Guillermo has been here before. He has stood on the battlefield of do-or-die soccer and he has emerged victorious. He will lead our young warriors to a Massive Victory against the barbarians from Utah. He will not falter, he will not fail. He will do what is necessary for the good of the Crew.

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Still reeling from the shock revelation that the word "gullible" had been removed from the dictionary, we at AANP Towers were sent scrambling to our official panic stations yesterday as news of ‘Arry's alleged departure spread like wildfire. The panic button was hit, the lights flashed and the stern lady kept announcing "This is not a drill".

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League One club Perfidious Albion haven't had a very good start to the season, having lost each of their opening ten matches by three goals to nil. The club's chairman, scrap metal dealer Sir Sidney Clodd, has taken the decision to sack manager Mick Tupper and bring in a new man, the journeyman Terry Muggins.

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Tomaz Morais orienta selecção da Europa O seleccionador nacional de râguebi, Tomaz Morais, foi convidado para orientar a selecção da Europa num jogo contra os Barbarians franceses (equipa constituída pelos melhores jogadores gauleses), no âmbito das comemorações do 75.º aniversário da Federação Europeia de Râguebi. Click to continue reading...

State of Origin tonight, Wallabies friendly against Barbarians (why have the moved this game to the SFS?) but the big one is the Socceroos away to Qatar on Sunday morning.
We need a point. We've thrashed Qatar three times already in this group and even without Brett Emerton we should be good enough once more. Click to continue reading...

- Replace Bruce Arena at the Galaxy and get them to win two games, back to back.

- A corollary to the above. Tim Leiwecke declares Klinsi the real saviour of MLS and the gag
order on Alexi Lalas is finally removed.

- Sunil Gulati has him on speed dial, in case Bob Bradley slips up against Costa Rica.

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It's been a tricky start to life at Ewood Park for Paul Ince. It's almost as if he's a knight who has arrived at a castle, only to find it under immediate attack from barbarians, so he's been busy trying to ward them off with his bow and arrow before ... Click to continue reading...

Sometimes we get lucky & see how people must have lived in the "DARK AGE". So called because human knowledge stopped & the masses were without education. Yesterday in Barcelona, Scottish... Read all the news, results, details & comments in English on Spanish Football & Sports Click to continue reading...