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Little Harper Beckham did the unthinkable at JFK airport this afternoon on her mum (who handled the well-timed paparazzi invasion like the seasoned pro that she is).

Out of all the cute kids in this familial clique, she's the one to watch, Kickettes.

Sometimes we have to sit back and think: we're changing the world with our intellectually challenging, life changing reportage on key events happening around the globe.

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Top of the morning to ya, Kickettes!

Hope you had a nice weekend filled with treats of the alcoholic and 'baller varieties.

Saturday

- Nicklas Bendtner brought his two favourite females a pet snake and his rumoured new girlfriend to the launch of "NB Jewellery" where his first collection, "N3," was presented.

Seen outside last night's H&M David Beckham Bodywear launch party in London. Image: Bauer Griffin.

Kickettes, do you agree or disagree with the following statement?

Whether or not a three-wish-granting genie pops out, I'd like to rub David Beckham's silver statue bulge.

"I love underwear...it's as simple as that" David Beckham.

You know those women who can juggle ten things at once?

That's not us.

Saturday

- One of our readers named Patrick made our weekend after sending us a link to this abtastic gallery of 'ballers.

Images: ONTD_Football.

Victoria Beckham, sole provider of Harper Seven's ridiculous wardrobe, covers the March 2012 edition of Numero Tokyo in a to-die-for turquoise leather trench.

To put things into perspective, this was the "highlight" of our weekends.

Saturday

- Former Paraguay striker, Salvador Cabanas, made his triumphant return to professional football, two years after nearly dying from a gun shot to the head that's fragments are still partially lodged in his skull.

Image: H&M.

UPDATE: If your opinions need swaying, check out the latest pics of DB, which he posted on his Facebook page for the world to steal.

Kickettes, which state of commercial undress do you prefer to see from David Beckham?

A) Supremely shaped and styled in H&M boxer briefs (above).

Federico Macheda has been confounding our corneas again, this time with a lime green/blue hoop combo. Nice! Image: Scott Heavey/Getty Images.

The January transfer window has been flung open once again and after the excitement of last year, we thought a reasonably thorough look at the early hip dip movers and rump shakers was needed.

ELLE magazine scored themselves a brace of WAGs to help them finish out the 2011 calendar in top form. At left, one shot of Cristiano's girlfriend from this month's Spanish version of the famed glossy, and to her right we have Victoria Beckham, who kicks off the US edition's new year come January.

Seconds after this photo was taken, the kid veered off to the left and was last seen heading towards the airport. But the thought was there. Image: REUTERS/Cheryl Ravelo.

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Victoria Beckham is having the best week ever. She's got the cutest baby on the planet, she's just won a major award and today she's debuted a fab video short for her S/S 2012 denim collection.

Done exclusively for AnOther Magazine's website and directed by Quentin Jones, the video is described as being:

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We have little interest in doing much at the mo besides noshing on cake pops and waxing and waning about our one & only.

Please forgive us. Or take pity on our lazy selves. Your choice.

Transfers

It's been brought to our attention that our footy loyalties to hotness (first), thighs (second), and cash flow (third) rather than to a particular team is not typical.

Image: FREDERIC J. BROWN/AFP/Getty Images.

Congrats to the Los Angeles Galaxy who beat the Houston Dynamo 1-0 on Sunday to claim their first MLS Championship since 2005.

Images: AP Photo/Bret Hartman, Toby Canham/Getty Images.

The winning goal came in the 72nd minute when Robbie Keane slipped a pass to Landon Donovan, who then chipped the ball into the back of the net.

Images via Rob Kim/Getty Images North America & Style.com

Can Victoria Beckham makes spats happen? Or will they go the way of "fetch?"

Victoria is in New York, where she spoke at the Women's Wear Daily Apparel & Retail CEO Summit last night. She's the first woman to wear a look from her Spring 2012 collection and in doing so wore the item that most perplexed us: spats.

DBecks has teamed up with Sainsbury's as their 'Million Kids Challenge' ambassador for the London 2012 Paralympic Games. According to him, he'll also be 'supporting the fantastic work they do to help kids get active' with that slicked back combover he's got going on. Image Credit: David's Facebook page.

Image: Kyle Rivas/Getty Images North America.

For those Kickettes who reside outside the United States of America, the celebratory shenanigans above might imply that Houston Dynamos have just won the World Cup. They haven't, of course. They're not eligible.

Images: Stephen Dunn/Getty Images North America, Bauer Griffin.

A head's up for our potential suitors: to win us over for keeps, our future engagement rings will need to have a similar if not the same effect on our wrists. Image Credit: Optic Images; Pacific Coast News.

Image: PacificCoastNews.com.

We look forward to seeing which smart-ass photographer takes this shot again in 2026, when the Beckham boys have just led England through a successful European Championship Qualifying campaign. Could happen.

Note: we didn't say European Championship campaign.

POOF! We just died and went to vampire heaven. Image via David's Facebook.

New England Revolution sported pink throughout their 2-1 defeat to Seattle Sounders in support of Breast Cancer Awareness. We think Diego Fagundez looked particularly pretty, don't you? Image: Elsa/Getty Images.

Would it help if we said that we really want to make an MLS results round-up a regular part of our website?

Image Credit: Stuart Wilson/Getty Images Europe.

Our weekends were filled with Iker in tight pants-greatness, thank you for asking. How 'bout yourselves, Kickettes?

