So our friends at Barca sent this cool video as part of the club's new campaign to foster
"healthy eating habits". In it, Lionel Messi appears as a cross between the a
14-year-old version of himself and Tin Tin the detective. "I know that if I train and eat
well, I will win the Ballon d'Or," he drawls lazily, clearly unaware they would be using
this footage again 10 years later.
You're never going to sleep a night nightmare-free again. He's on "one of those dancing shows".
This will likely not end well.
You could scoop the makeup off his face like ice cream. Though I don't know how makeup with a
beard works.
I'll presume most women don't either.
Neatly trimmed beard and cheeky quiff? Deeply disturbing, apparently. Image: REUTERS/Jean-Philippe
Arles/Daylife.
This might not seem like a particularly big deal, but Javier Pastore's habit of veering between
visually appealing hair arrangements and sartorially challenging amateur topiary is upsetting some
of of our staffers.
Video highlights and reaction
When Arsene Wenger spoke about the need to add consistency to our game, like most of you I
thought about a sequence of results and performances which would win points for the football club.
I'm pretty sure that he did too, looking to add to the midweek draw and the win against Swansea
last weekend.
By Chris Wright
Paul Breitner: German box-to-box goliath of the 70′s and 80′s, World Cup winner, possessor
of a long-range shot akin to amplified thunder, vocal socialist, 60-years young today and
the once-proud owner of a full 360° of seamless Afro/beard hybrid head fuzz thus making him a bona
fide Horror Hair legend.
We're back to discuss the week that was in MLS as the playoff chase heats up. We also cover
listener e-mails and theorize about Ted's beard. On the phone this week, correspondents from
Columbus, DC, Houston, Kansas City, Philadelphia, Salt Lake, San Jose, LA and Chivas USA. CSRN
MEDIA PLAYER
We're back to discuss the week that was in MLS as the playoff chase heats up. We also cover
listener e-mails and theorize about Ted's beard. On the phone this week, correspondents from
Columbus, DC, Houston, Kansas City, Philadelphia, Salt Lake, San Jose, LA and Chivas USA. CSRN
MEDIA PLAYER
Video highlights and reaction
When Arsene Wenger spoke about the need to add consistency to our game, like most of you I
thought about a sequence of results and performances which would win points for the football club.
I'm pretty sure that he did too, looking to add to the midweek draw and the win against Swansea
last weekend.
By Chris Wright
Huzzah! Razor-merchants Braun have just announced that they have thrust a small fortune Jose
Mourinho's way in return for him signing up as their new 'global brand ambassador' meaning that
he'll now be gouging people's eyes out with the supreme confidence that having a face as smooth as
Isaac Hayes singing a ballad about a baby's bottom tends to afford a man.
