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Glenn Whelan ‘leaves a pig’s head’ in Stoke team-mate Kenwyne Jones’ locker, Jones smashes his windscreen

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It's definitely the end of term at the Britannia Stadium. Following the pasting Michael Owen's Merc received, Stoke's squad have now allegedly turned to leaving dead animals in each other's lockers. Kenwyne Jones reportedly went to his locker today only to find a pig's head inside. The finger of suspcion imeediately pointed to Republic of [.

LLL : Barcelona’s Pre-Match Banter In Osasuna, Real Madrid Drop Points Ahead Of Luka Modric’s Arrival

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Welcome back to La Liga Lunes, where we wrap up the weekend's action 'Futbolita' style for you! The Barcelona squad enjoyed a little banter before heading off to Pamplona, where they came away with a 2-1 victory against Osasuna yesterday.

The Scouting Report: Seattle Sounders FC

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Shalrie Joseph, who missed last week's game in Toronto due to injury, is hoping to return for Saturday's game against Seattle. (Photo: Chris Aduama/aduama.com)

(Editor's note: Prior to each Revolution match, New England Soccer Today will invite a reporter who covers the Revolution's upcoming opponent to provide greater insight on what to expect on gameday.

Videos

Video: Andy Carroll vs Wayne Rooney (West Ham 2-2 Manchester United)

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Occasional England team-mates Andy Carroll and Wayne Rooney clashed during last night's West Ham versus Manchester United match. The pair tangled at the corner that led to Carroll's head-first assault on David De Gea. After a bit of usual set-piece pushing and shoving, Rooney appeared to tread on Carroll's foot, Sunday League style.

Former Rangers keeper Andy Goram abused by Celtic fans in a bookies

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Warning: this is not a video to watch in earshot of your boss. Ex-Rangers goalkeeper Andy Goram received a tirade of abuse from Celtic fans who found him playing the roulette machines in a bookmakers. The video starts with the fan chanting "There's only two Andy Gorams" in reference to the former Scotland international suffering [.

venue

Newcastle United v Aston Villa match banter!

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Venue: St James' Park, Newcastle. Date: Sunday 2nd September,2012. Kick-Off: 4:00pm. Referee: Lee Probert. UK TV: None. Hello good afternoon and welcome to our "match banter" feature for this afternoon's game against Aston Villa. It's very early days yet, but the Villans have had a poor start in their first two Premiership games.

Newcastle United vs FC Atromitos Europa League match banter!

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Venue: St James' Park, Newcastle. Date: Thusday 30th August, 2012. Kick-Off: 8:00pm. Referee: Stephen Studer‎ . UK TV: ITV 4. Hello, good evening and welcome to our latest "match banter" feature for this evening's Europa League game against FC Atromitos of Athens. With a shortage of success in the transfer window so far, Alan Pardew [.

Chelsea vs Newcastle United match banter!

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Venue: Stamford Bridge, London. Date: Saturday 25th August, 2012. Kick-Off: 5:30pm. Referee: Phil Dowd. UK TV: ESPN / HD. Hello, good afternoon and welcome to our "match banter" feature for this evening's game against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge. A repeat of our last fixture here would be just what the doctor ordered, though of course, [.

Chelsea vs Newcastle United match banter!

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Venue: Stamford Bridge, London. Date: Saturday 25th August, 2012. Kick-Off: 5:30pm. Referee: Phil Dowd. UK TV: ESPN / HD. Hello, good afternoon and welcome to our "match banter" feature for this evening's game against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge. A repeat of our last fixture here would be just what the doctor ordered, though of course, [.

Atromitos vs Newcastle United Euro match banter!

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Venue: Peristeri Stadium, Athens. Date: Thursday 23rd August 2012 Kick-off: 6.00 pm UK TV: Premier Sports (Sky channel 428 or Subcription) Hello and welcome to our regular "match banter" feature on this special evening, which sees Newcastle United embarking on their first European campaign for over five years, when Glenn Roeder slipped us in through [.

Atromitos vs Newcastle United Euro match banter!

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Venue: Peristeri Stadium, Athens. Date: Thursday 23rd August 2012 Kick-off: 6.00 pm UK TV: Premier Sports (Sky channel 428 or Subcription) Hello and welcome to our regular "match banter" feature on this special evening, which sees Newcastle United embarking on their first European campaign for over five years, when Glenn Roeder slipped us in through [.

