By Ollie Irish
Beauty Skanky and the Beast
Jenny Thompson, the woman who claims to have turned tricks for Wayne Rooney behind Coleen's
pregnant back (can you have a pregnant back?), doesn't always charge for sex, apparently. Oh.
Her 'friend' (with friends like these etc.
Spotted at Fashion Beast
Corinthians celebrates the century mark as of September 1st, 2010. As one of Brazil's most
storied teams, the club boasts over 30 million fans, a legion that trumps the likes of many
well-established footballing countries. THIS VIDEO IS SICK!
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Even the big coaching brains around MLS have sometimes found it difficult to properly dissect
the chaos of league matches. BUT ... it's getting easier.
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I'll never forget a conversation I had with former L.
Mesut Ozil releases his beast. Images: Getty Images via Daylife
When we saw this image of Mesut Ozil in training with new club Real Madrid a couple of weeks
ago, we have to confess that once the initial squeaking had died down in the Kickette office, we
were slightly bewildered.
As connoisseurs of footballing bodies, we are rarely exposed to tubby little torsos; something
like this being rather more our in comfort zone.
Following the 2-0 victory away to Bosnia, France football supporters are happy about a future
with Rami (4) and Mvila (17).
Their performances have rendered their subsequent selection a "No-Brainer."
This photo, which I think was actually from the Belarus loss, shows Mvila explaining his core
principle: "No bull shit.
League Two - Saturday 11th September 2010
If there is a beast struggling to awake in the Cheltenham team then the electricity wasn't
turned-on until roundabout the 65 minute mark. It was no accident that it followed the arrival of
Junior Smirkle. On 69 minutes, with some quick moves involving J J Melligan on the right wing, a
cross by Jeffers and a great header by Wes Thomas, the job was done.
It isn't normally a worry if a player misses a few weeks through injury. However, when it is on
the back of a poor run of form in the World's biggest tournament and followed by a period of
keeping a low profile due to personal problems, it is maybe time to start fearing for Wayne
Rooney's career.