So, it would appear that it's back....after the Coalition's much publicised "Listening Exercise" it would appear there is around 1000 amendments but despite the national outcry over this bill the government are only giving MPs two days to debate it....apparently that's less than 10 seconds per amendment.

Huge thanks to Danish dames Nathalia & Elsebeth for their translation help!

Recently, the Danish press has been hard at work trying to make sense of a possible reunion between Arsenal's Nicklas Bendtner and his Baroness, Caroline Fleming. What sparked the fury was Nicky B.'s interview with Ekstra Bladet, where he spoke about possibly skipping out on Denmark and this summer's U21 Euros in order to see more of his family:

"I need to make up my mind about if I want to say 'no' to a month of quality time with my family and instead go with a much shorter vacation.

Image: seoghoer.dk via Thomas Laursen. Thx for the tip, Elsebeth!

Everybody's favourite jewellery dreamer and his Baroness have already called time on their whirlwind romance which included their on-camera lovematch, followed by a swift move to London and baby boy born shortly after their one year anniversary.

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The behind the scenes story of Caroline Fleming and Arsenal's Nicklas Bendtner's romantic rendezvous is a big 'ole mess. Because the Baroness hasn't legally divorced her first husband, Rory Fleming, media speculation is rife about the various implications said in-limbo marriage will have on her newborn son with Bendtner.