Newcastle United vs Tottenham Hotspur match banter!

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Venue: St James' Park, Newcastle. Date: Saturday 18th August 2012 Kick-off: 5.30 pm Referee: Martin Atkinson UK TV: ESPN Dear reader, hello, good afternoon and welcome to our regular "match banter" feature. As we we made a bit of a bit of a cock up with the match preview this week, with both "Jimbob" and [.

ADO Den Haag vs Newcastle United match banter!

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Date: Saturday, 4th August Venue: Kyocera Stadium, the Hague. Kick off: 5.00pm local time, 4pm UK time UK TV: None. Hello, good afternoon and welcome to our latest "match banter" feature. This match will see more birds in combat as the Magpies of Newcastle clash with the Dutch Storks of ADO Den Haag at their [.

Newcastle United vs Olympiacos pre season match banter!

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Date: Friday, 27th July. Venue: Estádio Algarve, Faro, Portugal. Kick off: 8.45pm local and UK time. UK TV: Live on ESPN UK. Hello, good evening and welcome to our match banter feature for this evening's game, which sees the Magpies facing current Greek Superleague champions, Olympiacos, at the Estádio Algarve, Faro, Portugal.

Fenerbahçe vs Newcastle United pre season match banter!

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Date: Saturday, 21st July. Venue: Sonnenseestadion, Am Sportplatz 1, 7323 Ritzing, Austria. Kick off: 7pm local time / 6pm UK time UK TV: Live on ESPN UK. Hello, good evening and welcome to our latest "match banter" feature, which this time sees Newcastle United facing the Turkish giants of Fenerbahçe.

A.S. Monaco vs Newcastle United pre season match banter!

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Date: Monday, 16th July Venue: Hacker-Pschoor Arena, Landsberg am Lech, Bavaria, Germany Kick off: 7pm local time / 6pm UK time Good evening and welcome to our latest, and probably one of our last "match banter" features, this time for this evening's pre season friendly against the millionaire playboys of AS Monaco, to be played [.

English Premier League

You're Gonna Get Your Bottom Line Kicked In

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I was immensely tickled to read about some disturbances at a recent Thailand Premier League game between TOT and Bangkok Glass. Tickled because these are two of the corporate clubs that litter the football landscape in the country and, for me at least, I find it hard to get excited about a club that is just an extension of a corporate entity.

In Case Your Cable Goes Out – Links!

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Enough teasing and worthless banter. You. Soccer. Like. Writing. Read. Good. Now. Links.

Kissing the badge has never meant so little. (The Classical)

Mexican homecomings are seldom happy. (The Classical)

Eddie Johnson's return to MLS & form. (IBWM)

1940′s era Argentine players & classic pics.

Arsenal

Join the Hot Time In Old Town Fantasy EPL League

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Simply choose join private league, enter the code, and pick your team.

I know many of us here at HTIOT also follow an EPL team. Even if you don't, and are looking to be part of a fun fantasy game or are planning to get into EPL, I would like to invite everyone to join us for the new season just a couple of weeks away.

When racism rears its ugly head

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Ducky's Note: Krish Prashanth is a Chelsea fan and a student of engineering, fast becoming a regular in the Blue Corner of this blog. In his last post, he looked back at Chelsea's improbable Champions League victory. Here he provides his perspective on what seems to be a never-ending sub-plot to football these days racism.

Euro 2012

Man City ace resists drama and regrets

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Joe Hart has revealed that he is rarely dramatic in the dressing room before and after games, and he does not have any regrets regarding the way his football career has shaped.

Despite being one of England's fastest rising stars, the 25-year old Manchester City goalkeeper is very well known for his humility as he frequently mentions his small beginnings as a Shrewsbury Town youngster not too long ago.

Man City ace resists drama and regrets

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Joe Hart has revealed that he is rarely dramatic in the dressing room before and after games, and he does not have any regrets regarding the way his football career has shaped.

Despite being one of England's fastest rising stars, the 25-year old Manchester City goalkeeper is very well known for his humility as he frequently mentions his small beginnings as a Shrewsbury Town youngster not too long ago.

