And now, the end is near It is with moist eyes that I compose the last Comedy Column of the season. It will be a long wait until August when we can once again hear the dulcit tones of the BBC's Football Expert and his six figure salary opinions. So, for old times sake: Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes [...]

Causing problems, skint, and being in the same boat 99 Problems From Chelsea v Everton: "Everton will go to Stamford Bridge and set out to be hard to beat but I cannot see them causing Chelsea any problems." Score prediction: 2-1 From Birmingham v Sheffield Wednesday: "I do think Wednesday will make things uncomfortable for [.

Boring as hell, Mr Obvious, and Kenny using all his squad Boring, boring Lawro Last week we suggested that predicting no team to score more than two goals might be a tad negative of our man. Think it is fair to say that after a record goalscoring week the point was valid! Anyway it flagged [...]

Home sweet home "It is Stoke who are in greater need of getting back to winning ways, especially at home." Stoke have won their last two Premier League home games without conceding a goal. Insight for sore eyes One thing that we love about Lawro, and the Match of the Day team in general, is [...]

Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics From Everton v Arsenal: "Everton are unbeaten in five games" True. But one of these was against Scunthorpe. They have also only won 2 of their last 13 league games. Possibly a more salient piece of information. Home Sweet Home From Everton v Arsenal: "They (Everton) came close to beating [.

Bumper edition of valuable pedantry I'll be straight with you, although I knew that it was FA Cup weekend and knew that Thursday afternoon was the best time in my week (release date), I hadn't put two and two together and realised we would be treated to a bumper edition of a Comedy Column. So [...]

And Liverpool are down to joint fourth! Messi or Adam? From Lawro's prediction for Blackpool v Sunderland: "Ian Holloway has got the Seasiders playing a really effective 4-3-3 formation they are as good as anybody playing that system." I'm sure there is a team that I have heard about recently. I think they play [.

And Blackpool are back to form Back to Premier League duty for Lawro this week, and he is up against Radio 2 DJ Simon Mayo (I know, I know, how the hell is he still on our radios?!) Chelsea v Blackburn "Blackburn are still up against it a little bit" Although it is a tight [...]

On the Law-road to Wembley It was with bated breath that I loaded up the BBC sport homepage this morning. Fingers crossed, mouth slightly dry, and a heart beating marginally faster than if I was in the presence of a female porn star or royalty. And so it became true. Our man has done a [...]

With a bloody Blackpool win! Is he earning is money at last? It has been a bumper week of predictions for our moustached hero, although this time out he doesn't have the comfort of a celebrity predicting against him. Blackpool v Birmingham "Birmingham cannot buy themselves a goal." Number of games since Birmingham last scored: [.

With a bloody Blackpool win! Is he earning is money at last? It has been a bumper week of predictions for our moustached hero, although this time out he doesn't have the comfort of a celebrity predicting against him. Blackpool v Birmingham "Birmingham cannot buy themselves a goal." Number of games since Birmingham last scored: [.