Saturday

- John and Toni Terry attended the 'Fashion for Good' charity event at Brooklands Hotel just at the beginning of the weekend.

Image Credit: Valerio Pennicino/Getty Images.

GOOD WEEK

On The Bench: Giampiero Boniperti and Alessandro Del Piero had a nice manly hug near a park bench during the ceremony of inauguration of the new stadium of FC Juventus ahead of the pre season friendly match between FC Juventus and Notts County on September 8, 2011 in Turin, Italy.

We hear Victoria and Harper did some credit card damage during a shopping trip to the Marc Jacobs and Isabel Marant stores in SoHo, New York, 15.09.2011.

Another New York Fashion Week has come and gone for Victoria Beckham and her impressive range of clothing collections, which means the time is now safe for us to share a little story with our fellow Kickette Army soldier boys and girls.

All images via Getty/Daylife and Style.com

Victoria Beckham is a fashion designer.

Just a few years ago that statement was met with a heck of a lot of skepticism. From 'does she actually design the clothes?' to 'surely she can't draw', Mrs Beckham's fashion line wasn't really with praise all around.

While you all pause to witness history in the making, we've taken the liberty of scrapping together the odd observation or two about the Beckhams out at Maxfield earlier today just so you don't have to. See, we're real people with real drinks to get back to, too!

And so we say: David, still hot.

While you all pause to witness history in the making, we've taken the liberty of scrapping together the odd observation or two about the Beckhams out at Maxfield (trendy, upscale food market) earlier today just so you don't have to. See, we're real people with real drinks to get back to, too!

David & Victoria's third was the poster child for distress during a surfing session with Gordon Ramsey's family and kids, 22.08.2011. We just want to shower him with hugs and warm blankies, poor tot!

Had enough of 'keepers trying to distract penalty takers? Caleb Folan has, and he's taking measures. Image: Ezra Shaw/Getty Images/Daylife.

We never complain about supplying a necessary ego stroke once in a blue moon around Kickette HQ but today its your turn, passionate-MLS-readers-who-send-e-mails-daily-lobbying-for-the-American-soccer-league-to-get-some-regular-play-around-here!

Inter players are overwhelmed with emotion as they collect their latest piece of silverware. Ahem. Image: Giuseppe Bellini/Getty Images Europe/Zimbio.

We're pretty sure we are the only website currently offering cup winners, English language lessons, transfer news and hair advice in the same post.

DBecks was spotted on VH1′s DoSomething.org red carpet over the weekend. Image Credit: Getty Images.

Asking us to 'do something' to David Beckham feels like a trick question.

Probably because it is, but play along as you wish, people.

First Antonella, now DBecks? Suddenly we understand every man's need to stroke the contours of a expensive new car.

Dear Kickette Army Loyalists,

Enclosed please find two pieces of photographic evidence for your review: David Beckham working out his bubble bum from this past weekend; the father of four's post-match scowl + latest ink work (which is his cuddly newborn daughter's name scrawled across his clavicle).

Presumably not the only trophy Vidic hopes to be holding in his mitts at the end of the season. Image: Getty Images/Daylife.

Well, we've resigned ourselves to the fact that our results posts are a year-round feature. We can only assume that this is because our coverage is so utterly fabulous that even the footballing authorities daren't miss a week and so cobble together random competitions to keep 'em coming.

David Beckham: Purveyor of affordable pants for the masses. Images via Getty

The Beckhams and luxury go together like vodka and ice cubes so you can imagine our delighted surprise at the announcement that David Beckham's new range of bodywear will be sold exclusively at H&M. Yes, the same H&M that you pop into on a Friday night because you need a dress for your night out that doesn't cost as much as a mortgage payment and that you can spill all manner of substances on and really not give a toss.

We wish it was beneath us to publish photos that exploit perspective to leave footballers in 'amusingingly compromised' positions. But we're not. Image via yfrog.

This past Thursday, Romeo Beckham was seen sporting the newest FC Barcelona kit whilst soaking up the Malibu sun and sand with Daddy David's family. Did it slip his mind that his old man once played for their arch rivals, or was he far too focused on finding some fro-yo to care?

Eskimo kisses! Becks and his adorable baby girl, Harper Seven. Image source: Victoria Beckham's Twitter

If all else fails, Cristiano can always be relied upon to provide us with a much needed boost in the morning. Image: PacificCoastNews.com/Zimbio

How come the weekend seems further away than ever on a Friday morning? Allow us to divert your attention from the responsibilities of being a grown-up for a few minutes with a some perky stories from the past week.

Image Credit: David Livingston/Getty Images North America.

I am so proud and excited to announce the birth of our daughter Harper Seven Beckham. She weighed a healthy 7lbs 10oz and arrived at 7.55 this morning, here in LA. Victoria is doing really well and her brothers are delighted to have a baby sister xx.

Image Source: David Beckham's Facebook page.

David Beckham & Zara Phillips' campaign to bring the magic of the World Cup to London's 2012 Olympics was the target of a protest yesterday, when a gang of tinnitus deranged football fans drove over the honorary golden vuvuzela. Seems they made the best of it though, no? Image: Getty Images/Zimbio

Does RB's side-eye sneakery indicate a hope we won't notice that the need for cotton candy surpassed any requirement for putting one's clothing on correctly or combing one's hair this morning? He needn't have worried. His parentage and usually spot-on fash nous means he earns a bye into the next round.