Euro 2012: England need a song – a suffocating drum ‘n’ bass opus

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This article titled "Euro 2012: England need a song – a suffocating drum 'n' bass opus" was written by Barney Ronay, for The Guardian on Friday 8th June 2012 21.00 UTC

For a team hurled together in such haste, England have arrived at Euro 2012 looking remarkably complete. In fact, so many of the familiar tournament staples are already in place it raises an uncomfortable suggestion that the gilded tinkerings of previous regimes, the years spent sketching an outline of grand operatic failure on some humid foreign touchline, could have been condensed into a couple of weekend get-togethers and a day spent arguing in the car.

France talking points – Enjoy Euro 2012 – France have done well under Blanc regardless of what happens

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That was it for the pre-Euro 2012 period. It is now showtime. Please do us proud, you Blues. You Les Bleus.

France talking points, in order:

At least approximate order:

1. Florent Malouda – This is a story of a deeply troubled individual: Florent Malouda. Unbeknownst to those of us who watch France on a regular basis (and by that, I mean those of us who haven't missed a match in the last 10 years or so), unbeknownst to us, we have a great player in Florent Malouda.

The Rest

GIF It: Strange Spurs fan pops into Sky Sports News shot

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Sky Sports News reporter Paul Gilmour had a tough shift on Transfer Deadline Day. With little going on apart from a few of their players leaving on loan, Tottenham supporters had little interest in what Gilmour had to say. He was battling the noisy banter pleading for silence at one point when suddenly [.

A Farewell to The Offside

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Indeed, the time has come friends for us to say our goodbyes. If you follow us on Twitter, then you're well aware of the news. If not, then hit the jump to get informed. We're not disappearing, just moving locations of sorts. More, after the jump:

Love

I haven't been at this craft for too long.

For Tweet’s sake

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Emmanuel Frimpong has been charged by the FA with improper conduct following a comment he made on Twitter.

This would be shocking if it were the first transgression by a sports personality on a social media site. It's pointless listing them all, but making statements in poor taste is quite commonplace among celebrities with an online presence.

Old friends Kennedy, Pontius reunited as MLS All-Stars amid impressive seasons

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By FRANCO PANIZO

PHILADELPHIA, Pa. -- The MLS All-Star game provides players from all across the league the rare opportunity to spend a few days and enjoy some banter with the others selected who would normally be considered their opposition.

CSRN EPL Fantasy league now available – code to join this league: 69483-23063

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EPL Fantasy is now available join over a million players in the larget fantasy game in the world. The CSRN Challenge league is all about bragging rights, come join the league that takes inter rival banter to the next level. It's simple "Put Up or Shut Up" with your skills and long may the broadcast comments, tweets, facebook post, texts and phone messages of banter continue.

Forget Racism, Sexism And Homophobia, Football Has A New Cancer…

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By Alan Duffy

Expect a whole slew of post-Terry trial 'banter'. First out of the traps is this superb effort from the mighty Arseblog.

Image courtesy of Arseblog.

Riot Doesn't Happen At Indonesian Game Shock

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It was Arema's last game of what has been a disappointing season yet still the fans made the journey out to Kanjurahan Stadium for the local derby with Persegres. Or Gresik United. Whatever you wanna call them.

I got into the stadium a full 90 minutes before kick off and the terraces were full.

Episode 46 Predictions Destined for Failure

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This weeks "Predictions Destined for Failure". If you want to lose money quickly please take these predictions and bet your life savings, otherwise just sit back and enjoy listening to my tired ass spew forth some mildly enertaining soccer banter.

What is your favorite Fire/Crew memory?

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I am still working with the Massive Report to get the 3 questions piece up and ready tonight or tomorrow. In the meantime, I thought it might be kind of fun for HTIOT readers to be able to share their favorite stories that involve a Fire/Crew game. Many Fire fans will answer Columbus if you ask them who our biggest rival is, and for me the Crew is my favorite rivalry matchup.

Irish fans welcome England to Poland with boos and taunts

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England arrived at their Krakow, Poland hotel on Wednesday and while they were greeted by welcoming fans, there was also a very vocal Irish delegation present. The boisterous Irish fans (whose team is based in Sopot, Poland) sang a medley of choice cuts once the England bus arrived on the, including a couple rounds of "You'll never beat the Irish" (mostly because the earliest they could face each other is in the knockout rounds), "John Terry is a racist," "Maradona" and of course the always resourceful "Booooo.