As it seems is now legally required of footballers, Fernando Torres has an autobiography coming
out titled "El Nino: My Story". The Mirror was able to get an early look at the book,
which details his transition from Madrid to Liverpool, and they share some choice passages.
On learning a new language:
"Two people were vital during my first few days in the city: Rob and Alan, the English teachers
Liverpool laid on for me.
My brother has had my brain racing since last week when he asked - What are your top 5 all-time
Beatles Songs? Of course he knows my love of Top 5 lists - and The Beatles are the best music...
Wednesday night marked the debut of the best woman footballer at Santos. In a friendly match,
her club defeated Comercial from Mato Grosso 10-0, and she scored twice. The most remarkable,
however, was how she drove fans crazy, as if she belonged to The Beatles. Even the players of
Comercial took pictures with her, as you can see it.
I don't know what Fergie has been drinking or smoking, but whatever it is it appears to have
affected his memory because his comment that Liverpool has always been the derby is totally way off
beam. Fergie doesn't like Liverpool, that much is clear - and neither do the Red Army. However,
while we despise most things from the wrong end of the East Lancs Road (Rooney and the Beatles
excluded), the
