone like this girl?

For those not familiar with the rules and guidelines by which this website operates, it's actually illegal if we don't post photos like these. As you were.

Victoria Beckham, her short trousers and fabu shoes, go for a stroll in London.
Cristophe Metzelder, his (ex) Julia Goteke and their daughter spotted at the airport.
Sacha Kljestan (of USMNT and Chivas fame) has a girlfriend in the semi-finals for the Victoria's Secret angel's competition.

Image via ZUMAPRESS

Victor Valdes is going to become a dad this summer. No one knows exactly who the mother of the baby is, but at least we know the estimated due date: August 20th. Victor says the baby will be named Dylan and that he is seriously pumped about fatherhood.
David Seaman's wife Debbie is devastated that he left her for another woman.

This right here? This the shirt of the Most Fashionable Footballer 2009, Kickettes. The ruffles, give it away really. They scream "I'm a winner" even more than the humongous trophy does.

Who is the man receiving this prestigious accolade? Evgeniy Levchenko, from FC Groningen. Last month, he was deemed the most stylish by the Dutch version of Esquire magazine.

Andrey Arshavin presents us with his best poker-face at the "Poker with Arshavin" project presentation at the Royal Bar of Moscow.

Even those of us that work in the fashion and/or marketing field are stumped by Victoria Beckham's new ad for her signature line. It makes the Marc Jacob ads look sane.

Please see: Cruz, Brooklyn and Romeo with Victoria Beckham on the way to celebrate Romeo's 6th birthday at Fogo De Chao in Beverly Hills.

Please note: Just like their parents set the bar for superstar football couples, it looks like the Beckham brood are leading the way for all the 'baller babies to follow.

Does Christoph Metzelder have a new gal-pal? Rumour has it that Marie Wellmann, who works in PR for a swanky hotel, is the lucky lady. Nothing officially confirmed yet, but the pair have been seen together at several different events recently. Watch this space.
Lots of weddings to celebrate: Alberto Gilardino married his girlfriend Alice, Alvaro Arbeola tied the knot in Zaragoza, Ruben de la Red married his fiancee Tania, and Mancini married his girl Vanessa.

Chelsea's Salomon Kalou and his chicas exit Movida (back in May) looking smiley, happy and drunkey.

Watch David Beckham and Zinedine Zidane get a concrete pedicure at the Footprints Field launch.
More Becks news: he's still wearing Speedos and he's not impressed with Landon Donovan.

We all do it: tell ourselves things that we know aren't true, or see a situation the way we want it to be, rather than the way it really is.

But no more. Today, we are pledging an honestly policy up in the joint, Kickettes.

Here's the top 5 lies we can't stop telling ourselves:

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An amusing commentary on why athletes score all the hot babes. Speaking of hot babes, here's Sylvie van der Vaart at the Germany's Got Talent launch. She says once she's done with chemo she hopes she can have another baby with Rafa in the future.
Well, well. Who knew Edwin van der Sar had all this going on under that jersey?

Of course, Wayne Rooney netting two goals against Wigan to claim entry into the Century Club is big news. It's a huge deal. However, Ryan Giggs and his insanely sexy facial hair is quite a noteworthy achievement as well.

Congratulations are also in order for Wayne and wife Coleen as they've established a weird new baby celebrating trend: baby scan parties.

We love it when footy players look cute whilst doing good deeds. Here's Carlton Cole at the Children In Need charity event at Hamleys.
Nicklas Bendtner believes divine intervention saved him from this week's car crash.
Why on earth is David Beckham wearing clothes in his 2010 Calendar?

Helen Svedin (Figo's wifey) looks gorgeous; shills jewelery for at Chamilla's new collection at the Santo Mauro Hotel in Madrid.
Becks trims his beard, takes off his shirt. Son Cruz continues his reign of family superstar.
Want a kiss from Gerard Pique? Just ask for it (on a cardboard sign) and you shall receive.

Image via Reuters

As you can see by this rather stacked manpile, the Real Salt Lake boys are happy. They won the MLS Cup, beating the LA Galaxy 5-4 in a penalty shootout. (Congrats RSL!)

Let's take a moment to talk about the penalties, shall we? There's always gotta be someone. The fans know it.

Sylvie van der Vaart: she works hard for the money. No, seriously. It's not just that she faced down a random penis in an elephant sock, she also posed for FHM during chemo. We bow down.
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Sergio Ramos gets cheeky with Guti
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Does this USMNT World Cup promo get you pumped?

Alessandro Del Piero arrives for Juventus team practice at Vinovo. ADP has become a father again - he announced on his website that his daughter Dorotea was born on May 4th and that mum and baby are doing great. Lovely news!
The Adrian Mutu-as-doorman commercial is out. Kind of anti-climatic after our fantasy version.

Luca Toni on a scooter. Stranger things have happened.

Bobo Vieri has his own line of condoms. No football club to speak of, but at least he's protected.
Victoria Beckham decides it's time to shut down David's penis. As if that's possible.
Ledley King was arrested for assault this weekend.

David Beckham having dinner in Milan. With a phone that looks a lot like an i-Phone. Bet Motorola are thrilled. May 28, 2009.

Michael Owen to Manchester United? That is some serious pocket-sized man news.
(We liked his appearance on Dragons Den.)
Xabi Alonso is getting married next weekend. He and long-time gal (and foxy baby mama) Nagore, will tie the knot in Guipuzcoa.
Manchester City says John Terry is interested.

Michael Owen to Manchester United? That is some serious pocket-sized man news.
(We liked his appearance on Dragons Den.)
Xabi Alonso is getting married next weekend. He and long-time gal (and foxy baby mama) Nagore, will tie the knot in Guipuzcoa.
Manchester City says John Terry is interested.

Their recently released Armani photoshoot may have left a little something to be desired (like desire), but the video from behind the scenes is another story all together.

David's comb-over is still a challenge to overcome, but Victoria is much more animated and attractive when in motion.

Image via ZUMAPRESS

Victor Valdes is going to become a dad this summer. No one knows exactly who the mother of the baby is, but at least we know the estimated due date: August 20th. Victor says the baby will be named Dylan and that he is seriously pumped about fatherhood.
David Seaman's wife Debbie is devastated that he left her for another woman.

Theo Walcott was spotted leaving a tattoo parlour with his girlfriend Melanie Slade. He's, like so badass.
Claire Merry has a new man - Leo Ihenacho from the band The Streets. In unrelated but joint-linked news, Elen Rives has bad taste in bathing suits.
Congrats to Johan Djourou - his girlfriend Emilie is 5 month's pregnant!

Victoria Beckham jets out of LAX. She's due to appear as a guest judge on American Idol; and it looks like Anna Wintour has decided she's in Vogue.

Please see: Cruz, Brooklyn and Romeo with Victoria Beckham on the way to celebrate Romeo's 7th birthday at Fogo De Chao in Beverly Hills.

Please note: Just like their parents set the bar for superstar football couples, it looks like the Beckham brood are leading the way for all the 'baller babies to follow.

Sylvie van der Vaart continues her reign as Football Barbie at the Pink Ribbon gala in Amsterdam. Image via Mokkels.
Dasha Zhukova's baby bump is out and proud. This will be Roman Abramovich's sixth child, her first.
Marco Borriello runs into his ex, Belen and gets into a fight with her new man.

Yesterday....28 years old....any other words are just irrelevant. Because to state the obvious: there's a large photo of Nemanja's junk on full view. See more at ONTD Football.

David Beckham queues up to buy some pumpkins; still has that animal growing on his face.
Are Ilary and Francesco going to bring another beautiful Totti baby into the world?